Mike McPhil
@philkensebben.bsky.social
Worthless trash. Kinda worked at Destructoid. Expect games, terrible jokes, and even worse takes.
West virgina... mountain mamma... take me hooooooooommmmmmee....
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
West virgina... mountain mamma... take me hooooooooommmmmmee....
I know a sticker guy and this is happening with mine:
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I know a sticker guy and this is happening with mine:
I'm torn. On one hand I'm horrified. On the other, I want to try that grilled cheese. I shouldn't want to. I know that at least. #blutoid
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm torn. On one hand I'm horrified. On the other, I want to try that grilled cheese. I shouldn't want to. I know that at least. #blutoid
You can get a grapple hook in #arcraiders Cool beans of course. But then I watch a streamer do this with it to a rocketeer. You can fucking ride the big ones, like an airborne chariot of death. They will eventually flip you off them tho. As he learned the hard way. #blutoid
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You can get a grapple hook in #arcraiders Cool beans of course. But then I watch a streamer do this with it to a rocketeer. You can fucking ride the big ones, like an airborne chariot of death. They will eventually flip you off them tho. As he learned the hard way. #blutoid
Did I spend $20 just to put a cowboy hat on my chicken? Don't be fucking ridiculous. I got a rubber ducky for my backpack too. #blutoid #arcraiders
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Did I spend $20 just to put a cowboy hat on my chicken? Don't be fucking ridiculous. I got a rubber ducky for my backpack too. #blutoid #arcraiders
6 hours deep on Arc Raiders and loving it. Wondering how long I can go without killing anyone. Had to down only one guy who insisted on being rude. Still let him exfil with me though. Game is pure vibes, and tension. #blutoid
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
6 hours deep on Arc Raiders and loving it. Wondering how long I can go without killing anyone. Had to down only one guy who insisted on being rude. Still let him exfil with me though. Game is pure vibes, and tension. #blutoid
You can always dm me odd us request FYI. Did my best:
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You can always dm me odd us request FYI. Did my best:
Here's a random kitten I feed, to wash the taste of nazis out your mouth. I needed to pet something pretty after thar ad, that plus irl shit got me tense. Animals and nature. Thank fuck for em. #blutoid
October 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Here's a random kitten I feed, to wash the taste of nazis out your mouth. I needed to pet something pretty after thar ad, that plus irl shit got me tense. Animals and nature. Thank fuck for em. #blutoid
New ICE ads remind me of something. Can't quite put my finger on it.... oh. That's right.
October 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
New ICE ads remind me of something. Can't quite put my finger on it.... oh. That's right.
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Fine day to liberate a planet. #Helldivers
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fine day to liberate a planet. #Helldivers
