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How can you not be r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ maniacally reactionary about baseball?
Not what we were looking for there in that situation in the National Football League.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Not what we were looking for there in that situation in the National Football League.
Fake tush push touchdown
December 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Fake tush push touchdown
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Philip Rivers being a 44-year-old grandfather is my favorite thing I learned today
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Philip Rivers being a 44-year-old grandfather is my favorite thing I learned today
Signing AAA middle relievers to major league contracts is the new moneyball.
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Signing AAA middle relievers to major league contracts is the new moneyball.
Trading Pivetta and Crone for flexibility isn’t a doomer move, it’s an attempt to keep things moving.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trading Pivetta and Crone for flexibility isn’t a doomer move, it’s an attempt to keep things moving.
Great loss for the Browns. Really silly two-point attempts, couldn’t have drawn them up any worse.
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Great loss for the Browns. Really silly two-point attempts, couldn’t have drawn them up any worse.
Sometimes Shedeur looks like a real NFL QB, but usually only when playing against the worst teams in the league.
Also, Mike McCoy is the interim head coach of the Titans. Who knew!
Also, Mike McCoy is the interim head coach of the Titans. Who knew!
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes Shedeur looks like a real NFL QB, but usually only when playing against the worst teams in the league.
Also, Mike McCoy is the interim head coach of the Titans. Who knew!
Also, Mike McCoy is the interim head coach of the Titans. Who knew!
I have no issues with this. If you feel like you got screwed, don’t leave it up to the judges. The top 7 didn’t.
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have no issues with this. If you feel like you got screwed, don’t leave it up to the judges. The top 7 didn’t.
Looking forward to the rematch.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Looking forward to the rematch.
Should have gone for it again, I guess.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Should have gone for it again, I guess.
The last 30 minutes of MLS Cup should be pretty good.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The last 30 minutes of MLS Cup should be pretty good.
We don’t need the “career long field goal” line on the field in the 3rd quarter of the game. We have a general idea of what field goal range is. Save it for late game situations only.
December 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We don’t need the “career long field goal” line on the field in the 3rd quarter of the game. We have a general idea of what field goal range is. Save it for late game situations only.
Please no one let Joe Musgrove see this.
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please no one let Joe Musgrove see this.
Turkey probably wins the group if they qualify. USA could actually win the group if Turkey doesn’t qualify.
BREAKING: The USMNT World Cup group is set
🇺🇸 United States
🇦🇺 Australia
🇵🇾 Paraguay
🇪🇺 Winner of Turkiye/Romania/Slovakia/Kosovo
Very favorable draw given potential options.
🇺🇸 United States
🇦🇺 Australia
🇵🇾 Paraguay
🇪🇺 Winner of Turkiye/Romania/Slovakia/Kosovo
Very favorable draw given potential options.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Turkey probably wins the group if they qualify. USA could actually win the group if Turkey doesn’t qualify.
Oof tough luck for Scotland
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oof tough luck for Scotland
I feel both like I’m missing out and that I’m incredibly lucky that I can’t watch the draw.
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I feel both like I’m missing out and that I’m incredibly lucky that I can’t watch the draw.
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Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Obviously it's disappointing that I didn't win the inaugural FIFA Peace Award. I felt like I had a good shot at it, and that there was a case to be made. But I'm not giving up, and I will do whatever it takes to win the next one. They're definitely going to keep giving it out.
Hell yeah, anyone under 50 is considered young.
Oh this poll is fascinating
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hell yeah, anyone under 50 is considered young.
Ty Adcock. Now there’s a name I’ve never heard before.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ty Adcock. Now there’s a name I’ve never heard before.
I inadvertently turned the Padres tab on the Section 1904 Discord into white ppl taco chat after I made a Craig Stammen joke yesterday, and I think we’re going to need a signing or interesting rumor or something to stop it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I inadvertently turned the Padres tab on the Section 1904 Discord into white ppl taco chat after I made a Craig Stammen joke yesterday, and I think we’re going to need a signing or interesting rumor or something to stop it.
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
Even Pantone is capitulating to Trump.
Pantone has named a shade of white called Cloud Dancer as the defining color of the next year. Have they gotten it right? Reporters for our Styles desk sat down to debate. trib.al/Vf9rhmC
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Even Pantone is capitulating to Trump.
The Challenge 41 Finale 😳
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Challenge 41 Finale 😳
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The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
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To Wong Foo, Thanks For A Few Dollars More! Julie Newmar
Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Right Thing
Sisu: Road House
To Wong Foo, Thanks For A Few Dollars More! Julie Newmar
Beavis and Butt-Head Do The Right Thing
Sisu: Road House
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The Hunt for Red October Sky
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of the Dead
It's a Wonderful Life of Pi
The Hunt for Red October Sky
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of the Dead
It's a Wonderful Life of Pi
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Insert a movie into another movie
The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God
The Sound of Bill & Ted Face the Music
There Will Be Rambo: First Blood Part 2
No Country for Grumpy Old Men
City Slickers of God