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How can you not be r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ maniacally reactionary about baseball?
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Min Kepler also got popped. That’s a smaller name.
Max Kepler got popped for an 80-game PED suspension. That's a big name.
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Min Kepler also got popped. That’s a smaller name.
If they can find a way out of Chucky’s contract, they’ve got a real opportunity to add an impact DP who better fits the system. They’ve got about 3 weeks.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
If they can find a way out of Chucky’s contract, they’ve got a real opportunity to add an impact DP who better fits the system. They’ve got about 3 weeks.
We got our pass last month so we don’t have to deal with it. Planning to hit several parks this year, maybe we skip it next year.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
We got our pass last month so we don’t have to deal with it. Planning to hit several parks this year, maybe we skip it next year.
The kid from Malcolm In The Middle is all grown up.
The Dolphins are hiring Packers VP of Player Personnel Jon-Eric Sullivan as their new General Manager, per me and Tom Pelissero.
The favorite going in and a respected mind, Sullivan impressed Miami brass and now takes over a football department that needs a new head coach.
The favorite going in and a respected mind, Sullivan impressed Miami brass and now takes over a football department that needs a new head coach.
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The kid from Malcolm In The Middle is all grown up.
Miami elected a Democrat mayor just before the college football playoff. Coincidence?
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Miami elected a Democrat mayor just before the college football playoff. Coincidence?
They love his draft picks
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
They love his draft picks
People are rightly critical of local police, but they are light years ahead of these goons, especially in major cities. This is the least trained, most confrontational force in the country, constantly being put in high stress situations in areas that are hostile to them. It’s a recipe for disaster.
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
People are rightly critical of local police, but they are light years ahead of these goons, especially in major cities. This is the least trained, most confrontational force in the country, constantly being put in high stress situations in areas that are hostile to them. It’s a recipe for disaster.
Guards, do the right thing
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Guards, do the right thing
Ok now there’s been 3 goals since I turned it on, but my point mostly stands.
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ok now there’s been 3 goals since I turned it on, but my point mostly stands.
It’s so wild when I turn on soccer and a goal, which may only happen once or twice a match, happens within seconds of me turning it on.
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It’s so wild when I turn on soccer and a goal, which may only happen once or twice a match, happens within seconds of me turning it on.
Team 4: it’s 5 for 150, but we’re up against it for this year so here’s a $20 million signing bonus that’s spread out over 5 years, and the first year your base salary will be $5 million.
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Team 4: it’s 5 for 150, but we’re up against it for this year so here’s a $20 million signing bonus that’s spread out over 5 years, and the first year your base salary will be $5 million.
I think the combo of a top rookie QB + Jeanty at RB is something he can really work with and mold.
January 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I think the combo of a top rookie QB + Jeanty at RB is something he can really work with and mold.
He’s a good coach, but he’s stubborn. He has an offensive system he likes and he doesn’t like to deviate from it, even when the QB doesn’t fit the system. That said, when he has the talent he wins games.
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
He’s a good coach, but he’s stubborn. He has an offensive system he likes and he doesn’t like to deviate from it, even when the QB doesn’t fit the system. That said, when he has the talent he wins games.
Stefanski is going to end up somewhere. The team with the #1 pick is a good choice for him.
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Stefanski is going to end up somewhere. The team with the #1 pick is a good choice for him.
A seashell in a sea of shells
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
A seashell in a sea of shells
I wouldn’t dare say anything bad about our new ambassador to Venezuela.
January 6, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I wouldn’t dare say anything bad about our new ambassador to Venezuela.
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The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried
Jhonkensy Noel, aka Big Christmas, was claimed off waivers by the Orioles today. Are you not entertained?
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Jhonkensy Noel, aka Big Christmas, was claimed off waivers by the Orioles today. Are you not entertained?
Drinking Christmas beers in January is always a struggle, but barrel-aged January takes priority
January 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Drinking Christmas beers in January is always a struggle, but barrel-aged January takes priority
Padres Could Open With Five Man Rotation, Fingers Crossed
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Padres Could Open With Five Man Rotation, Fingers Crossed
Barrel-Aged January
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Barrel-Aged January