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[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
[restaurant]
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
ME: I’m meeting my blind date here.
HOSTESS: Do you have reservations?
ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
Heardle Hall of Fame #256
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#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
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#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Heardle Hall of Fame #256
🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Strands #622
“We can see right through them”
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“We can see right through them”
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November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Strands #622
“We can see right through them”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
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“We can see right through them”
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Connections
Puzzle #888
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Puzzle #888
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November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Connections
Puzzle #888
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Puzzle #888
🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Wordle 1,610 5/6
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November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wordle 1,610 5/6
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[first date]
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
[first date]
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Strands #621
“Low-key elusive”
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“Low-key elusive”
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November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Strands #621
“Low-key elusive”
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“Low-key elusive”
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Connections
Puzzle #887
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Puzzle #887
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November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Connections
Puzzle #887
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Puzzle #887
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Wordle 1,609 3/6
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⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨
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November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Wordle 1,609 3/6
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He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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RIP to a literal Legend...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Tatsuya Nakadai, Japanese actor of Ran, Yojimbo and Harakiri, dies aged 92
Star of Japan’s cinematic golden age, who collaborated with Kurosawa and played the lead in Kobayashi’s Human Condition trilogy, died from pneumonia
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
RIP to a literal Legend...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Heardle Hall of Fame #254
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#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
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#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Heardle Hall of Fame #254
🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
#Heardle #halloffame #rockandroll #music
halloffame.heardledecades.xyz
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Strands #620
“Out, damned spot!”
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🔵🔵🔵🔵
“Out, damned spot!”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Strands #620
“Out, damned spot!”
🟡🔵🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵🔵
“Out, damned spot!”
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🔵🔵🔵🔵
Connections
Puzzle #886
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Puzzle #886
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November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Connections
Puzzle #886
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Puzzle #886
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Wordle 1,608 5/6
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November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wordle 1,608 5/6
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when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you