Michael Collado
peladocollado.bsky.social
Michael Collado
@peladocollado.bsky.social
Snowflake Engineer. Developer of Polaris. Sometime OpenLineage contributor. Former Amazon, Cruise, and Datakin
Remember that it’s the radical left loonies who glorify death and violence. The right protects and honors the sanctity of life
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Spotify chose violence!
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Remembering that time my boys found my electric shaver and decided to give themselves haircuts
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m crying. This is too real

Alt text: “Want to feel old?” “Yes”

xkcd.com/3172/
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The irony in this series of posts is mind-numbing.

“These people hate you for your beliefs”

“Yeah, especially Muslims”

“Yeah, we hate Muslims”

🤦🏽‍♂️
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I look forward to this bullshit being posted everywhere while the actual authoritarian regime continues stripping the rights away from all Americans
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Whoa! Big change in an hour
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Guess where my house is 😒
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tried my wife’s Hume scale today and it is totally bonkers. It pinned me at ~9% body fat with 2.5% body fat around my stomach. While I’d love to have the metabolic age of a 33 y/o, the reality is sadly far from this. I think I’m closer to triple that body fat percentage, but 🤷🏽
October 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
WTF, Spotify? Why am I paying you to insult me?
October 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My oldest got his Life Scout badge today. He’ll be an Eagle Scout at 14, I think
October 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reading shit like this irritates me. Could you not do five seconds of googling? The author goes on for two more paragraphs with this completely wrong analogy
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I get to live with her 😘
October 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Post 3
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Post 2
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is one of the most intelligent and thoughtful series of posts I’ve ever seen in r/Conservative. And I am the only upvote

“...nine studies suggested that use of acetaminophen...by pregnant women was linked to autism and other neurodevelopmental issues..."

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October 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
New trend
September 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Google, WTF?
September 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People on Facebook and r/Conservative have very short memories
September 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“There be brown people”
August 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Since I know everyone is dying to know, my eldest just achieved his Life Scout rank at only 13. He'll be Eagle before he can drive ❤️
August 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Only one more step to go. New umbrella fabric comes Monday.
August 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m astonished at the number of US conservatives who think it’s totally normal and justified to INVADE ANOTHER COUNTRY because we don’t like how they police their own citizens

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August 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Remember this tweet? Good times
August 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM