Padres Haiku
@padreshaiku.bsky.social
“Losing it” infers that he ever had “it” in the first place.
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Losing it” infers that he ever had “it” in the first place.
Matt Kemp gets a mural before those dudes.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Matt Kemp gets a mural before those dudes.
The hell is this guy doing in a fucking vest? What is he, a riverboat gambler?
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The hell is this guy doing in a fucking vest? What is he, a riverboat gambler?
Hello, daddy, hello, mom
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hello, daddy, hello, mom
🎶Eyes and ears and mouth and nose🎶
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🎶Eyes and ears and mouth and nose🎶
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ooh well done
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ooh well done
FaceTime in resturants would be illegal
October 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
FaceTime in resturants would be illegal
Went to his head.
October 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Went to his head.