paramoron
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grr woof etc. 🏳️🌈 🐻 | student 👨🏻⚕️ 🏝️ | former paramedic
💖 🎶 some of those that work forces 🎶 💖
🖤💕 are the same that burn crosses 💕 🖤
💖 🎶 some of those that work forces 🎶 💖
🖤💕 are the same that burn crosses 💕 🖤
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I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
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Seeing a movie where a character takes the metro to Georgetown
Overhearing someone say they were flying out of “Reagan”
Illegal immigrants everywhere (spotted lantern flies)
Overhearing someone say they were flying out of “Reagan”
Illegal immigrants everywhere (spotted lantern flies)
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...
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August 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Seeing a movie where a character takes the metro to Georgetown
Overhearing someone say they were flying out of “Reagan”
Illegal immigrants everywhere (spotted lantern flies)
Overhearing someone say they were flying out of “Reagan”
Illegal immigrants everywhere (spotted lantern flies)
Didn’t expect to see Apple accelerating the iPhone’s slide toward irrelevance more than it already has with AI features that a lot of users don’t want, but now we also get intrusive ads pushed from Apple Pay with movie promo codes for Apple’s F1 movie, which nobody cares about or wants.
June 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Didn’t expect to see Apple accelerating the iPhone’s slide toward irrelevance more than it already has with AI features that a lot of users don’t want, but now we also get intrusive ads pushed from Apple Pay with movie promo codes for Apple’s F1 movie, which nobody cares about or wants.
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"The two-sentence headline is destroying that sacred chaos. Worse, it’s making us think in neatly packaged dichotomies, and if there’s one thing the human mind abhors more than nuance, it’s being spoon-fed the illusion of nuance."
Two-Sentence Headlines Are Everywhere. Here’s Why You Should Be Concerned
I’m here to sound the alarm about the greatest crisis of our time—and it has nothing to do with the usual suspects: climate change, AI taking our j...
buff.ly
June 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"The two-sentence headline is destroying that sacred chaos. Worse, it’s making us think in neatly packaged dichotomies, and if there’s one thing the human mind abhors more than nuance, it’s being spoon-fed the illusion of nuance."
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
June 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
this is a bad take and ignores the real challenge: that Apple still has to sell phones to people who abhor anything branded as AI. i mean isn’t it possible that 99% of the planet haven’t missed the so-called AI revolution, but that they’re smarter than the tech journos who have fallen for such BS?
June 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is a bad take and ignores the real challenge: that Apple still has to sell phones to people who abhor anything branded as AI. i mean isn’t it possible that 99% of the planet haven’t missed the so-called AI revolution, but that they’re smarter than the tech journos who have fallen for such BS?
i know we have more important things to worry about, but i’m legitimately surprised the art and graphic design gays haven’t threatened to boycott venues and events that use AI-generated slop art for their promotions or logos
June 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i know we have more important things to worry about, but i’m legitimately surprised the art and graphic design gays haven’t threatened to boycott venues and events that use AI-generated slop art for their promotions or logos
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"I, too, was once a little skeptical of the Giant Plagiarism Machine™. But that was before I attended The Conference for Big Boy Business Owners™. Here, I learned that my fellow titans of industry have been re-orging to 'leverage plagiarism' and 'minimize thought-waste.'"
A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine
Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...
buff.ly
June 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"I, too, was once a little skeptical of the Giant Plagiarism Machine™. But that was before I attended The Conference for Big Boy Business Owners™. Here, I learned that my fellow titans of industry have been re-orging to 'leverage plagiarism' and 'minimize thought-waste.'"
Drug Church (with Jeremy Bolm from Touché Amoré on vocals) perform Unlicensed Hall Monitor at Baltimore Soundstage. (Monday, May 26, 2025)
May 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Drug Church (with Jeremy Bolm from Touché Amoré on vocals) perform Unlicensed Hall Monitor at Baltimore Soundstage. (Monday, May 26, 2025)
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Just fyi I thought labubu was some new homosexual term for a lobotomy for a solid month
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Just fyi I thought labubu was some new homosexual term for a lobotomy for a solid month
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I just need Trixie and Katya to have one crossover with the straight people’s Trixie and Katya
May 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just need Trixie and Katya to have one crossover with the straight people’s Trixie and Katya
I had this song stuck in my head earlier today and couldn’t remember who or what it was. Hummed the melody to two friends and came up empty. Had a hunch and listened to Title Fight’s entire discography before realizing it was in my favorites all along! Been playing it on repeat since then.
High Vis - "Trauma Bonds" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Dais Records
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May 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I had this song stuck in my head earlier today and couldn’t remember who or what it was. Hummed the melody to two friends and came up empty. Had a hunch and listened to Title Fight’s entire discography before realizing it was in my favorites all along! Been playing it on repeat since then.
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Riot Fest just announced their full 3-day schedule - Friday 9/19 is gonna get weird!
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Riot Fest just announced their full 3-day schedule - Friday 9/19 is gonna get weird!
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
Tickets: bit.ly/42gSNlD
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started a heated "which Evangelion character are you?" discussion at the gay bar last night and like yeah I get it we all want to be Misato but in fact I am Misato
May 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
started a heated "which Evangelion character are you?" discussion at the gay bar last night and like yeah I get it we all want to be Misato but in fact I am Misato
Turnstile! Free concert in Baltimore to benefit Health Care for the Homeless 🙌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Turnstile! Free concert in Baltimore to benefit Health Care for the Homeless 🙌🏼
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One of the most underrated stories over the last 5 years is the Dems who have been corrupted by crypto money (growing every day as crypto pours money into primaries) causing a big split within the Dem caucus
Really terrible timing for Dems to be collaborating with the GOP on a stablecoin bill while Trump and his family are putting out a stablecoin! This is going to hit the floor next week.
May 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
One of the most underrated stories over the last 5 years is the Dems who have been corrupted by crypto money (growing every day as crypto pours money into primaries) causing a big split within the Dem caucus
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has anyone studied this
April 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
has anyone studied this
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How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
How to understand the stock market if you only watch Fox News
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
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important to have a group text in which you are the rascally comic relief and one in which you're the disappointed mom. contain enough multitudes to throw all self-analysis off your trail
April 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
important to have a group text in which you are the rascally comic relief and one in which you're the disappointed mom. contain enough multitudes to throw all self-analysis off your trail
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I woke Papi up from his long nap to answer a letter from a concerned reader who says they feel scared and small in the wake of everything these days johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/what-am-i-...
What Am I Supposed to Do?
On feeling small in turbulent times
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I woke Papi up from his long nap to answer a letter from a concerned reader who says they feel scared and small in the wake of everything these days johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/what-am-i-...