Patrick Fitzgerald
@patmfitz.bsky.social
Politics and parody. Writer of funny song lyrics and parody songs on my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@patmfitz
🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA
🚫DMs 🚫Crypto 🚫MAGA
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It’s actually snowing here in Atlanta, so I have a nice fire going and made some goguma (고구마 - Korean sweet potatoes) which are now keeping warm on the wood stove.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s actually snowing here in Atlanta, so I have a nice fire going and made some goguma (고구마 - Korean sweet potatoes) which are now keeping warm on the wood stove.
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She looks like an ad for fundamentalist woman looking for an another sister wife.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
She looks like an ad for fundamentalist woman looking for an another sister wife.
My wife works as a substitute teacher and there is a policy that kids cannot put their heads down on their desks and doze off (this is due to a kid overdosing one year, doing the same and then dying in a class).
The fact that the President could doze off for 20 min in a meeting is frightening.
The fact that the President could doze off for 20 min in a meeting is frightening.
Not one person, including the medical professionals in the Oval Office, were remotely phased or concerned SEEING him nodding out‼️ THAT SURELY IS DUE TO HIM DOING THIS REGULARLY AND THEY ARE USED TO THIS HAPPENING‼️
#DementiaDon #DonOLD
#DementiaDon #DonOLD
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 AM
My wife works as a substitute teacher and there is a policy that kids cannot put their heads down on their desks and doze off (this is due to a kid overdosing one year, doing the same and then dying in a class).
The fact that the President could doze off for 20 min in a meeting is frightening.
The fact that the President could doze off for 20 min in a meeting is frightening.
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How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How long till we learn American, United & Delta worked the phones on Senate Dems?
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Chuck Schumer needs to go.
Schumerin' (Song parody - Groovin' On a Sunday Afternoon)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Chuck Schumer needs to go.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, this is true 👇
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue, this is true 👇
Understandable - if you gave me $40 billion i would be willing to jerk off two guys simultaneously like Trump.
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Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout.
Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Understandable - if you gave me $40 billion i would be willing to jerk off two guys simultaneously like Trump.
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How many pieces of flair are required? And I don’t want to do just the minimum.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How many pieces of flair are required? And I don’t want to do just the minimum.
I haven't seen anything this awkward since Aunt Bethany recited the Pledge of Allegiance for the Thanksgiving dinner blessing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I haven't seen anything this awkward since Aunt Bethany recited the Pledge of Allegiance for the Thanksgiving dinner blessing.
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Well, that certainly cleared that up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Well, that certainly cleared that up.
“We have to remain liquid”
- the Trump Presidency, brought to you by Depends ™️
- the Trump Presidency, brought to you by Depends ™️
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“We have to remain liquid”
- the Trump Presidency, brought to you by Depends ™️
- the Trump Presidency, brought to you by Depends ™️
It will soon be acceptable to stop believin’
Journey announces farewell 'Final Frontier' tour
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Journey announces farewell ‘Final Frontier’ tour
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November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It will soon be acceptable to stop believin’
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
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Everybody needs three types of friends: one actual adult friend to give you good advice when you need it, one introvert friend who always just wants to watch movies in their pajamas, and then also a tight-knit gang of cantankerous yet clumsy raccoons for capers and hijinks
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Everybody needs three types of friends: one actual adult friend to give you good advice when you need it, one introvert friend who always just wants to watch movies in their pajamas, and then also a tight-knit gang of cantankerous yet clumsy raccoons for capers and hijinks
Usha, are you okay? 🎵🧤 hee-hee!
Usha, Are You Okay? (JD Vance / Erika Kirk / Smooth Criminal song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Usha, are you okay? 🎵🧤 hee-hee!
A beautifully done ballad by Mangy Fetlocks (the closest thing we have to Woody Guthrie these days).
Poncho and The ICE Man, A Ballad
YouTube video by Bruce W. Nelson
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November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
A beautifully done ballad by Mangy Fetlocks (the closest thing we have to Woody Guthrie these days).
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If the door hits Cuomo's ass on the way out, he'll finally get an idea of what it's like to be a woman on his staff.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If the door hits Cuomo's ass on the way out, he'll finally get an idea of what it's like to be a woman on his staff.
🎵 No matter what Donald Trump does, his MAGA cult will find a way to rationalize and continue supporting him, even though his actions run counter to their own stated principles (for example, giving twenty billion dollars to Argentina).
I Believe (MAGA song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
🎵 No matter what Donald Trump does, his MAGA cult will find a way to rationalize and continue supporting him, even though his actions run counter to their own stated principles (for example, giving twenty billion dollars to Argentina).
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Tried by a jury of his schmears
Wanted: For Corned Beef on Rye (song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
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November 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tried by a jury of his schmears
After having trouble with my sourdough on my last few attempts, finally success!
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
After having trouble with my sourdough on my last few attempts, finally success!
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BREAKING: Leaked footage from Epstein’s favorite club.
November 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: Leaked footage from Epstein’s favorite club.