Michael Collado
@peladocollado.bsky.social
Snowflake Engineer. Developer of Polaris. Sometime OpenLineage contributor. Former Amazon, Cruise, and Datakin
Remember high school when they explained the commutative property of some math operations? This guy doesn’t
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times
F: Not a 600% cut
L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Remember high school when they explained the commutative property of some math operations? This guy doesn’t
Remember that it’s the radical left loonies who glorify death and violence. The right protects and honors the sanctity of life
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Remember that it’s the radical left loonies who glorify death and violence. The right protects and honors the sanctity of life
Sigh. When the stock is up, the trading window is open, now that the trading window is open, stock is down
Why are my trade restrictions so much stricter than members of congress?
Why are my trade restrictions so much stricter than members of congress?
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sigh. When the stock is up, the trading window is open, now that the trading window is open, stock is down
Why are my trade restrictions so much stricter than members of congress?
Why are my trade restrictions so much stricter than members of congress?
Good thing the evangelicals are bringing back those good old-fashioned Christian values, like empathy and compassion and kindness
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Good thing the evangelicals are bringing back those good old-fashioned Christian values, like empathy and compassion and kindness
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This is so fucking boss!
Also, my father was a marine corp vet who came to this country when he was 12 and they absolutely would have shipped him back if he were still alive
Also, my father was a marine corp vet who came to this country when he was 12 and they absolutely would have shipped him back if he were still alive
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is so fucking boss!
Also, my father was a marine corp vet who came to this country when he was 12 and they absolutely would have shipped him back if he were still alive
Also, my father was a marine corp vet who came to this country when he was 12 and they absolutely would have shipped him back if he were still alive
Reposted by Michael Collado
🤦🏿♂️For people outside the US to know how silly this is...
Everyone in the US, and I mean everyone, knows that a disproportionate number of US homes *are built by* undocumented workers from Mexico and El Salvador.🤡
This isn't "unskilled labor." These are skilled trades men and women. They are FAST.
Everyone in the US, and I mean everyone, knows that a disproportionate number of US homes *are built by* undocumented workers from Mexico and El Salvador.🤡
This isn't "unskilled labor." These are skilled trades men and women. They are FAST.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
🤦🏿♂️For people outside the US to know how silly this is...
Everyone in the US, and I mean everyone, knows that a disproportionate number of US homes *are built by* undocumented workers from Mexico and El Salvador.🤡
This isn't "unskilled labor." These are skilled trades men and women. They are FAST.
Everyone in the US, and I mean everyone, knows that a disproportionate number of US homes *are built by* undocumented workers from Mexico and El Salvador.🤡
This isn't "unskilled labor." These are skilled trades men and women. They are FAST.
Yeah, in the world of cloud computing, Brewster’s Millions is kind of a joke. Spend $30M in a month and don’t own anything? Sure, let me calculate a 100 trillion digits of pi, find all the prime numbers under a googol or stream Twitter into an AI. I could burn $30M a month without sweating
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah, in the world of cloud computing, Brewster’s Millions is kind of a joke. Spend $30M in a month and don’t own anything? Sure, let me calculate a 100 trillion digits of pi, find all the prime numbers under a googol or stream Twitter into an AI. I could burn $30M a month without sweating
Reposted by Michael Collado
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
This thread makes me so happy
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This thread makes me so happy
Rick rolled by the Foo Fighters. How epic! m.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkC...
Foo Fighters With Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up - London O2 Arena 19 September 2017
YouTube video by GotsomePearlJam
m.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Rick rolled by the Foo Fighters. How epic! m.youtube.com/watch?v=IdkC...
Spotify chose violence!
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Spotify chose violence!
You know how people never talk about more than ~10 or 12 kids when talking about very large families or farm families from 100 years ago? I discovered it’s because by the time you get 12 kids, that first one has become a teenager and you’re no longer interested in having more kids 😒
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You know how people never talk about more than ~10 or 12 kids when talking about very large families or farm families from 100 years ago? I discovered it’s because by the time you get 12 kids, that first one has become a teenager and you’re no longer interested in having more kids 😒
Remembering that time my boys found my electric shaver and decided to give themselves haircuts
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Remembering that time my boys found my electric shaver and decided to give themselves haircuts
Celebrating the day a bunch of illegal immigrants came to this country, brought foreign diseases, stole, raped, and killed, and the natives welcomed them with food and gifts
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Celebrating the day a bunch of illegal immigrants came to this country, brought foreign diseases, stole, raped, and killed, and the natives welcomed them with food and gifts
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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How broken is today's frontend culture?
