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Alright. @numb.comfortab.ly is 100% correct in that you must follow @oracle.posters.rip’s labeler.

Seeing that Reuters will be taken down not by government censorship, but by Count Choculitis; gives me strength.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Scarlet would like to wish everyone a fabulous Saturday afternoon.
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Scarlet would like to wish everyone a happy lil’ Wednesday.
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
We’re chainsmoking audiobooks today…
September 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Scarlet’s hints that she is owed a walk are becoming increasingly obvious.
September 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Do Danny Ric and Jason Mantzoukas share a stylist?
August 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Silly me, thinking the best limited edition flavors were only in Japan…
August 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Let’s make him as uncomfortable as possible in the process.
July 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
July 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I believe I win.
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
July 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bonus Scarlet:

Her favorite summer activity is lying in the yard on a sunny, 85° F day… Baking in the summer sun until her fur is hot to the touch.

The Original Baked Puptato™️
June 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Whenever I tell Scarlet (the pup) that she is very pretty; I also let her know that she is very intelligent, brave, caring, funny, and kind.

It’s important to remind young ladies that looks aren’t everything.
June 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
In Better News: Look… Scarlet has arrived to say hello!
June 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A local McDonald’s caught fire while under construction and has the aesthetic they should always have.
May 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Without saying The Office, favorite James Spader film or show?
May 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
He’s gets things done on Sunday.
May 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
He’s our guy.
May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My perfect date.
April 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Scarlet has operational details to share.
March 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
March 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Scarlet would like everyone to take a moment to chill out.

There will be more existential dread awaiting us in the morning.
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM