Paul Cage
@paulcage.bsky.social
Writer, dog lover, volleyball player, and girl dad
The Steelers are in the process of "Pulling a Tomlin"...if you know you know
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Steelers are in the process of "Pulling a Tomlin"...if you know you know
Reading a lot of banter about this, and I think it's impt to separate campaigns from governance. To reach people and gain their support, you have to speak on their level. Sell your ideas where your audiences are.
Scoop: Third Way is circulating a memo, shared first with @playbookdc, featuring a new blacklist of words Dems shouldn’t use.
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August 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reading a lot of banter about this, and I think it's impt to separate campaigns from governance. To reach people and gain their support, you have to speak on their level. Sell your ideas where your audiences are.
Can't argue with science
5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
35 minute walk from the pub to the house!
The difference is staggering ...
35 minute walk from the pub to the house!
The difference is staggering ...
July 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Can't argue with science
My key takeaway from the NBA draft
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media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My key takeaway from the NBA draft
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Well, that's a bad sign.
June 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Well, that's a bad sign.
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Despite what you've heard, you don't "gotta love it." You can love whatever you want.
June 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Despite what you've heard, you don't "gotta love it." You can love whatever you want.
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I hate myself for this.
June 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I hate myself for this.
Put this in the Louvre
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Put this in the Louvre
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Pope Leo vs. The '85 Bears. Who you got?
a man wearing sunglasses and a bears jacket is standing in front of a stadium with the word washed on the bottom right
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media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pope Leo vs. The '85 Bears. Who you got?
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“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
theonion.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
theonion.com/man-who...
theonion.com/man-who...
Does anyone want my White Lotus Honors points because fuck that place
April 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Does anyone want my White Lotus Honors points because fuck that place
When you know it's serious
April 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
When you know it's serious
So good, haha
WIFE: ever since you started doing improv you’ve become insufferable. I want a divorce
ME: yes, and…
ME: yes, and…
January 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So good, haha
My brain says the Steelers will get thumped by the Ravens, but my heart says maybe we have a chance?
January 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My brain says the Steelers will get thumped by the Ravens, but my heart says maybe we have a chance?
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Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
Dino and Freddy might be done for the evening
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Dino and Freddy might be done for the evening
Is the Netflix stream actually crashing for this fight? Too funny.
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Is the Netflix stream actually crashing for this fight? Too funny.
