Paul Cage
@paulcage.bsky.social
Writer, dog lover, volleyball player, and girl dad
Official Ranking
Empire
Star Wars
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Solo
Force Awakens
Who cares after that?
Empire
Star Wars
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Solo
Force Awakens
Who cares after that?
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Official Ranking
Empire
Star Wars
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Solo
Force Awakens
Who cares after that?
Empire
Star Wars
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Solo
Force Awakens
Who cares after that?
The layers...
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in front of a body of water .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The layers...
So you're saying Iffy is iffy? Nvm I'll leave.
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So you're saying Iffy is iffy? Nvm I'll leave.
That's 1/3 of a McCringleberry.
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
That's 1/3 of a McCringleberry.
Right, it includes a traumatic story from your childhood.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Right, it includes a traumatic story from your childhood.
Old man in Maryland here tapping in to tip his hat to all the ladies and say let's fucking go!
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Old man in Maryland here tapping in to tip his hat to all the ladies and say let's fucking go!
Hamberders for everyone
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Hamberders for everyone
Yeah let's see more of this terrible D
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah let's see more of this terrible D
I was gonna say NUTGPT
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I was gonna say NUTGPT
"If they pay me money, I must be doing the right thing!"
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"If they pay me money, I must be doing the right thing!"
Or use your MVP to throw a 2 yard out or something?
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Or use your MVP to throw a 2 yard out or something?
It's a complete catastrophe
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's a complete catastrophe
I'm really tired of Jonny Greenwood. I hope he has nothing to do with this PTA film.
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm really tired of Jonny Greenwood. I hope he has nothing to do with this PTA film.
More like information stupid highway, amirite?
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
More like information stupid highway, amirite?
Jesus take the training wheels
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Jesus take the training wheels
