A Fellow of Infinite Vest
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Bog-standard cis straight white guy. He/him. Support trans kids, ACAB, fascists suck, abolish ICE, you get the general idea. #gkg
The Hallmark movie we need: Boy grows up in The Big City, moves to a rural area, and becomes an industrial hog-raising tycoon. Goes home for Xmas, runs into the Nerdy Girl from school on the subway. She's now beautiful and running a bespoke jewelry business out of her apartment. (1/2)
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Hallmark movie we need: Boy grows up in The Big City, moves to a rural area, and becomes an industrial hog-raising tycoon. Goes home for Xmas, runs into the Nerdy Girl from school on the subway. She's now beautiful and running a bespoke jewelry business out of her apartment. (1/2)
This is not a new topic, but I'm wondering if we can now definitively say that "Turkish Delight is tasty" is the biggest literary con job of all time?
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is not a new topic, but I'm wondering if we can now definitively say that "Turkish Delight is tasty" is the biggest literary con job of all time?
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
For those of a literary bent who never read Narnia, I will also accept "whatever the hell Joyce was doing in Finnegans Wake."
Well, the results are in from my test: I'm a certified freak, but only 3-4 days a week.
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well, the results are in from my test: I'm a certified freak, but only 3-4 days a week.
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
I, like many others, have moderate to severe freakitis, and I'm no longer ashamed to admit it.
If you think you might be suffering from freakitis as well, ask your doctor about Libidinot today!
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (Since I'm quoting someone who has also watched ATLA all the way through more than once, I had to come up with a different one...)
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once. (Since I'm quoting someone who has also watched ATLA all the way through more than once, I had to come up with a different one...)
Man, I love sort of semi-obscure but very interesting historical facts. That is because I am a nerd. But I have a feeling you might be one too, so here you go: www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tim...
Time Immemorial turns 750: The Medieval law that froze history at 1189
You’ve probably heard of the phrase “time immemorial” as a general term for events that happened a very long time ago, but in fact, it has a specific meaning, and this year is its 750th anniversary.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Man, I love sort of semi-obscure but very interesting historical facts. That is because I am a nerd. But I have a feeling you might be one too, so here you go: www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/tim...
I love this city but sometimes my fellow Angelenos are ridiculous. Yes, it is quite rainy, but when I went to the grocery store earlier it was like 64 degrees. There was no need to bundle up as if it were a goddamned blizzard.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I love this city but sometimes my fellow Angelenos are ridiculous. Yes, it is quite rainy, but when I went to the grocery store earlier it was like 64 degrees. There was no need to bundle up as if it were a goddamned blizzard.
Yeah, me neither
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Yeah, me neither
Presented without comment or apologies for the crappiness of the picture. Feel free to insert your own jokes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Presented without comment or apologies for the crappiness of the picture. Feel free to insert your own jokes.
Reposted by A Fellow of Infinite Vest
We don't need to change any MAGA minds. We need to talk to the people who googled "is joe biden running" on November 4th, 2024. They are out there, and they vote every time, and the more headlines they see in the next 355 days about how the Republican Party is protecting pedophiles, the better.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We don't need to change any MAGA minds. We need to talk to the people who googled "is joe biden running" on November 4th, 2024. They are out there, and they vote every time, and the more headlines they see in the next 355 days about how the Republican Party is protecting pedophiles, the better.
For those who haven't seen this. I'd like to say it's shocking, but it really isn't. If the government is acting like criminals, why wouldn't criminals act like the government?
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
For those who haven't seen this. I'd like to say it's shocking, but it really isn't. If the government is acting like criminals, why wouldn't criminals act like the government?
Re: Cheney, has anyone made a "It's my Dick in a box" joke yet? If not I suppose I will have to find a picture of a coffin and do what I can with my limited graphic skills.
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Re: Cheney, has anyone made a "It's my Dick in a box" joke yet? If not I suppose I will have to find a picture of a coffin and do what I can with my limited graphic skills.
My ironclad promise to you: If I ever run for office, at no time will I be photographed shirtless. Vote Fat Guy in 20xx!
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
My ironclad promise to you: If I ever run for office, at no time will I be photographed shirtless. Vote Fat Guy in 20xx!
It occurs to me that the nation really could've used some help from Arthur Dent this past weekend. Too late now, alas.
October 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It occurs to me that the nation really could've used some help from Arthur Dent this past weekend. Too late now, alas.
