Andrew Optimisey
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Cambridge-based #SEO nerd | Specialist Instructor on the Wix Studio SEO course | SEO Consultant available for hire |
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Google: China's APT31 used Gemini to plan cyberattacks against US orgs
Google: China's APT31 used Gemini to plan cyberattacks against US orgs
Meanwhile, IP-stealing 'distillation attacks' on the rise
A Chinese government hacking group that has been sanctioned for targeting America's critical infrastructure used Google's AI chatbot, Gemini, to auto-analyze vulnerabilities and plan cyberattacks against US organizations, the company says.…
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February 12, 2026 at 8:07 AM
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Just to clarify:
Brexit supporting, Monaco-based, billionaire, Sir Jim Radcliffe says the UK is being "colonized by migrants".
And the country needs to do "difficult things" to stabilise the economy.
I've got an idea Jim...
Brexit supporting, Monaco-based, billionaire, Sir Jim Radcliffe says the UK is being "colonized by migrants".
And the country needs to do "difficult things" to stabilise the economy.
I've got an idea Jim...
a boy and a girl holding signs that say tax the ultra rich to help working families
Alt: a boy and a girl holding signs that say tax the ultra rich to help working families
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Just to clarify:
Brexit supporting, Monaco-based, billionaire, Sir Jim Radcliffe says the UK is being "colonized by migrants".
And the country needs to do "difficult things" to stabilise the economy.
I've got an idea Jim...
Brexit supporting, Monaco-based, billionaire, Sir Jim Radcliffe says the UK is being "colonized by migrants".
And the country needs to do "difficult things" to stabilise the economy.
I've got an idea Jim...
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Heads-up. Bing Webmaster Tools announced its new AI Performance reporting today. You can view total citations and cited pages. And then you can view "Grounding queries" and the number of citations per query. And there's a pages report broken down by citations.
blogs.bing.com/webmaster/Fe...
blogs.bing.com/webmaster/Fe...
February 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Heads-up. Bing Webmaster Tools announced its new AI Performance reporting today. You can view total citations and cited pages. And then you can view "Grounding queries" and the number of citations per query. And there's a pages report broken down by citations.
blogs.bing.com/webmaster/Fe...
blogs.bing.com/webmaster/Fe...
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
I'm glad people are talking about the ai=radium thing. The hipster in me feels the need to say I wrote about it in 2024 jessbpeck.com/posts/google...
How and Why Google Made its Own Product Worse
This is Jess B Peck's personal website. SEO, Analytics, big data, small data, and the web.
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February 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
So, Halifax say the fact the average UK house price crossing £300k is concerning but it's ok because "wage growth has outstripped house prices recently".
Uh... holy skewed stats Batman.
Uh... holy skewed stats Batman.
February 6, 2026 at 8:41 AM
So, Halifax say the fact the average UK house price crossing £300k is concerning but it's ok because "wage growth has outstripped house prices recently".
Uh... holy skewed stats Batman.
Uh... holy skewed stats Batman.
America, I know you have a lot on at the mo' but we need to talk about you making up words and your woeful lack of hyphens.
TWICE recently #NYTpuzzles Spelling Bee has foxed me.
"Midmonth" and "Hourlong" are NOT WORDS (not without hyphens at least).
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
TWICE recently #NYTpuzzles Spelling Bee has foxed me.
"Midmonth" and "Hourlong" are NOT WORDS (not without hyphens at least).
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
America, I know you have a lot on at the mo' but we need to talk about you making up words and your woeful lack of hyphens.
TWICE recently #NYTpuzzles Spelling Bee has foxed me.
"Midmonth" and "Hourlong" are NOT WORDS (not without hyphens at least).
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
TWICE recently #NYTpuzzles Spelling Bee has foxed me.
"Midmonth" and "Hourlong" are NOT WORDS (not without hyphens at least).
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Love a stat:
Trump is mentioned more times in The Epstein Files than:
- Jesus is in The Bible
- Harry Potter is mentioned in *all* of the Harry Potter books.
Trump is mentioned more times in The Epstein Files than:
- Jesus is in The Bible
- Harry Potter is mentioned in *all* of the Harry Potter books.
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Love a stat:
Trump is mentioned more times in The Epstein Files than:
- Jesus is in The Bible
- Harry Potter is mentioned in *all* of the Harry Potter books.
Trump is mentioned more times in The Epstein Files than:
- Jesus is in The Bible
- Harry Potter is mentioned in *all* of the Harry Potter books.
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It is really important to check trusted sources if you use AI to find out about your housing rights.
AI doesn't always give the right information or tell you everything that you need to know.💡
AI doesn't always give the right information or tell you everything that you need to know.💡
February 2, 2026 at 9:35 AM
It is really important to check trusted sources if you use AI to find out about your housing rights.
AI doesn't always give the right information or tell you everything that you need to know.💡
AI doesn't always give the right information or tell you everything that you need to know.💡
Love that Alcaraz won. #AusOpen
I'd really like someone to break the Sinner/Alcaraz domination at the top of the men's game -- but I'd rather it wasn't Zverev.
I'd really like someone to break the Sinner/Alcaraz domination at the top of the men's game -- but I'd rather it wasn't Zverev.
a man in a red tank top stands in front of a sign that says melbourne
Alt: a man in a red tank top stands in front of a sign that says melbourne. It's Carlos Alcaraz.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Love that Alcaraz won. #AusOpen
I'd really like someone to break the Sinner/Alcaraz domination at the top of the men's game -- but I'd rather it wasn't Zverev.
