Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz
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It's Beginning To Look Like Trump's Last Christmas (song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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Starting on this year's sing-along Christmas carols:
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
Won’t make it through the year
As his ankles begin to swell
It’s affecting his heart as well
He can’t regenerate that like his ear
It’s beginning to look like Trump’s last Christmas
Won’t make it through the year
As his ankles begin to swell
It’s affecting his heart as well
He can’t regenerate that like his ear
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Performing artists are now like women: not allowed to say "no" to Donald Trump.
December 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Performing artists are now like women: not allowed to say "no" to Donald Trump.
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Absolute Fing traitor
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Absolute Fing traitor
Trump’s Christmas attack messages have become a tradition. Last year it was “rot in hell”.
Silver Bells / Rot In Hell (Donald Trump song parody)
youtu.be/vjidhv7VfV4
Silver Bells / Rot In Hell (Donald Trump song parody)
youtu.be/vjidhv7VfV4
Silver Bells / Rot In Hell (Donald Trump song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Trump’s Christmas attack messages have become a tradition. Last year it was “rot in hell”.
Silver Bells / Rot In Hell (Donald Trump song parody)
youtu.be/vjidhv7VfV4
Silver Bells / Rot In Hell (Donald Trump song parody)
youtu.be/vjidhv7VfV4
He loves to take credit for things, so I’m surprised he didn’t say “long ago dead (thanks to me) Jeffrey Epstein”
I love the smell of panic in the evening. Smells like…victory
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
He loves to take credit for things, so I’m surprised he didn’t say “long ago dead (thanks to me) Jeffrey Epstein”
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
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Never forget that the dad from a Christmas Story was supposed to be 35 years old, so harsh was life in the 40s.
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Never forget that the dad from a Christmas Story was supposed to be 35 years old, so harsh was life in the 40s.
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🎵 (reggae singing:)
Get up in the morning and checking my iPhone
So to find out if orange man is dead
Oh no… he’s still alive
Get up in the morning and checking my iPhone
So to find out if orange man is dead
Oh no… he’s still alive
Project 2025 (Donald Trump / "Israelites" song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎵 (reggae singing:)
Get up in the morning and checking my iPhone
So to find out if orange man is dead
Oh no… he’s still alive
Get up in the morning and checking my iPhone
So to find out if orange man is dead
Oh no… he’s still alive
Damn, this makes me sad.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Damn, this makes me sad.
It’s true - I lost my job and my income this month is 4.3% more than last month:
0 x 1.043 = 0
Thank you Trump, next month make it 10% and lead us to prosperity! 🙏
0 x 1.043 = 0
Thank you Trump, next month make it 10% and lead us to prosperity! 🙏
That’s not how GDP works. But it is how propaganda works.
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s true - I lost my job and my income this month is 4.3% more than last month:
0 x 1.043 = 0
Thank you Trump, next month make it 10% and lead us to prosperity! 🙏
0 x 1.043 = 0
Thank you Trump, next month make it 10% and lead us to prosperity! 🙏
Accidental Renaissance: Christmas food prep.
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Accidental Renaissance: Christmas food prep.
Checking… damn.
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow.
There's Always Tomorrow (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Checking… damn.
Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe tomorrow.
> Trump will call them “Trump-class” battleships
But… Trump has no class.
But… Trump has no class.
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
> Trump will call them “Trump-class” battleships
But… Trump has no class.
But… Trump has no class.
Wilbur wants cookies
(🔊 volume up)
(🔊 volume up)
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Wilbur wants cookies
(🔊 volume up)
(🔊 volume up)
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There is an easy defense against this: that should keep the orange one away....
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There is an easy defense against this: that should keep the orange one away....
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It's to bad that trump doesn't have the same intensity in the Ukrainian situation as he does in Venezuela.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's to bad that trump doesn't have the same intensity in the Ukrainian situation as he does in Venezuela.
Melania’s panties in the news! Long ago I wrote some rhymes and later incorporated into a song:
FBI vigilanties
tried inspecting all her panties
My wife just abhors
How they went through her drawers
There were no secret files
in her lingerie piles
Those are things I’m no longer allowed to explore
FBI vigilanties
tried inspecting all her panties
My wife just abhors
How they went through her drawers
There were no secret files
in her lingerie piles
Those are things I’m no longer allowed to explore
Pencil Thin Mustache (Jimmy Buffett / Donald Trump Song Parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Melania’s panties in the news! Long ago I wrote some rhymes and later incorporated into a song:
FBI vigilanties
tried inspecting all her panties
My wife just abhors
How they went through her drawers
There were no secret files
in her lingerie piles
Those are things I’m no longer allowed to explore
FBI vigilanties
tried inspecting all her panties
My wife just abhors
How they went through her drawers
There were no secret files
in her lingerie piles
Those are things I’m no longer allowed to explore
Judge: Spell “beholden”
Trump: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: “Why you beholdin back the Epstein Files”
Trump: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: “Why you beholdin back the Epstein Files”
George W. Bush: He is, indeed, the dumbest President we’ve ever had, and I thank God that he is every damned day.
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Judge: Spell “beholden”
Trump: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: “Why you beholdin back the Epstein Files”
Trump: Can you use it in a sentence?
Judge: “Why you beholdin back the Epstein Files”
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How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How it started vs. How it’s going NOW 👀
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
LA tow truck driver who towed ICE’s car found NOT GUILTY 🦸🏽♂️
That’s when you turn off the WiFi (and deactivate data in their phones)
Oh no. A kid just yelled "Mom! Pizza!" from the basement. I don't like that. Not one little bit. We're not doing that.
December 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That’s when you turn off the WiFi (and deactivate data in their phones)
Run over by a reindeer, but no health insurance? Sorry, Grandma! 🎵
Grandma Can No Longer Pay for Healthcare (song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Run over by a reindeer, but no health insurance? Sorry, Grandma! 🎵
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Trump went on tv to “shut up, piggy” all of America.
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Trump went on tv to “shut up, piggy” all of America.
Sure, why not. 🤷
Now where are the Epstein Files?
Now where are the Epstein Files?
NEW: He’s renaming the Kennedy Center. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center board votes to rename ‘Trump-Kennedy Center’
Kennedy Center trustees, installed earlier this year by President Trump, have voted to rename the center after him, said Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sure, why not. 🤷
Now where are the Epstein Files?
Now where are the Epstein Files?
“That beautiful face & those LIPS that don't stop-op-op-op like a little machine gun”
Oh, those are bullet holes!
Oh, those are bullet holes!
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“That beautiful face & those LIPS that don't stop-op-op-op like a little machine gun”
Oh, those are bullet holes!
Oh, those are bullet holes!