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Now do Ohtani
October 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Anyone who thinks Kilgore was the “good guy” in Apocalypse Now has Moral Terror and Horror as friends.
September 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Challenge: Spot the difference between the two photos.
Difficulty level: Impossible
July 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
At 4.5% it’s an appropriately light hitting lager
July 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This is what they took from us.
July 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
July 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
July 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Beg to differ
July 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
June 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kiké’s helmet makes him look like the landing crew from the forest moon of Endor.
June 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
June 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Mike Shildt asks for Rice-a-Roni at every meal in the Bay Area.
“It’s the San Francisco treat! You gotta have it! Haha!”
June 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
June 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I mean…the man IS obsessed with man made disasters. It makes sense for him to be a Padre fan.
May 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Roll Call
May 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM