Pita
painintheasgardian.bsky.social
Pita
@painintheasgardian.bsky.social
They/them. Eustass Kid enjoyer, foodie. I love the outdoors, dragons, foxes, and the 80s. Sometimes mature content, under 18 DNI. #onepiece #kingdomhearts #twewy
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Ultimate 🦐!!

#cats
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Scoliosis Loaf. #scolipede #pokemon
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Scoliosis Loaf. #scolipede #pokemon
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Made it because I can...
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Everyone’s favourite - the ‘Wolf and Twins’ mosaic from Roman Aldborough (Isurium Brigantum) depicting the legend of Romulus and Remus. Dating to the 4th century AD, the mosaic is now part of the collections at Leeds City Museum. 📷 My own. #MosaicMonday #RomanBritain
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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i made corbeau's horse steal his glasses bc wym my switch broke right as i was about to fight him

#art #pokemon #plza
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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よっ 大木
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My bug children.
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A new, bonus Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter artwork of Nina beating up some unsuspecting nuggets by series artist Tatsuya Yoshikawa!
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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this is an owl
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I just happened to be using my Small sized Scolipede when fighting Corbeau in a Prize Match and realized his was the same size. Corbeau has a Small size Scolipede. Because of course he does. Tiny bug for the short king. I guess I gotta resize the one in my pic...
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Get in, losers, we’re going to the Cambrian Explosion.
ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE

Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Georges Méliès, the amazing film pioneer, selling toys at Montparnasse station in the 1920s shortly before the assumed dead genius was recognised and given the honour & credit he deserved by the film industry.

Sounds familiar?
You may have seen this story in the film 'Hugo'.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I want daylight saving time banned but I also want standard time banned. Just ban all time, I don't like it
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Egg
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Just a reminder for anyone out there doing any early shopping for me… I do not want ANY birds (yes again) for Christmas this year. I don't care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there's a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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before coffee: tired

after coffee: nervous and tired
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Pocky day2025
#kidlaw
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! anon cometh Spydere Man
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I just think they'd be neat together... #Guzma #Corbeau #Pokemon
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Ok honestly didn't expect my indulgent little quick sketch to get any attention but it did and it inspired me to clean it up. So here. #Guzma #Corbeau #Pokemon #PockyDay
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Ivor understands women
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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내년 키드 생파 협력 그림이에
정말 재밋겟다,,,
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM