Only Padres
@onlypadres.bsky.social
Your mother’s favorite Padres fan.
Charlie Brown after finding out he still does not have hoes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Charlie Brown after finding out he still does not have hoes.
Charlie Brown after logging on to Bluesky for the first time ever, seeing that he’s trending, and clicking on his name to find out why.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Charlie Brown after logging on to Bluesky for the first time ever, seeing that he’s trending, and clicking on his name to find out why.
And I’m here
To remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair
To deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
To remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair
To deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
And I’m here
To remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair
To deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
To remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair
To deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understaaaaaaaaaand
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understaaaaaaaaaand
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understaaaaaaaaaand
You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understaaaaaaaaaand
Mosaic Brewing Hoobadank session WCIPA, because the reason is me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mosaic Brewing Hoobadank session WCIPA, because the reason is me.
The “Discover Feed” knows what’s up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The “Discover Feed” knows what’s up.
When someone walks by wearing a dodger hat.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When someone walks by wearing a dodger hat.
When someone walks by wearing a dodger hat.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When someone walks by wearing a dodger hat.
Fun evening at The Foundation Room at House of Blues Cleveland for their holiday bar kickoff event. Lots of great memories in this building (I got married in the Cambridge Room!), always fun to go back.
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Fun evening at The Foundation Room at House of Blues Cleveland for their holiday bar kickoff event. Lots of great memories in this building (I got married in the Cambridge Room!), always fun to go back.
Get a haircut? You’ve earned yourself a beer.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Get a haircut? You’ve earned yourself a beer.
Sad news in Cleveland as my neighborhood brewery is closing at the end of the year.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sad news in Cleveland as my neighborhood brewery is closing at the end of the year.
Guinness in the stew, Guinness in the glass.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Guinness in the stew, Guinness in the glass.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
I’m going to be so good at defense once I find a VCR.
November 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m going to be so good at defense once I find a VCR.
I also have a curling book. I didn’t write it though, I bought it on Wednesday for $7. It’s from 1950.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I also have a curling book. I didn’t write it though, I bought it on Wednesday for $7. It’s from 1950.
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
Been a long day, man
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Been a long day, man
They never really popped for the naked eye while we were out there tonight. That’s how it goes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
They never really popped for the naked eye while we were out there tonight. That’s how it goes.
Repost with an iconic fictional band (yeah, I’m doing another one)
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band (yeah, I’m doing another one)
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
The team’s using the best friends thing as marketing, so that’s nice.
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The team’s using the best friends thing as marketing, so that’s nice.
Paul McCartney is still very much cool as hell. That was fun.
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Paul McCartney is still very much cool as hell. That was fun.