A Fellow of Infinite Vest
@osomatic.bsky.social
Bog-standard cis straight white guy. He/him. Support trans kids, ACAB, fascists suck, abolish ICE, you get the general idea. #gkg
Presented without comment or apologies for the crappiness of the picture. Feel free to insert your own jokes.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Presented without comment or apologies for the crappiness of the picture. Feel free to insert your own jokes.
I use a bsky plug-in that shows the main donors to politicians and well...
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I use a bsky plug-in that shows the main donors to politicians and well...
Ha, literally within one minute of posting that I found this:
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ha, literally within one minute of posting that I found this:
The shittiest possible remix of "Born Slippy" starts playing
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The shittiest possible remix of "Born Slippy" starts playing
FORBIDDEN SUBWAY LINE
October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
FORBIDDEN SUBWAY LINE
Hey there, stock image company, is it at all possible you used AI to create this icon? I can't say for certain, but I do see some indications it might have been...
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey there, stock image company, is it at all possible you used AI to create this icon? I can't say for certain, but I do see some indications it might have been...
Will you look at this giant goofus who has been tearing up his own bed for reasons unknown. Maybe because he can't lie entirely on the tile and entirely on the bed at once. It's hard to see without zooming in, but I feel I am being given a reproachful look for not, y'know, fixing it.
September 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Will you look at this giant goofus who has been tearing up his own bed for reasons unknown. Maybe because he can't lie entirely on the tile and entirely on the bed at once. It's hard to see without zooming in, but I feel I am being given a reproachful look for not, y'know, fixing it.
My daughter just texted me this:
May 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My daughter just texted me this:
My man, my most recent photo of myself from my camera roll is NO PICTURES PLEASE because I am a fundamentally unphotogenic person, unlike certain Jeff Eatons I know. Anyway here it is with my lumpy self and undeservedly cute wife:
May 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My man, my most recent photo of myself from my camera roll is NO PICTURES PLEASE because I am a fundamentally unphotogenic person, unlike certain Jeff Eatons I know. Anyway here it is with my lumpy self and undeservedly cute wife:
It's true, but that doesn't make it hurt any less
April 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It's true, but that doesn't make it hurt any less
Pretty sure I figured out what they're actually looking to do:
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Pretty sure I figured out what they're actually looking to do:
If your layover at LAX is going to last a while longer, you could swing by my house and pick up a baby from this monster that is growing in my front yard. I have no idea what kind it is but I'm sure they'd let you take it on the plane to Tucson, right? It's Tucson, they love succulents!
March 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If your layover at LAX is going to last a while longer, you could swing by my house and pick up a baby from this monster that is growing in my front yard. I have no idea what kind it is but I'm sure they'd let you take it on the plane to Tucson, right? It's Tucson, they love succulents!
I feel like I need to just keep this on tap for the next... oh god, however many years:
February 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I feel like I need to just keep this on tap for the next... oh god, however many years:
Yeah, no shit, phone.
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yeah, no shit, phone.
Huh. Just occurred to me that you could easily put a ton of (presumably?) searchable text in a post if you wanted, using the alt text on an image.
January 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Huh. Just occurred to me that you could easily put a ton of (presumably?) searchable text in a post if you wanted, using the alt text on an image.
The rotunda is lovely and the acoustics are amazing, though I wasn't about to make a lot of noise while filming:
January 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The rotunda is lovely and the acoustics are amazing, though I wasn't about to make a lot of noise while filming:
Libraries everywhere are great and so needed. But I have a special place in my heart for the L.A. Public Library, and the physical space of the main branch in particular:
January 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Libraries everywhere are great and so needed. But I have a special place in my heart for the L.A. Public Library, and the physical space of the main branch in particular:
Okay, Bluesky friends. This is about 3.5 pounds of sliced, roasted pork shoulder. Cuban sandwiches (again!) for sure, and I'm planning for enchiladas and black bean soup (including the bone). What else? Chashu would be good, but I'm not sure about noodles for ramen. Suggestions please!
December 30, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Okay, Bluesky friends. This is about 3.5 pounds of sliced, roasted pork shoulder. Cuban sandwiches (again!) for sure, and I'm planning for enchiladas and black bean soup (including the bone). What else? Chashu would be good, but I'm not sure about noodles for ramen. Suggestions please!
I'm a day late here, but will you LOOK at the magnificently crisper skin on this massive pork shoulder:
December 27, 2024 at 7:24 AM
I'm a day late here, but will you LOOK at the magnificently crisper skin on this massive pork shoulder:
I'm sure wine culture is fine with "other than standard wine"
December 22, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I'm sure wine culture is fine with "other than standard wine"
If you're wondering "but do they have a version with puppies", Andy Richter has you covered:
December 22, 2024 at 6:34 AM
If you're wondering "but do they have a version with puppies", Andy Richter has you covered: