Oolon Coluphid
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Check out my bestselling books: “Where God Went Wrong”, “Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes”, and the newest one: “Who Is This God Person Anyway?”.
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The Americans are useless, if they don't get out on the streets by the millions, you're no different than the Germans during the Holocaust. A bunch of self absorbed consumer driven tweebs.
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Americans are useless, if they don't get out on the streets by the millions, you're no different than the Germans during the Holocaust. A bunch of self absorbed consumer driven tweebs.
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Most tone-deaf take of the day goes to the Telegraph (again).
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Most tone-deaf take of the day goes to the Telegraph (again).
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I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
Newsom: "It was remarkably boring. It was remarkably insignificant. He was never going invade Greenland. It was never real."
January 21, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.
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A joke for the history buffs.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A joke for the history buffs.
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80 yrs later it’s happening here in the USA
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
80 yrs later it’s happening here in the USA
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Heute morgen hat Trump Norwegen mit Krieg gedroht.
Am Mittag freut sich Friedrich Merz auf Trumps Besuch in Rheinland-Pfalz.
Wir werden von Clowns regiert.
Am Mittag freut sich Friedrich Merz auf Trumps Besuch in Rheinland-Pfalz.
Wir werden von Clowns regiert.
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Heute morgen hat Trump Norwegen mit Krieg gedroht.
Am Mittag freut sich Friedrich Merz auf Trumps Besuch in Rheinland-Pfalz.
Wir werden von Clowns regiert.
Am Mittag freut sich Friedrich Merz auf Trumps Besuch in Rheinland-Pfalz.
Wir werden von Clowns regiert.
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Indeed. This letter provides future historians with irrefutable evidence of Trump’s insanity.
January 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Indeed. This letter provides future historians with irrefutable evidence of Trump’s insanity.
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More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
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The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
A Nobel Prize cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred - Nobel Peace Prize
www.nobelpeaceprize.org
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Because of Trump's “Big Beautiful Bill,” the annual ICE budget — at $28 billion — is now larger than the annual budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals Service and the Bureau of Prisons COMBINED.
No. The American people do not want Trump's domestic army.
No. The American people do not want Trump's domestic army.
January 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Because of Trump's “Big Beautiful Bill,” the annual ICE budget — at $28 billion — is now larger than the annual budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals Service and the Bureau of Prisons COMBINED.
No. The American people do not want Trump's domestic army.
No. The American people do not want Trump's domestic army.
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Being a good Christian must be measured in deeds, not symbols.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Being a good Christian must be measured in deeds, not symbols.
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‘Washington Post’ Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter https://theonion.com/washington-post-publishes-editorial-defending-fbi-raid-on-its-reporter/
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
‘Washington Post’ Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter https://theonion.com/washington-post-publishes-editorial-defending-fbi-raid-on-its-reporter/
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Trump regime executes Renee Good in front of her spouse and now wants to criminally prosecute the widow. This is the type of stuff Joseph Stalin did.
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Trump regime executes Renee Good in front of her spouse and now wants to criminally prosecute the widow. This is the type of stuff Joseph Stalin did.
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They were already saying that it wasn't a stable enough situation. Somehow Trump thought removing the leader but leaving the rest of the operation up and running would smooth things over.
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
They were already saying that it wasn't a stable enough situation. Somehow Trump thought removing the leader but leaving the rest of the operation up and running would smooth things over.
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The Nobel Committee has rejected Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado's idiotic attempt to share the Nobel Peace Prize with the orange felon.
Good, they need to strip it away from her now she disgracefully tried to trade it to a tyrant for political power.
Good, they need to strip it away from her now she disgracefully tried to trade it to a tyrant for political power.
January 12, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The Nobel Committee has rejected Venezuela opposition leader Maria Corina Machado's idiotic attempt to share the Nobel Peace Prize with the orange felon.
Good, they need to strip it away from her now she disgracefully tried to trade it to a tyrant for political power.
Good, they need to strip it away from her now she disgracefully tried to trade it to a tyrant for political power.
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Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷♀️
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Hey @thehill.com we’re still waiting on your apologies for this lie. 🤷♀️
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Jesus H. Christ
President Trump humiliated himself Friday when Secretary of State Marco Rubio tried to slyly pass him a note during a meeting with oil executives, and he immediately read it aloud.
Marco just gave me a note. ‘Go back to Chevron, they want to discuss something,’” Trump read. trib.al/lOv9Fso
Marco just gave me a note. ‘Go back to Chevron, they want to discuss something,’” Trump read. trib.al/lOv9Fso
January 10, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Jesus H. Christ
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The bloodlust we are seeing from MAGA world over the murder of Renee Good must be a wake up call for anyone who still didn't grasp how dangerous MAGA is as a movement. If you ever wondered how Germans became Nazis you are seeing it play out in real time.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
The bloodlust we are seeing from MAGA world over the murder of Renee Good must be a wake up call for anyone who still didn't grasp how dangerous MAGA is as a movement. If you ever wondered how Germans became Nazis you are seeing it play out in real time.
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“Wonderful. So much for shocking them with awe.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
“Wonderful. So much for shocking them with awe.”
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Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.