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I think Ohio State should hang a ALMOST BEAT INDIANA banner for this season
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh my god Indiana
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Undefeated** UConn deserves a chance at the national title

* in regulation
* games played in football stadiums
whoever wins the cfp must then defeat the optional superboss
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I woke up feeling’ the cheesiest, coach!
First OT in #FCSChampionship history!
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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You gotta be fuckin kidding me
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Trinidad Chambliss has engaged circus mode
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 AM
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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we need a goth president
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Of course Dabo’s a Yankees fan
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I am honored to be featured on these outros
December 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
That should be worth 5 points
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
December 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Did @jonbois.bsky.social write these?
@dhm.bsky.social my local card store replenished their supply of 1980s “tips” cards. The 1989 Packers this time. The writer was truly a craftsman. “Drugs can lead to sudden death. Establish yourself as a winner—don’t do drugs.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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If you’d like to know what it was really like inside CECOT for an innocent man who was wrongfully deported by this administration, we interviewed a pro soccer player and youth coach named Jerce Reyes two weeks ago: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.
December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Notre Dame lost to both of these teams... 😅
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Wow he really dropped the ball there
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Lou Holtz
Vibes are rancid, we need Michigan to make an extremely funny hire
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The Bucked Up LA Bowl Hosted by Gronk.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I’m going to need you all to mentally prepare yourselves for Diego Pavia, Heisman Trophy winner
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM