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olswampass.bsky.social
Hork-Skajir 🦧
@olswampass.bsky.social
Animorphs Aficionado, Leftist, He/They
Voice Actor, Game Player, Podcaster
Dungeons & Dracon Beams • Sporadic Phantoms • Soup, Salad, Sandwich
Put a dollar in the Animorphs meme machine: https://ko-fi.com/olswampass
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Growing weary of fresh hell. Yearning for stale, familiar hell.
February 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I stand by this.
November 29, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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Animorphs author K.A. Applegate is a better writer than Shakespeare according to Goodreads, with an impressive 3.92 out of 5 rating
September 24, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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We never get to see any of the yeerks do the taste freak out like Ax and there's no way to convince me that it doesn't happen.

Yeerk has a body for the first time and in five minutes has consumed an entire pizza box and all.
September 22, 2023 at 3:20 PM
A *legend*, you say?
Next on the FF list, we got Shorms!
@bearnurse.bsky.social Is the baddest mf on this site
@zola.zvi.gg might be getting married Saturday, wish em well!
@olswampass.bsky.social Is an Animeme legend
@cassie98.bsky.social I GUESS
@onlinefunctions.bsky.social as well
@ankhmorporkcity.watch COME BACK!
September 22, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Hey real talk fam, times is getting real tough around here. I made a Ko-Fi, if anyone wants to throw a little spare cash my way so I can get gas or a taco or something. Link in bio. 💛
September 20, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Jake Animorphs and I have more in common than I'd like to admit
September 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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Hey guys check this out
September 12, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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A second Animorphs 9/11 joke has hit the skyline
September 11, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Everyone in the Animorphs feed is legally required to go follow my fellow Humanimals @alexandbirds.bsky.social and @jennachil.bsky.social
September 11, 2023 at 6:02 PM
September 9, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Reskeeting this absolute banger that completely bombed. Animorphs feed don't let me down
August 30, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Animorphs more like antifamorphs am i right
August 30, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Yeerks after a long day of pretending to be human
August 25, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I totally ate shit walking to the bus today. Failed to step up on a curb. Scraped my knee pretty bad, too. But nobody saw it, so I'm telling all you fuckers.
August 22, 2023 at 7:37 PM
You're telling me an Elf angered this Sirinial-Shamtul?
August 18, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles is kind of like the Rogue One of Animorphs
August 18, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Hello fellow skeeters

Name: Nate
Pronouns: he/him (but they/them is fine)
Location: Eastern NC
Hobbies: Animorphs, D&D, video games, anime, funny voices
Discord: splintersmith

reskeet & repeat
hello new friends,

Name: Evangeline (other names still fine)
Pronouns: she/her
Location: Seattle
Hobbies: video games, art, books, gently bullying my friends into happiness
Discord: [redacted]

Note: for mental health, i don't follow many ppl. it's not personal <3

reskeet & repeat
okay i will finally actually do this

yada yada fuck "X", it’s a good time to reintroduce ourselves!

Name: Vidal, maybe
Pronouns: she/her
Location: yr subconscious (seattle)
Hobbies: hurting men’s feelings, karaoke, reading books i hate
Discord: easy to guess but no thanks

reskeet & do the thing
August 18, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Bluwusky is giving me a Flagrant System Error? Computer over? Virus: very yes?
August 18, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Repost with your favorite meme you've made.
August 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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The day I made this meme lives warmly in my heart forever
August 15, 2023 at 6:49 PM