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Hey Sailor
@peacocktrainer.bsky.social
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Former peacock trainer
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peacocktrainer.bsky.social
When I was still a lass, my grandmother had two friends, sisters nicknamed Snooks and Tooter. If I ever knew their real names, they are now lost to the mists of time.
meantomyself.bsky.social mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d
I think it's time, in the course of my Being a Southern White Woman career, where I take on a ridiculous nickname. Probably well past time that I become Ouiser or Boots or Bundle or Tipper or Old Whoremouth
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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meantomyself.bsky.social
I think it's time, in the course of my Being a Southern White Woman career, where I take on a ridiculous nickname. Probably well past time that I become Ouiser or Boots or Bundle or Tipper or Old Whoremouth
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
Huge if true
lindaholmes.bsky.social Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 7h
Norway and Denmark are different countries.
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social
The only smart thing in your home should be you.
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Heardle Hall of Fame #321

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#Heardle #HallofFame #RockAndroll #Music

halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
January 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Strands #687
“Shaking things up”
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January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Connections
Puzzle #953
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January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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Wordle 1,675 5/6

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January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Today’s nails, Fuck It’s Cold! Edition: ILNP’s Midnight Kiss over HoloTaco’s One-coat Black
Four manicured fingers, painted deeeep blue Same fingers, different angle
January 19, 2026 at 12:57 AM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Heardle Hall of Fame #320

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#Heardle #HallofFame #RockAndroll #Music

halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
January 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Heardle 1980s No. 1s #1307

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#Heardle80s #Number1s #Heardle #80s

80s.heardledecades.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Strands #686
“Soft skills”
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January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Connections
Puzzle #952
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January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Wordle 1,674 5/6

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January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
“Thanks, man. Where was I? Oh yeah, so it was December, and I just wanted to get out of the cold. I knocked on some random guy's door. I’m tellin’ ya, dude was out of his friggin' mind! He kept asking me a bunch of super weird questions and whining about some chick named Lenore."
a hand holds a lighter to a cigarette in the beak of a raven (crow)
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
“The mothership has returned. Gather your things and inform the others.”
Two orange cats standing upright on a bed, with a framed photo of children on the wall in the background. A bright light through the window is reflected on the wall.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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thebarbarienne.bsky.social
"Life never should have evolved out of the ocean" SENT me
amuzi.blacksky.app M..ka @amuzi.blacksky.app · 2d
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Heardle Hall of Fame #319

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#Heardle #HallofFame #RockAndroll #Music

halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
January 17, 2026 at 5:46 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Strands #685
“That's putting it mildly!”
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January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Connections
Puzzle #951
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January 17, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Wordle 1,673 4/6

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January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Heardle Hall of Fame #318

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#Heardle #HallofFame #RockAndroll #Music

halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
peacocktrainer.bsky.social
Heardle 1980s No. 1s #1305

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#Heardle80s #Number1s #Heardle #80s

80s.heardledecades.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM