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A new memory!
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
omelaspatriot.bsky.social
New vocal stim unlocked: "Claggart quirted her again and again"
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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southdakota.bsky.social
A meme style image. Top: a film still of a pale, blond, long haired person in a white shirt, gazing sideways while holding another persons hands against a dark background. Bottom: a TV guide style blurb reads 11 p.m. Interview With a Vampire 1994 and humorously says the star is a soulless recluse who lurks in darkness and drains the life from people, then adds he is also in this movie about a vampire. The joke is the contrast between the insult and the film description.
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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junlper.beer
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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comradeluanne.bsky.social
Temba, his arms wide. Shaka, when the walls fell. kirks widow aura farming with his corpse on instagram
helldude.bsky.social rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social · Sep 13
kirks widow aura farming with his corpse on instagram is one of the most truly unsettling things ive seen in a while
September 16, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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tzemingdynasty.bsky.social
Girl, I am losing my mind
I think it is glitching autocorrecting to ‘glorching’
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years
Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we'll be right back. (five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play) CNN ANCHOR: and we're back 1:01 PM - 26 Sep 2018 199 Retweets 1,215 Likes く
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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retro-commercials.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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letsnotdate.bsky.social
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
“...was wondering if there was a specific brand of apple cider vinegar I can take with my sodium bicarb tablets that'll help balance my electrolytes without causing...”
jack nicholson’s character in the shining with the kubrick stare with background replaced with hospital setting
May 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
omelaspatriot.bsky.social
the lady from Drop kinda seems like a bitch
May 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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jon-snow-420.bsky.social
i too am making out with my bleeding nephew
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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cait.bsky.social
this Azealia Banks screenshot of her texts with Grimes belongs in the MOMA and i'm being fully serious
Grimes: and he just got into weed cuz of me and he's super entertained by 420 so when he decided to take the stock private he calculated it was worth 419$ so he rounded up to 420 for a laugh and now the sec is investigating him for fraud cool! well that bodes well THU 3:51 PM Azealia: A pathological liar I'm like a very fierce protector of children and I can see them in the invisible world THU 3:51 PM
April 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
“hospice murdered my 100 year old mother-in-law”
Murdered By Hospice Cathy Jerome Knight • Mar 19 My mother-in-law passed away an hour ago at 100 years old. She broke her hip on Monday, and they immediately put her on morphine and Ativan. Family told hospice this morning to keep her medicated so that she didn't suffer (not a loaded dose). I told him that he just gave them permission to kill her. Their comment was made innocently and out of compassion, because they don't understand the hospice protocol. She died two hours later. My anger is with hospice, not family.
March 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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swoonganz.medsky.social
Just another day in the CVICU with a floor full of fluid restricted men
Murdered By Hospice Dana T Vicknair • Mar 10 I have a question? When my husband was in icu he was asking for water and we were told no that it could go into his lungs. There was a patient in a nearby room begging crying and screaming for water. How do you know if they are withholding for a good reason or not. 161 comments 6 shares
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
I love this website.
An account saying “there are enough extremists on the left to have turned off enough of us to not vote for the Dems.” Reveal that the account owns a website called Fetish Furniture Factory dot com.
March 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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badmedicaltakes.bsky.social
Facebook post from Grounding Health Benefits: Tired of Having Diabetes? Try our grounding mat! Improves circulation. Reduces inflammation. Supports healthy blood sugar. Enhances metabolic health. <image of a mat>
March 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
omelaspatriot.bsky.social
another rewarding day spent Treating Patients
March 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
omelaspatriot.bsky.social
"hurt people hurt people" ok will do no need to tell me twice!
March 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
omelaspatriot.bsky.social
Loved her in Re-animator
February 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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titoreloaded.bsky.social
How I sit waiting for you to realise you’ve been poisoned
Newt Gingrich watching you die
November 12, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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bencjenkins.bsky.social
I have been laughing at this all day.
February 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
omelaspatriot.bsky.social
watching Parker (2013) but only the scenes with Patti Lupone as JLo's mum
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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aniceburrito.bsky.social
Is everyone okay out there
Not doing real alt text for this because I don’t want to get flagged for threats but this is a screenshot of a weird as hell reply to me
January 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM