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World Central Kitchen | WCK in Jamaica After Historic Hurricane
World Central Kitchen’s Relief Team is in Jamaica after Category 5 Hurricane Melissa made landfall. The storm brought destructive winds, torrential rain, and widespread flooding. We’re working with lo...
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I never do this but…if you know anything about being “punk” you know how important it is to love and support people who need it. And if you know anything about punk music, you know how important Jamaica is to the genre. If you can, consider donating something to help Jamaica. wck.org/relief/melis...
Everyday Veep seems less and less fictional.
Two law enforcement vehicles have crashed in Tennessee while supporting a motorcade for Vice President JD Vance, and authorities say a police officer is in critical condition.
Police officer in critical condition after crash while supporting Vance's motorcade
Two law enforcement vehicles have crashed in Tennessee while supporting a motorcade for Vice President JD Vance, and authorities say a police officer is in critical condition.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Everyday Veep seems less and less fictional.
The new city connect teaser dropped. Looks like they will be Blue and Orange with a Dia de Los Muertos theme. On brand for the death of competitive Padres teams if we’re being honest.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The new city connect teaser dropped. Looks like they will be Blue and Orange with a Dia de Los Muertos theme. On brand for the death of competitive Padres teams if we’re being honest.
I mean Bud Black WAS available.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I mean Bud Black WAS available.
VERY early for an April Fools Day joke AJ.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
VERY early for an April Fools Day joke AJ.
Hey, at least Notre Dame won.
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hey, at least Notre Dame won.
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I don’t get what the big deal is. They just went to a Coldplay concert together.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I don’t get what the big deal is. They just went to a Coldplay concert together.
I never do this but…if you know anything about being “punk” you know how important it is to love and support people who need it. And if you know anything about punk music, you know how important Jamaica is to the genre. If you can, consider donating something to help Jamaica. wck.org/relief/melis...
World Central Kitchen | WCK in Jamaica After Historic Hurricane
World Central Kitchen’s Relief Team is in Jamaica after Category 5 Hurricane Melissa made landfall. The storm brought destructive winds, torrential rain, and widespread flooding. We’re working with lo...
wck.org
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I never do this but…if you know anything about being “punk” you know how important it is to love and support people who need it. And if you know anything about punk music, you know how important Jamaica is to the genre. If you can, consider donating something to help Jamaica. wck.org/relief/melis...
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[reading halloween costume descriptions]
naughty librarian? like, they use their outside voice inside? it should come with a megaphone or something.
naughty librarian? like, they use their outside voice inside? it should come with a megaphone or something.
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
[reading halloween costume descriptions]
naughty librarian? like, they use their outside voice inside? it should come with a megaphone or something.
naughty librarian? like, they use their outside voice inside? it should come with a megaphone or something.
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You never let me do anything, your honor
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You never let me do anything, your honor
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ooh well done
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ooh well done
Well now that the baseball season is done I can concentrate on the fall of American Democracy.
October 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Well now that the baseball season is done I can concentrate on the fall of American Democracy.
Emma Stone is crying in a Star Waggon somewhere and I will never forgive the Padres for doing that to my sweet sweet precious princess.
October 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Emma Stone is crying in a Star Waggon somewhere and I will never forgive the Padres for doing that to my sweet sweet precious princess.
130 days till spring training.
October 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
130 days till spring training.
JACKSON FUCKING MERRILL
October 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
JACKSON FUCKING MERRILL
Please Bobby. Not today.
October 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Please Bobby. Not today.
Xanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Xanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Nandoooooooooo!
September 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Nandoooooooooo!
Luís Arraez regressing to the mean will feed generations.
September 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Luís Arraez regressing to the mean will feed generations.
A Padres/Mariners World Series would heal the nation
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A Padres/Mariners World Series would heal the nation
AI generated playoff shirt.
September 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
AI generated playoff shirt.
Padres playoff bound / walk it off to punch ticket / team of destiny?
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Padres playoff bound / walk it off to punch ticket / team of destiny?