Now I am become a white wine guy.

Shout out to knees, the elbows of the leg world.

This 'patriot' protesting against immigrants in Manchester is actually Irish far right thug Paul Rock, who got eight years for tying up and robbing a 76 year old woman. But yeah, just concerned parents.

I feel that killing the Liver King and eating his liver would allow me to tap into a bottomless well of human growth hormone. It's like a Salmon of Knowledge situation but for getting swole. I'd be completely unstoppable.

Got his ass!

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Thanks everyone

Free Palestine.
Free kneecap.
Free Luigi.

[peanut butter factory]

BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy

ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay