paulsmith5446
@paulsmith5446.bsky.social
biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile
so, it seems, little Tommy tit is running scared from ISIS
I now find myself in the position where I'm agreeing with Piers Morgan and wanting to thank ISIS (not support, just thank for this small thing)
maybe the interweb is brainwashing me after all
I now find myself in the position where I'm agreeing with Piers Morgan and wanting to thank ISIS (not support, just thank for this small thing)
maybe the interweb is brainwashing me after all
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
so, it seems, little Tommy tit is running scared from ISIS
I now find myself in the position where I'm agreeing with Piers Morgan and wanting to thank ISIS (not support, just thank for this small thing)
maybe the interweb is brainwashing me after all
I now find myself in the position where I'm agreeing with Piers Morgan and wanting to thank ISIS (not support, just thank for this small thing)
maybe the interweb is brainwashing me after all
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Stop Palantir taking over our public services!
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.
you.38degrees.org.uk
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
just got my United Utilities water bill, its up just over 14% since last year (last years rise was over 27%)
all I can say is I wish my wages rose at these rates
all I can say is I wish my wages rose at these rates
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
just got my United Utilities water bill, its up just over 14% since last year (last years rise was over 27%)
all I can say is I wish my wages rose at these rates
all I can say is I wish my wages rose at these rates
supporting Pallestine
you can but then you can't, but then you do but you definitely can't, then its ruled that you can except that you can't.
British law at its usual standard of clarity
you can but then you can't, but then you do but you definitely can't, then its ruled that you can except that you can't.
British law at its usual standard of clarity
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
supporting Pallestine
you can but then you can't, but then you do but you definitely can't, then its ruled that you can except that you can't.
British law at its usual standard of clarity
you can but then you can't, but then you do but you definitely can't, then its ruled that you can except that you can't.
British law at its usual standard of clarity
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Them: IYKYK
Me: yes, I've heard of zippers
Me: yes, I've heard of zippers
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Them: IYKYK
Me: yes, I've heard of zippers
Me: yes, I've heard of zippers
been asked to price up a job in London
installing a revolving front door
anyone know how to get to 10 Downing street?
installing a revolving front door
anyone know how to get to 10 Downing street?
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
been asked to price up a job in London
installing a revolving front door
anyone know how to get to 10 Downing street?
installing a revolving front door
anyone know how to get to 10 Downing street?
absolutely
you should post after one too many beers, and damn the consequences (hic)
you should post after one too many beers, and damn the consequences (hic)
Drafts? I don’t need no stinking drafts.
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
absolutely
you should post after one too many beers, and damn the consequences (hic)
you should post after one too many beers, and damn the consequences (hic)
Mandelson has "damaged our party, our country and trust in politics itself" again
fixed it
fixed it
Morgan McSweeney, Keir Starmer’s chief of staff, said Mandelson has “damaged our party, our country and trust in politics itself.”
U.K. Prime Minister’s Chief Of Staff Resigns Amid Backlash Over Promoting Epstein-Connected Peter Mandelson
Morgan McSweeney, Keir Starmer’s chief of staff, said Mandelson has “damaged our party, our country and trust in politics itself.”
www.forbes.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Mandelson has "damaged our party, our country and trust in politics itself" again
fixed it
fixed it
I'v never seen Zack Polanski put out a statement and then switch off replies and reposts, perhaps the Labour politicians could learn something from this
Yet again a Labour minister lets the cat out of the bag. They are expecting to come third in Gorton and Denton.
Only the Green Party can stop Reform.
Lower bills, tax the rich, protect the NHS. We will win.
Only the Green Party can stop Reform.
Lower bills, tax the rich, protect the NHS. We will win.
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I'v never seen Zack Polanski put out a statement and then switch off replies and reposts, perhaps the Labour politicians could learn something from this
claps 3 times
oh so you’re a big fan of kid rock? ok name 3 of his venereal diseases
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
claps 3 times
interesting that teflon Tony still seems to be on Trump's bored (sic) of peace
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
interesting that teflon Tony still seems to be on Trump's bored (sic) of peace
I learned long ago that the light at the end of the tunnel is because my government has set it on fire
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I learned long ago that the light at the end of the tunnel is because my government has set it on fire
getting the old girl ready for summer, my old cb400a that I originally converted to 5 speed manual is now being converted to 6 speed manual. 2nd gear can be (and is) problematic on the 5 speed. next job plumb in an oil cooler...
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
getting the old girl ready for summer, my old cb400a that I originally converted to 5 speed manual is now being converted to 6 speed manual. 2nd gear can be (and is) problematic on the 5 speed. next job plumb in an oil cooler...
take me down to the paradox city where quantum messes with my head
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
take me down to the paradox city where quantum messes with my head
with the latest (horrific) revelations to come to light in the Epstein files I'm now wondering if this is why he was so paranoid about getting a pardon towards the end of his first term
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
with the latest (horrific) revelations to come to light in the Epstein files I'm now wondering if this is why he was so paranoid about getting a pardon towards the end of his first term
and in other news he has Trump checked over by his favourite phrenologist
He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:26 PM
and in other news he has Trump checked over by his favourite phrenologist
I bet Nigel Farage really loves this image, it'd be a shame if it got shared all over social media...
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I bet Nigel Farage really loves this image, it'd be a shame if it got shared all over social media...
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My dog loves to follow me around and 'supervise' when I do any work in the garden. Sometimes even if the plants don't need watering, I will wander around with the empty watering can pretending to water them just so he can enjoy feeling helpful.
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My dog loves to follow me around and 'supervise' when I do any work in the garden. Sometimes even if the plants don't need watering, I will wander around with the empty watering can pretending to water them just so he can enjoy feeling helpful.
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Kristi Noem must resign.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
January 27, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Kristi Noem must resign.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
And if she won’t, she must be held accountable and impeached by Congress.
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Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
someone should explain that constitution thingy to the elected members
"Invoked the Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination in response to more than 500 questions over six hours..."
-- court filing on Eric Trump's deposition
-- court filing on Eric Trump's deposition
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 AM
someone should explain that constitution thingy to the elected members
surely RFK junior knows a phrenologist that can check his boss out?
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 AM
surely RFK junior knows a phrenologist that can check his boss out?
if smart devices are really so smart, why do we swear at them so much?
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
if smart devices are really so smart, why do we swear at them so much?
What's your sign?
January 20, 2026 at 6:56 AM
What's your sign?