PGJ
@pgj.bsky.social
Many names have I and many faces…
Some of you may know me as @shootthescreen
Hi, I'm Paul. Pleased to meet you.
Some of you may know me as @shootthescreen
Hi, I'm Paul. Pleased to meet you.
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Lovely from Micky D
Shared by Micky Dolenz today on the occasion of the birthdays of Davy Jones and Michael Nesmith ❤️❤️
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lovely from Micky D
The last of the visitors has gone. The kids have been palmed off to granny. My wife is at work.
Yep, it's time for 'Clash Of The Titans'.
Yep, it's time for 'Clash Of The Titans'.
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The last of the visitors has gone. The kids have been palmed off to granny. My wife is at work.
Yep, it's time for 'Clash Of The Titans'.
Yep, it's time for 'Clash Of The Titans'.
Whoever thinks 'Indecent Proposal' is a beloved Christmas film needs to be visited by three spirits tonight.
Such bizarre scheduling.
Such bizarre scheduling.
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Whoever thinks 'Indecent Proposal' is a beloved Christmas film needs to be visited by three spirits tonight.
Such bizarre scheduling.
Such bizarre scheduling.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the living room.
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the living room.
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Chocolate advent calendars, but for 365 days a year.
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Chocolate advent calendars, but for 365 days a year.
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December 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Here's Chris Rea's OTHER Christmas song. The one with a harder, cynical edge and a mean slide guitar.
This one goes out to the lady on the checkout in Morrisons this morning who didn't respond when I wished her Merry Xmas.
Joys Of Christmas to you too, love.
youtu.be/vOmGbpbeXDY?...
This one goes out to the lady on the checkout in Morrisons this morning who didn't respond when I wished her Merry Xmas.
Joys Of Christmas to you too, love.
youtu.be/vOmGbpbeXDY?...
Chris Rea - Joys Of Christmas - (Extended Version)
YouTube video by Ramsey Hagar
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December 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Here's Chris Rea's OTHER Christmas song. The one with a harder, cynical edge and a mean slide guitar.
This one goes out to the lady on the checkout in Morrisons this morning who didn't respond when I wished her Merry Xmas.
Joys Of Christmas to you too, love.
youtu.be/vOmGbpbeXDY?...
This one goes out to the lady on the checkout in Morrisons this morning who didn't respond when I wished her Merry Xmas.
Joys Of Christmas to you too, love.
youtu.be/vOmGbpbeXDY?...
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how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
This dude lives on the Christmas tree and gets up to mischief every night. The naughtier he gets the more the kids love him.
Last night they pushed their luck and asked it to do something so cheeky it would affect the whole house.
So he switched off the internet for the whole day.
It's been bliss.
Last night they pushed their luck and asked it to do something so cheeky it would affect the whole house.
So he switched off the internet for the whole day.
It's been bliss.
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This dude lives on the Christmas tree and gets up to mischief every night. The naughtier he gets the more the kids love him.
Last night they pushed their luck and asked it to do something so cheeky it would affect the whole house.
So he switched off the internet for the whole day.
It's been bliss.
Last night they pushed their luck and asked it to do something so cheeky it would affect the whole house.
So he switched off the internet for the whole day.
It's been bliss.
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19/12/24 - nocturn
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
19/12/24 - nocturn
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December 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Animation is magic and Harryhausen was a wizard.
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Animation is magic and Harryhausen was a wizard.
Ask an AI to design a Christmas card and it won't come up with a penguin playing football whilst holding a hand grenade.
AI is shit. Kids are great.
AI is shit. Kids are great.
December 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ask an AI to design a Christmas card and it won't come up with a penguin playing football whilst holding a hand grenade.
AI is shit. Kids are great.
AI is shit. Kids are great.
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For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
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Olga Kvasha, Winter Shelter
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Olga Kvasha, Winter Shelter
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I worked in an IKEA restaurant where customers struggled to find the trays.
We made a sign using a tray, suspended vertically from the ceiling on a pair of hooks, which only read:
⬇️ TRAYS ⬇️
Every day, someone would stare at this sign for a moment, then they'd unhook it and walk off with it.
We made a sign using a tray, suspended vertically from the ceiling on a pair of hooks, which only read:
⬇️ TRAYS ⬇️
Every day, someone would stare at this sign for a moment, then they'd unhook it and walk off with it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I worked in an IKEA restaurant where customers struggled to find the trays.
We made a sign using a tray, suspended vertically from the ceiling on a pair of hooks, which only read:
⬇️ TRAYS ⬇️
Every day, someone would stare at this sign for a moment, then they'd unhook it and walk off with it.
We made a sign using a tray, suspended vertically from the ceiling on a pair of hooks, which only read:
⬇️ TRAYS ⬇️
Every day, someone would stare at this sign for a moment, then they'd unhook it and walk off with it.
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Finished Blake’s 7 Series 2.
December 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Finished Blake’s 7 Series 2.
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Is there any movie that has generated more lazy bullshit chatter than Muppets Christmas Carol? "It's the best Christmas Carol adaptation!" No it isn't. "It's faithful to the book!" No it isn't. "Michael Caine plays it straight!" No he doesn't. Stop repeating this crap.
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Is there any movie that has generated more lazy bullshit chatter than Muppets Christmas Carol? "It's the best Christmas Carol adaptation!" No it isn't. "It's faithful to the book!" No it isn't. "Michael Caine plays it straight!" No he doesn't. Stop repeating this crap.
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Folk need to remember that there is no more reliable barometer of character than how the individual treats retail and waiting staff. I have NEVER known anyone who treats people in these services rudely be anything other than a grade A shit in every other respect.
The test never fails.
The test never fails.
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Folk need to remember that there is no more reliable barometer of character than how the individual treats retail and waiting staff. I have NEVER known anyone who treats people in these services rudely be anything other than a grade A shit in every other respect.
The test never fails.
The test never fails.
Do not post Christmas cards through the letterbox whilst I'm playing 'Alien: Isolation'.
Thanks neighbour, I nearly had a heart attack here.
Thanks neighbour, I nearly had a heart attack here.
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Do not post Christmas cards through the letterbox whilst I'm playing 'Alien: Isolation'.
Thanks neighbour, I nearly had a heart attack here.
Thanks neighbour, I nearly had a heart attack here.
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Those words. From a sitting president of the United States. Over two murdered citizens of the country he represents. Reprehensible...
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Those words. From a sitting president of the United States. Over two murdered citizens of the country he represents. Reprehensible...
I can already tell you what my cinema highlight of 2026 will be.
More like this please.
youtu.be/otwTXYFHmFc?...
More like this please.
youtu.be/otwTXYFHmFc?...
R.E.M. X Buster Keaton's Sherlock Jr. In Cinemas 5 Feb 2026
YouTube video by CinemaLiveInfo
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December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I can already tell you what my cinema highlight of 2026 will be.
More like this please.
youtu.be/otwTXYFHmFc?...
More like this please.
youtu.be/otwTXYFHmFc?...