Opossum Scream
@opossumscream.bsky.social
An endlessly screaming, overstimulated opossum who is forced to endure the human world. My awful website is here: https://archaic-sig.neocities.org/
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“Permanent Standard Time (not springing ahead in March) could prevent 300,000 cases of stroke per year and lower nationwide prevalence of obesity by 2.6 million.” #DitchDST
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Permanent Standard Time (not springing ahead in March) could prevent 300,000 cases of stroke per year and lower nationwide prevalence of obesity by 2.6 million.” #DitchDST
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Walmart decided to give its workers a raise. Wall Street hated the move and sent Walmart stock tumbling.
A decade later, Walmart's business is surging and it's become a Harvard Business School case study on the power of investing in labor.
www.wsj.com/business/ret...
A decade later, Walmart's business is surging and it's become a Harvard Business School case study on the power of investing in labor.
www.wsj.com/business/ret...
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Walmart decided to give its workers a raise. Wall Street hated the move and sent Walmart stock tumbling.
A decade later, Walmart's business is surging and it's become a Harvard Business School case study on the power of investing in labor.
www.wsj.com/business/ret...
A decade later, Walmart's business is surging and it's become a Harvard Business School case study on the power of investing in labor.
www.wsj.com/business/ret...
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if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.
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If it goosesteps like a duck...
October 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If it goosesteps like a duck...
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In a major investigation, a young reporter uncovers a powerful technology used to spy on thousands of people across the world.
This week, with our friends at @revealnews.org, we join 13 other news outlets to expose the secrets of a global surveillance empire.
This week, with our friends at @revealnews.org, we join 13 other news outlets to expose the secrets of a global surveillance empire.
A young reporter discovers a mysterious trove of data that exposes a global surveillance empire
In a major investigation, a young reporter uncovers a powerful technology used to spy on thousands of people across the world.
www.motherjones.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In a major investigation, a young reporter uncovers a powerful technology used to spy on thousands of people across the world.
This week, with our friends at @revealnews.org, we join 13 other news outlets to expose the secrets of a global surveillance empire.
This week, with our friends at @revealnews.org, we join 13 other news outlets to expose the secrets of a global surveillance empire.
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the best experience
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
the best experience
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Some asshole put me on a list called bad at adulting, and i want to assure all of you; i was pretty bad at childhood too
September 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Some asshole put me on a list called bad at adulting, and i want to assure all of you; i was pretty bad at childhood too
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You need friends. If nothing else, you need people in your life who care about you enough to say "dude, those cowboy boots look ridiculous", or "dude, just go to the fucking dentist", or most importantly: "hey man, you're being kind of a dick right now".
Friends is the goal.
Friends is the goal.
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You need friends. If nothing else, you need people in your life who care about you enough to say "dude, those cowboy boots look ridiculous", or "dude, just go to the fucking dentist", or most importantly: "hey man, you're being kind of a dick right now".
Friends is the goal.
Friends is the goal.
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Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
Please give me an unironic list of things that have gotten better over the last ten years because I’m spiraling.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
I’ll start: you can buy an enormous TV from Costco for like $100 bucks now.
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sedation dentistry is no longer weird. Phone cameras are really good. The price of solar panels has dropped by tens of thousands. Southern white rhinos, giant pandas, Arabian oryx and Stellar sea lions are no longer endangered.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
And, I can testify, modern cancer treatments are fucking amazing.
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Obviously rabies vaccines don't cause doggy autism, but also, and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible: dogs are already pretty autistic
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Obviously rabies vaccines don't cause doggy autism, but also, and I mean this in the most complimentary way possible: dogs are already pretty autistic
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
Like oh no will my dog hyperfixate on a toy? Will he become upset when his routine is disrupted? What if he gets agitated by loud noises or crowds?!
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September 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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CEO Has Big Ideas To Grow Company’s Problems https://theonion.com/ceo-has-big-ideas-to-grow-company-s-problems-1819578259/
September 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
CEO Has Big Ideas To Grow Company’s Problems https://theonion.com/ceo-has-big-ideas-to-grow-company-s-problems-1819578259/
Neat! I should draw more
Our feature artist/reference today is this beautiful observation on LEG PROFILE by the brilliant @BasaltAssault! Sometimes noticing a SMALL DETAIL like this will help make sense of a whole load of OTHER ANGLES! #gamedev #animationdev #characterdesign #DRAW #anime #manga #legs
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Neat! I should draw more
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For generations, Horse Cave, Kentucky, smelled awful. Miles of caverns and waterways underneath the small town brimmed with sewage that sent a putrid stench up from the depths and across downtown. Then came an audacious vision, a bit of money and a lot of grit. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/c...
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
For generations, Horse Cave, Kentucky, smelled awful. Miles of caverns and waterways underneath the small town brimmed with sewage that sent a putrid stench up from the depths and across downtown. Then came an audacious vision, a bit of money and a lot of grit. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/c...
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this would be weird as shit if it were happening at your apartment complex let alone the white house
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House
wtaf
wtaf
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this would be weird as shit if it were happening at your apartment complex let alone the white house
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I can not stop laughing at this.
September 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I can not stop laughing at this.
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This one weird trick helps men get laid!
My unsolicited advice for young men trying to get laid would be to treat women like they're human beings.
August 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This one weird trick helps men get laid!
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Happy Compromise Farm + Sanctuary
July 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy Compromise Farm + Sanctuary
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Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
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July 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
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