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
HTTP Archive: Page Weight
This report tracks the size and quantity of many popular web page resources. Sizes represent the number of bytes sent over the network, which may be compressed.
httparchive.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How broken is today's frontend culture?
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
A friend points out that the median *mobile* page is now larger than a copy of DOOM (2.6 MiB vs. 2.48 MiB), the 75th percentile page is more than 2 DOOMs, and the P90 mobile page is 4.5x the size of DOOM:
httparchive.org/reports/page...
The irony in this series of posts is mind-numbing.
“These people hate you for your beliefs”
“Yeah, especially Muslims”
“Yeah, we hate Muslims”
🤦🏽♂️
“These people hate you for your beliefs”
“Yeah, especially Muslims”
“Yeah, we hate Muslims”
🤦🏽♂️
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The irony in this series of posts is mind-numbing.
“These people hate you for your beliefs”
“Yeah, especially Muslims”
“Yeah, we hate Muslims”
🤦🏽♂️
“These people hate you for your beliefs”
“Yeah, especially Muslims”
“Yeah, we hate Muslims”
🤦🏽♂️
Googles: Which guns can I use to commit homicide in <my town> on <intended crime date> without getting caught?
Kids these days can’t just google ‘hardware store’
"Cellphone records showed that two days before the purported attack, her co-conspirator searched online for 'zip ties near me'"
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Googles: Which guns can I use to commit homicide in <my town> on <intended crime date> without getting caught?
No, it’s brilliant! Give the money directly to the people to pay for healthcare.
Or wait! What if we skip the middleman and have the gov’t pay the people’s medical expenses for them! No insurance companies. Just one single payer - the gov’t! I think he might be on to something…
Or wait! What if we skip the middleman and have the gov’t pay the people’s medical expenses for them! No insurance companies. Just one single payer - the gov’t! I think he might be on to something…
and i thought his understanding of Grocery was bad
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare
Plan just dropped!
Plan just dropped!
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No, it’s brilliant! Give the money directly to the people to pay for healthcare.
Or wait! What if we skip the middleman and have the gov’t pay the people’s medical expenses for them! No insurance companies. Just one single payer - the gov’t! I think he might be on to something…
Or wait! What if we skip the middleman and have the gov’t pay the people’s medical expenses for them! No insurance companies. Just one single payer - the gov’t! I think he might be on to something…
South Africa shouldn’t even be in the Gs anymore. Why was South Africa ever in the G’s? Africa doesn’t begin with G. North Africa isn’t in the G’s. Guatemala, Guyana, they should be in the G’s. South Africa should be in the A’s…
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
South Africa shouldn’t even be in the Gs anymore. Why was South Africa ever in the G’s? Africa doesn’t begin with G. North Africa isn’t in the G’s. Guatemala, Guyana, they should be in the G’s. South Africa should be in the A’s…
I love all the memes from the Midwest Republicans who’ve never stepped foot in NYC talking about how New Yorkers “forgot” 9/11 because they elected Mamdani. Fuck those guys. They weren’t the ones trying to call their mom downtown on that day to find out if she was anywhere near the crash.
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I love all the memes from the Midwest Republicans who’ve never stepped foot in NYC talking about how New Yorkers “forgot” 9/11 because they elected Mamdani. Fuck those guys. They weren’t the ones trying to call their mom downtown on that day to find out if she was anywhere near the crash.
I look forward to this bullshit being posted everywhere while the actual authoritarian regime continues stripping the rights away from all Americans
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I look forward to this bullshit being posted everywhere while the actual authoritarian regime continues stripping the rights away from all Americans
What’s the thing with the potato? 🥔
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What’s the thing with the potato? 🥔