Otis P.d.Q.
@otispdq.bsky.social
I also didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize. That must mean I never have to choose peace again.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I also didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize. That must mean I never have to choose peace again.
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Trump spent the weekend threatening our treaty allies with a military invasion to seize Greenland because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
This talk of invading Greenland is absurd and embarrassing. Congress needs to put a stop to this now.
This talk of invading Greenland is absurd and embarrassing. Congress needs to put a stop to this now.
Trump ties Greenland takeover bid to Nobel Prize in text to Norway leader
Trump’s push to take over Greenland and unleash a trade war with European nations has sparked the greatest transatlantic crisis in generations.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Trump spent the weekend threatening our treaty allies with a military invasion to seize Greenland because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
This talk of invading Greenland is absurd and embarrassing. Congress needs to put a stop to this now.
This talk of invading Greenland is absurd and embarrassing. Congress needs to put a stop to this now.
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😹😹😹
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 AM
😹😹😹
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If you cringe when you think about something you said or did in the past, that’s not a bad thing. It just means you’ve grown.
January 21, 2026 at 12:55 AM
If you cringe when you think about something you said or did in the past, that’s not a bad thing. It just means you’ve grown.
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The instant replay kept looping the moment I slipped on the stairs. I laughed until I noticed the angle of my neck was worse each time. By the fifth replay, the version on screen stood up while I stayed on the floor. It looked down at me and hit play again.
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The instant replay kept looping the moment I slipped on the stairs. I laughed until I noticed the angle of my neck was worse each time. By the fifth replay, the version on screen stood up while I stayed on the floor. It looked down at me and hit play again.
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Every time I go somewhere during the weekday and it’s busy my brain thinks “ugh, don’t you people work?!”
Me whenever one of my neighbors is awake and active during the same hours I am.
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Every time I go somewhere during the weekday and it’s busy my brain thinks “ugh, don’t you people work?!”
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Working hard or hardly finding reason to live?
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Working hard or hardly finding reason to live?
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I wasn’t born for a 9-5. I was born for a 69.
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I wasn’t born for a 9-5. I was born for a 69.
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I'm only here to observe and point out odd things, and present them to you for consideration. Once I am done, I'll return to my home planet a stranger, no longer fitting in among my own people.
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'm only here to observe and point out odd things, and present them to you for consideration. Once I am done, I'll return to my home planet a stranger, no longer fitting in among my own people.
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Movies in theatres should have a “previously on” if it’s a sequel. Your girl can’t remember shit.
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Movies in theatres should have a “previously on” if it’s a sequel. Your girl can’t remember shit.
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The rival of my enemy is my mentor.
The acquaintance of my enemy is my secret lover.
The colleague of my enemy is my character witness.
The friend of my enemy is my pharmacist.
It’s a small world.
The rival of my enemy is my mentor.
The acquaintance of my enemy is my secret lover.
The colleague of my enemy is my character witness.
The friend of my enemy is my pharmacist.
It’s a small world.
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The rival of my enemy is my mentor.
The acquaintance of my enemy is my secret lover.
The colleague of my enemy is my character witness.
The friend of my enemy is my pharmacist.
It’s a small world.
The rival of my enemy is my mentor.
The acquaintance of my enemy is my secret lover.
The colleague of my enemy is my character witness.
The friend of my enemy is my pharmacist.
It’s a small world.
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My hope for everyone in 2026.
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My hope for everyone in 2026.
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If you’re seeing this post any bad luck from not forwarding chain mails has been lifted and you’re now immune. You don’t need to repost this. You don’t need to do anything. You’re a free elf now.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
If you’re seeing this post any bad luck from not forwarding chain mails has been lifted and you’re now immune. You don’t need to repost this. You don’t need to do anything. You’re a free elf now.
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Bed, Bloodbath, and Beyond
Bed, Bath, and Beyoncé
Bed, Bath, and Beelzebub
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Bed, Bloodbath, and Beyond
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“Felt awkward the other day and it made me think of you.”
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Felt awkward the other day and it made me think of you.”
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December 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Before climate collapsed, and the next war elapsed
Extinct reindeer would ride through the snow
Just like the ones I used to know
Before climate collapsed, and the next war elapsed
Extinct reindeer would ride through the snow
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Before climate collapsed, and the next war elapsed
Extinct reindeer would ride through the snow
Just like the ones I used to know
Before climate collapsed, and the next war elapsed
Extinct reindeer would ride through the snow
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Merry Christmas from Lenny and Carl! 🎄🐈⬛🐈
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Merry Christmas from Lenny and Carl! 🎄🐈⬛🐈
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For Christmas this year I only want practical essentials such as clothes, groceries, voodoo dolls of my enemies, bath products, etc.
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For Christmas this year I only want practical essentials such as clothes, groceries, voodoo dolls of my enemies, bath products, etc.
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It's been nearly a month and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
December 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's been nearly a month and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
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“I already ‘knew’ it, but this article made me actually understand it.”
Clear thinking encoded in clear writing gives a name and a shape to fuzzy experiences and feelings, making them being real and actionable.
Exposition is a valuable contribution.
Clear thinking encoded in clear writing gives a name and a shape to fuzzy experiences and feelings, making them being real and actionable.
Exposition is a valuable contribution.
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“I already ‘knew’ it, but this article made me actually understand it.”
Clear thinking encoded in clear writing gives a name and a shape to fuzzy experiences and feelings, making them being real and actionable.
Exposition is a valuable contribution.
Clear thinking encoded in clear writing gives a name and a shape to fuzzy experiences and feelings, making them being real and actionable.
Exposition is a valuable contribution.
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My cats are the three meowskateers.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My cats are the three meowskateers.
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It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It’s so weird living your life knowing that if you die in the next week, ‘tripped on cat’ would likely be the cause 😹☠️
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I can’t bear to listen to lengthy sales pitches. It’s my Achille’s spiel.
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I can’t bear to listen to lengthy sales pitches. It’s my Achille’s spiel.