Michael Collado
@peladocollado.bsky.social
Snowflake Engineer. Developer of Polaris. Sometime OpenLineage contributor. Former Amazon, Cruise, and Datakin
But wait! Is that the real Laurel and Hardy? No safety harnesses? Were they up there doing a bit?
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But wait! Is that the real Laurel and Hardy? No safety harnesses? Were they up there doing a bit?
Umm, sorry, _our_ name is Inigo Montoya, _we_ turned humanity into a hive mind…
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Umm, sorry, _our_ name is Inigo Montoya, _we_ turned humanity into a hive mind…
Can’t believe you didn’t take those two hours to comparison shop
December 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Can’t believe you didn’t take those two hours to comparison shop
My original job was going to be English professor, so I guess I’d do that. My retirement plan is to become an astrophysics phd and do research, so maybe that?
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My original job was going to be English professor, so I guess I’d do that. My retirement plan is to become an astrophysics phd and do research, so maybe that?
Parenting, tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Parenting, tbh.