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2-time NBA all star and new york times bestselling author
quite a statement to not invite trump or vance to dick cheney’s funeral. if THAT heartless bastard doesn’t want you there, you’re either extremely good or extremely terrible
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hamilton
What's that one media you still haven't seen/played no matter what others say?
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the bureaucratic maze is a feature of all our welfare systems, they hope it’s so difficult that people won’t apply
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
all pedophiles say their encounters are consensual, it’s part of the psychosis
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Seems like the people that were very angry about Lizzo blowing President Madison’s flute should really be all over this latest scandal.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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PSA: if you are a cannabis grower in the United States or have been thinking about starting to grow, get any seeds you’ve been wanting to buy online before the end of the year. The new changes to the hemp laws make buying seeds online illegal again as of January 1, 2026
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
maybe it knocked it back into being a democrat
Senator John Fetterman, the Pennsylvania Democrat whose 2022 campaign was almost derailed by a near-fatal stroke, was hospitalized on Thursday after a fall near his home outside of Pittsburgh.
Fetterman, Senator Who Survived Stroke, Hospitalized After Fall
Senator John Fetterman, the hoodie-wearing Pennsylvanian who nearly died during his campaign and was later hospitalized for clinical depression, had minor injuries, according to his office.
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this is really straining my commitment to not talk shit about my hometown
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
of course the two raw assholes that represent my state don’t accept faxes
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
one thing about me is that if you have a comically large wine glass I’m going to pose with it
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
we actually have similar “suggestions” at my job - they call it the 5-10-15 rule. It’s fine. It’s so we don’t actively scowl at the public
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I realize now that everything I know about classic rock is from 90s commercials for compilation CDs
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I KNOW in my heart of hearts that I should be besties with everyone from @1900hotdog.bsky.social but I think I’d come across as sad and old
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:

Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?

I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
when you work for a large health system and people still can’t spell HIPAA
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
are we allowed to say we have a mandate yet
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
of course cheney finally keels over during an administration worse than his own
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
guys are you sick and tired of using bedsheets made for LADIES?
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.

Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.

She was later released with NO CHARGE.

A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.

You decide…
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
dramatic cat doing her exaggerated sniffing routine because we have chicken out
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ll be a poll worker on Tuesday ~somewhere~ in york county. I guess you’ll just have to go vote if you want to say hi
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
vote to retain, kids
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I need someone to move my legs around like nurses do to make babies fart
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM