paulsmith5446
@paulsmith5446.bsky.social
biker, dealer in sarcasm, worlds greatest lover, pathological liar and now eXile
if you line 3 martinis up, and then drink the middle one, you've just had the best bit of the sandwich. win, win
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
if you line 3 martinis up, and then drink the middle one, you've just had the best bit of the sandwich. win, win
stick a note on it that says £20 ono
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
stick a note on it that says £20 ono
it amazes me that all these so called 'patriots' read the Mail and accept its opinions on Britain when its owner is (allegedly) registered to pay tax in the Bahamas...
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it amazes me that all these so called 'patriots' read the Mail and accept its opinions on Britain when its owner is (allegedly) registered to pay tax in the Bahamas...
went to school with a lad who could eat one in about 4 bites, it earned him the nickname the pommy gannet
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
went to school with a lad who could eat one in about 4 bites, it earned him the nickname the pommy gannet
excuse me a mo, got to do a quick google search...
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
excuse me a mo, got to do a quick google search...
you march 10,000 men to the top and then march them down again. hang on, I may be thinking of duke here
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
you march 10,000 men to the top and then march them down again. hang on, I may be thinking of duke here
here in the UK we call it the public school system...
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
here in the UK we call it the public school system...
someone pretended to throw the tennis ball once too often
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
someone pretended to throw the tennis ball once too often
Stolly won over Bolly
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Stolly won over Bolly
sadly this sounds about normal for the UK, I take no joy in writing that
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
sadly this sounds about normal for the UK, I take no joy in writing that
I thought Ollie Reed and Micheal Crawford beat them to it
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I thought Ollie Reed and Micheal Crawford beat them to it
problem is the company isn't cheering to help, its jeering while collecting the interest. the rock still wins
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
problem is the company isn't cheering to help, its jeering while collecting the interest. the rock still wins
thats a little offensive, I'm loads more than a bit weird
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
thats a little offensive, I'm loads more than a bit weird
rumour is he was PG tipped off about it
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
rumour is he was PG tipped off about it
damn, I read your post too fast, I thought it said Corrie, still works though
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
damn, I read your post too fast, I thought it said Corrie, still works though
you may be unhinged?
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
you may be unhinged?
its ok for a quick visit but you wouldn't want to live there
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
its ok for a quick visit but you wouldn't want to live there