parva
@parva.bsky.social
2-time NBA all star and new york times bestselling author
of course the two raw assholes that represent my state don’t accept faxes
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
of course the two raw assholes that represent my state don’t accept faxes
one thing about me is that if you have a comically large wine glass I’m going to pose with it
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
one thing about me is that if you have a comically large wine glass I’m going to pose with it
guys are you sick and tired of using bedsheets made for LADIES?
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
guys are you sick and tired of using bedsheets made for LADIES?
dramatic cat doing her exaggerated sniffing routine because we have chicken out
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
dramatic cat doing her exaggerated sniffing routine because we have chicken out
we went to a park yesterday and met a snake named JD
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
we went to a park yesterday and met a snake named JD
merry parvmas one and all
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
merry parvmas one and all
I legit thought this was a joke
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I legit thought this was a joke
1000% back on our bullshit
September 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
1000% back on our bullshit
here’s prince snowflake, cat magician, going down a slide
September 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
here’s prince snowflake, cat magician, going down a slide
went to a cat magic show today and it was more incredible than you could ever imagine
September 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
went to a cat magic show today and it was more incredible than you could ever imagine
there is a federal law that all comedy clubs must have embarrassing names. here we are at fuckin MAGOOBY’S
August 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
there is a federal law that all comedy clubs must have embarrassing names. here we are at fuckin MAGOOBY’S
even if you’re not on TT you should know that the official pillsbury account signs off its comments with “hoo hoo”
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
even if you’re not on TT you should know that the official pillsbury account signs off its comments with “hoo hoo”
thank you to the reading hot dog society for this
August 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
thank you to the reading hot dog society for this
you had me at HABIBI HOUR
July 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
you had me at HABIBI HOUR
real life skittlebrau on tap at this bar
July 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
real life skittlebrau on tap at this bar
one of the only joys in my life are the swallowtail caterpillars lounging in the parsley I grew for them
July 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
one of the only joys in my life are the swallowtail caterpillars lounging in the parsley I grew for them
LITERALLY SAW THIS TONIGHT the sardine thing is real
July 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
LITERALLY SAW THIS TONIGHT the sardine thing is real