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Pete, Dammit!
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· Nov 12
Disclaimer: I repair toilets for a living and spit out hot takes for Dopamine hits. Like my work, I am largely full of shit. Consume at your own risk.
If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.
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If you’re following me, I’ll follow you back when the ADHD Paralysis cools off.
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
How many more covers of Nine Inch Nails’ “We’re In This Together” are we going to have to suffer through?
The OG is perfection from the start, there ain’t no beating that (unless you’re Gary Jules, perhaps).
The OG is perfection from the start, there ain’t no beating that (unless you’re Gary Jules, perhaps).
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
How many more covers of Nine Inch Nails’ “We’re In This Together” are we going to have to suffer through?
The OG is perfection from the start, there ain’t no beating that (unless you’re Gary Jules, perhaps).
The OG is perfection from the start, there ain’t no beating that (unless you’re Gary Jules, perhaps).
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U2’s “The Edge” announces he will adopt a new moniker to coincide with the band’s next album, scheduled for release in late 2026.
When ask for comment, The Edge stated, “I’ve been doing this so many years that I decided it’s time for a change. Starting next year, I will be known as “The Goon.””
When ask for comment, The Edge stated, “I’ve been doing this so many years that I decided it’s time for a change. Starting next year, I will be known as “The Goon.””
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
U2’s “The Edge” announces he will adopt a new moniker to coincide with the band’s next album, scheduled for release in late 2026.
When ask for comment, The Edge stated, “I’ve been doing this so many years that I decided it’s time for a change. Starting next year, I will be known as “The Goon.””
When ask for comment, The Edge stated, “I’ve been doing this so many years that I decided it’s time for a change. Starting next year, I will be known as “The Goon.””
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Vaccine Bingo, Round 4:
Pneumonia! 💉🫁
Pneumonia! 💉🫁
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Vaccine Bingo, Round 4:
Pneumonia! 💉🫁
Pneumonia! 💉🫁
Just had my first eye exam in fifteen years and holy shit has that become a tech-centric affair.
Now if only they’d select the ideal frame to fit this Jimmy Neutron-lookin’ noggin of mine…
Now if only they’d select the ideal frame to fit this Jimmy Neutron-lookin’ noggin of mine…
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just had my first eye exam in fifteen years and holy shit has that become a tech-centric affair.
Now if only they’d select the ideal frame to fit this Jimmy Neutron-lookin’ noggin of mine…
Now if only they’d select the ideal frame to fit this Jimmy Neutron-lookin’ noggin of mine…
Vaccine Bingo! 💉
Round 3!
Shingles (Dose 1 of 2)
Round 3!
Shingles (Dose 1 of 2)
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Vaccine Bingo! 💉
Round 3!
Shingles (Dose 1 of 2)
Round 3!
Shingles (Dose 1 of 2)
Real disappointed that Jersey Mike refused to throw my #13 on the grill, if I’m being honest…
How have you been, Bo!?
How have you been, Bo!?
Pete how you been bro?
Yet the guy at Jersey Mike’s next door gave me a funny look when I asked if he could throw my #13 on the grill…
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Real disappointed that Jersey Mike refused to throw my #13 on the grill, if I’m being honest…
How have you been, Bo!?
How have you been, Bo!?
Yet the guy at Jersey Mike’s next door gave me a funny look when I asked if he could throw my #13 on the grill…
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yet the guy at Jersey Mike’s next door gave me a funny look when I asked if he could throw my #13 on the grill…
Vaccine Bingo continues…
Today: COVID booster!
Today: COVID booster!
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Vaccine Bingo continues…
Today: COVID booster!
Today: COVID booster!
Just heard ORDINARY LOSS By @health.band and the guitar riff really has me wanting to listen to bunch of KMFDM.
(Until CONFLICT DLC drops)
(Until CONFLICT DLC drops)
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just heard ORDINARY LOSS By @health.band and the guitar riff really has me wanting to listen to bunch of KMFDM.
(Until CONFLICT DLC drops)
(Until CONFLICT DLC drops)
So, uhhhhh…
It appears there was news today?
It appears there was news today?
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So, uhhhhh…
It appears there was news today?
It appears there was news today?
Alright. @numb.comfortab.ly is 100% correct in that you must follow @oracle.posters.rip’s labeler.
Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.
Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Alright. @numb.comfortab.ly is 100% correct in that you must follow @oracle.posters.rip’s labeler.
Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.
Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.
Mortgage bankers are calling it The Leonardo DiCaprio mortgage.
Ironic, considering Leo would never settle for anything beyond a 25-year term.
Ironic, considering Leo would never settle for anything beyond a 25-year term.
Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Mortgage bankers are calling it The Leonardo DiCaprio mortgage.
Ironic, considering Leo would never settle for anything beyond a 25-year term.
Ironic, considering Leo would never settle for anything beyond a 25-year term.
Kicking off the 6-8 week process of filling up my vaccine bingo card.
Today… Influenza!
Today… Influenza!
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Kicking off the 6-8 week process of filling up my vaccine bingo card.
Today… Influenza!
Today… Influenza!
Scarlet would like to wish everyone a fabulous Saturday afternoon.
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Scarlet would like to wish everyone a fabulous Saturday afternoon.
I turned 41 last week.
My gift to myself is a Rheumatoid Arthritis diagnosis.
🎉 🥳
My gift to myself is a Rheumatoid Arthritis diagnosis.
🎉 🥳
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I turned 41 last week.
My gift to myself is a Rheumatoid Arthritis diagnosis.
🎉 🥳
My gift to myself is a Rheumatoid Arthritis diagnosis.
🎉 🥳
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
“Maybe the real weapons of mass destruction were all the friends we made along the way.” - Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Maybe the real weapons of mass destruction were all the friends we made along the way.” - Dick Cheney
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
When reached for comment, RFK Jr. stated, “Certain workplace efficiencies needed to be made to ensure that Scott Adams, beloved creator of Dilbert, could receive proper treatment for his prostate cancer. However, Vice President Cheney will be missed.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
When reached for comment, RFK Jr. stated, “Certain workplace efficiencies needed to be made to ensure that Scott Adams, beloved creator of Dilbert, could receive proper treatment for his prostate cancer. However, Vice President Cheney will be missed.”
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Dick Cheney, the gay marriage advocate?
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dick Cheney, the gay marriage advocate?
When reached for commment, Vice President JD Vance said, “Upon my death, I hope to be as reviled as Mr. Cheney.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When reached for commment, Vice President JD Vance said, “Upon my death, I hope to be as reviled as Mr. Cheney.”