I'd really like someone to break the Sinner/Alcaraz domination at the top of the men's game -- but I'd rather it wasn't Zverev.
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Little reminder: Go say the good, positive things out loud.
I sometimes forget to tell the people I enjoy being around that I feel that way. Same with saying out loud when I like something.
Praise should be loudly and proudly spread! Go do that!
I sometimes forget to tell the people I enjoy being around that I feel that way. Same with saying out loud when I like something.
Praise should be loudly and proudly spread! Go do that!
January 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Little reminder: Go say the good, positive things out loud.
I sometimes forget to tell the people I enjoy being around that I feel that way. Same with saying out loud when I like something.
Praise should be loudly and proudly spread! Go do that!
I sometimes forget to tell the people I enjoy being around that I feel that way. Same with saying out loud when I like something.
Praise should be loudly and proudly spread! Go do that!
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NEW research: sparktoro.com/blog/new-res...
If you give ChatGPT the same request for product recommendations 100X, will you ever get the same list twice?
And what does that answer mean for folks who try to track their brand presence in AI tools?
Finally, some real answers 🧐
If you give ChatGPT the same request for product recommendations 100X, will you ever get the same list twice?
And what does that answer mean for folks who try to track their brand presence in AI tools?
Finally, some real answers 🧐
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
NEW research: sparktoro.com/blog/new-res...
If you give ChatGPT the same request for product recommendations 100X, will you ever get the same list twice?
And what does that answer mean for folks who try to track their brand presence in AI tools?
Finally, some real answers 🧐
If you give ChatGPT the same request for product recommendations 100X, will you ever get the same list twice?
And what does that answer mean for folks who try to track their brand presence in AI tools?
Finally, some real answers 🧐
Is is possible to get a cold but only in one nostril?
And if the answer to that is "No" - how might you know if you're just blowing out brain matter, instead of mucus?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
And if the answer to that is "No" - how might you know if you're just blowing out brain matter, instead of mucus?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
a man in a suit and tie is blowing his nose .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is blowing his nose .
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Is is possible to get a cold but only in one nostril?
And if the answer to that is "No" - how might you know if you're just blowing out brain matter, instead of mucus?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
And if the answer to that is "No" - how might you know if you're just blowing out brain matter, instead of mucus?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
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"[Google] denied wrongdoing and said it was seeking to avoid litigation."
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"[Google] denied wrongdoing and said it was seeking to avoid litigation."
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Google to pay $68m to settle lawsuit claiming it recorded private conversations
The claimants say Google Assistant recorded private conversations without their knowledge.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"[Google] denied wrongdoing and said it was seeking to avoid litigation."
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"[Google] denied wrongdoing and said it was seeking to avoid litigation."
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Google AI Overviews cite YouTube more than any medical site for health queries
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Google AI Overviews cite YouTube more than any medical site for health queries, study suggests
Exclusive: German research into responses to health queries raises fresh questions about summaries seen by 2bn people a month
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Grokipedia rising (in ChatGPT) -> Report reveals that OpenAI's GPT-5.2 model cites Grokipedia (and for controversial topics)
"OpenAI said that its GPT-5.2 model searches the web for a "broad range of publicly available sources & viewpoints," but applies "safety filters to reduce the risk of..."
"OpenAI said that its GPT-5.2 model searches the web for a "broad range of publicly available sources & viewpoints," but applies "safety filters to reduce the risk of..."
Report reveals that OpenAI's GPT-5.2 model cites Grokipedia
A report from the Guardian showed GPT-5.2 citing Grokipedia for very specific and controversial topics.
www.engadget.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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This is something that bothers me a lot right now.
If we allow this to continue, what legacy are we sowing for the generations which come after us?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If we allow this to continue, what legacy are we sowing for the generations which come after us?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
As we return to a pre-WW2 order, the middle powers face a challenge
With economic stagnation and extremes of inequality comes corrosion of trust in democratic institutions. So Trump may be a symptom, not a cause, of what Carney called a
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January 25, 2026 at 10:55 AM
This is something that bothers me a lot right now.
If we allow this to continue, what legacy are we sowing for the generations which come after us?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If we allow this to continue, what legacy are we sowing for the generations which come after us?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Well, well. Sean Dyche has signed a 6'7" striker.
a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall
ALT: a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Well, well. Sean Dyche has signed a 6'7" striker.
This is... achingly accurate.
Whatever your political beliefs, it's worth <3mins of your time. 👇
Whatever your political beliefs, it's worth <3mins of your time. 👇
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 AM
This is... achingly accurate.
Whatever your political beliefs, it's worth <3mins of your time. 👇
Whatever your political beliefs, it's worth <3mins of your time. 👇
Oh! Someone wants to invest in Optimisey cool!
Lemme check out their website...
Ah.
(I mean... it feels like the scammers aren't even *trying* any more?)
Lemme check out their website...
Ah.
(I mean... it feels like the scammers aren't even *trying* any more?)
January 22, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Oh! Someone wants to invest in Optimisey cool!
Lemme check out their website...
Ah.
(I mean... it feels like the scammers aren't even *trying* any more?)
Lemme check out their website...
Ah.
(I mean... it feels like the scammers aren't even *trying* any more?)
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Every day we all have to think about one of the most irredeemable cunts in the history of the world. What’s he doing? What’s he said now? How will it affect your life? What will be left once he’s finished smashing it all up? It’s unconscionable
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Every day we all have to think about one of the most irredeemable cunts in the history of the world. What’s he doing? What’s he said now? How will it affect your life? What will be left once he’s finished smashing it all up? It’s unconscionable