The shittiest possible remix of "Born Slippy" starts playing
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The shittiest possible remix of "Born Slippy" starts playing
Reposted by A Fellow of Infinite Vest
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
...at some point around the middle they came for John Bolton, and I did not speak out, because it kinda seemed like that dude belongs in prison.
Not *only* my profession, but: Sent to wrong distribution.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Not *only* my profession, but: Sent to wrong distribution.
I feel this so much
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I feel this so much
Unpopular L.A. opinion right now:
The Dodgers are the Galactic Empire of the National League, the Yankees same for the AL. MLB must accept sports socialism like every other U.S. major sports league has. Salary caps, etc. Large-market teams should not be able to continuously buy themselves good.
The Dodgers are the Galactic Empire of the National League, the Yankees same for the AL. MLB must accept sports socialism like every other U.S. major sports league has. Salary caps, etc. Large-market teams should not be able to continuously buy themselves good.
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Unpopular L.A. opinion right now:
The Dodgers are the Galactic Empire of the National League, the Yankees same for the AL. MLB must accept sports socialism like every other U.S. major sports league has. Salary caps, etc. Large-market teams should not be able to continuously buy themselves good.
The Dodgers are the Galactic Empire of the National League, the Yankees same for the AL. MLB must accept sports socialism like every other U.S. major sports league has. Salary caps, etc. Large-market teams should not be able to continuously buy themselves good.
Reposted by A Fellow of Infinite Vest
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
"Common People" by William Shatner. Yes, THAT William Shatner. (Well, okay, and also Ben Folds)
Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Common People" by William Shatner. Yes, THAT William Shatner. (Well, okay, and also Ben Folds)
By the way, should the single initiative on the California ballot pass, I can almost guarantee that some of the wailing from conservative pundits will be some variation of "overturning the will of the people".
Gotta say, I appreciate getting a ballot this easy. No research required, one bubble to fill out, I'll drop it off at the library box the next time I'm going that way, and Bob's your uncle.
I don't say this often these days, and likely won't again any time soon, but thanks, Gavin Newsom!
I don't say this often these days, and likely won't again any time soon, but thanks, Gavin Newsom!
October 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
By the way, should the single initiative on the California ballot pass, I can almost guarantee that some of the wailing from conservative pundits will be some variation of "overturning the will of the people".
Gotta say, I appreciate getting a ballot this easy. No research required, one bubble to fill out, I'll drop it off at the library box the next time I'm going that way, and Bob's your uncle.
I don't say this often these days, and likely won't again any time soon, but thanks, Gavin Newsom!
I don't say this often these days, and likely won't again any time soon, but thanks, Gavin Newsom!
October 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gotta say, I appreciate getting a ballot this easy. No research required, one bubble to fill out, I'll drop it off at the library box the next time I'm going that way, and Bob's your uncle.
I don't say this often these days, and likely won't again any time soon, but thanks, Gavin Newsom!
I don't say this often these days, and likely won't again any time soon, but thanks, Gavin Newsom!
Fun morning here in The Greatest Country in the World, huh?
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fun morning here in The Greatest Country in the World, huh?
INT. LIVING ROOM
After dinner. DAD (me), MOM, and DAUGHTER are here.
Daughter: I feel like drinking Boba.
Dad: Well, the car is right there, and you have money.
Daughter: I don't really feel like it.
Dad: Well then, you'll just have to face your Boba Fate.
DAD has been evicted from the house.
After dinner. DAD (me), MOM, and DAUGHTER are here.
Daughter: I feel like drinking Boba.
Dad: Well, the car is right there, and you have money.
Daughter: I don't really feel like it.
Dad: Well then, you'll just have to face your Boba Fate.
DAD has been evicted from the house.
September 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
INT. LIVING ROOM
After dinner. DAD (me), MOM, and DAUGHTER are here.
Daughter: I feel like drinking Boba.
Dad: Well, the car is right there, and you have money.
Daughter: I don't really feel like it.
Dad: Well then, you'll just have to face your Boba Fate.
DAD has been evicted from the house.
After dinner. DAD (me), MOM, and DAUGHTER are here.
Daughter: I feel like drinking Boba.
Dad: Well, the car is right there, and you have money.
Daughter: I don't really feel like it.
Dad: Well then, you'll just have to face your Boba Fate.
DAD has been evicted from the house.