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Hork-Skajir 🦧
@olswampass.bsky.social
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Animorphs Aficionado, Leftist, He/They
Voice Actor, Game Player, Podcaster
Dungeons & Dracon Beams • Sporadic Phantoms • Soup, Salad, Sandwich
Put a dollar in the Animorphs meme machine: https://ko-fi.com/olswampass
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I stand by this.
Sscreenshot of Spotify Wrapped, showing top 5 artists I've listened to this year. In order, it's Ashnikko, Subtronics, Daft Punk, Toots & the Maytals, and Skatune Network.
November 29, 2023 at 5:26 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Jake Animorphs and I have more in common than I'd like to admit
The cover art of Animorphs Book #53, The Answer, depicting Jake Berenson morphing into a python. The question "Oh, what's my miliary rank?" Is answered by "Major Depressive Disorder" in yellow text.
September 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Yes my son.
The Ellimist, in a cloud of meme and shitpost keywords.
September 11, 2023 at 6:10 PM
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The cover of Animorphs #1, "The Invasion". Jake is turning into a green anole. The words "Live Laugh Lizard" are written in looping font.
September 9, 2023 at 8:28 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Animorphs more like antifamorphs am i right
A hand holding out an Escafil device (a glowing blue cube), which has been inscribed with "This device plays folk music." (For those unfamiliar, this references the phrase "this machine kills fascists," famously written on Woody Guthrie's guitar.)
August 30, 2023 at 7:44 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Me existing on the 4th meme dimension
Art from The Ellimist Chronicles, featuring the Ellimist (as an old dude with a long beard and pointy ears) in a huge cloud of smoke. Inside the smoke cloud are the words "memes," "shitposts," "obscure references," "puns," and "dumb takes."
August 28, 2023 at 8:06 PM
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Yeerks after a long day of pretending to be human
Trump's mug shot
August 25, 2023 at 7:48 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Best I can do
Trump's mugshot Animorphing into The Grinch, as portrayed by Jim Carrey. There is very little difference.
August 25, 2023 at 7:25 PM
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A poorly drawn "S" shaped dragon, from sbemail #58, wherein Strong Bad explains how to draw a Dragon. The dragon is originally saying "the S is for Sucks," but the phrase has been edited in this image to say "The F is for fell down."
August 22, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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Repost with your favorite meme you've made.
Comic panel from the Animorphs graphic novel adaptations (art credit Chris Grine), in which Tobias, a red-tailed hawk, plucks an eye from a nameless Hork-Bajir. Tobias is labeled "working class", the Hork-Bajir is labeled "The bourgeoisie", and the eye is labeled "the means of production."
August 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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The words "you wouldn't flush a Yeerk pool into the cold vacuum of space" but in the "you wouldn't download a car" meme format
August 13, 2023 at 10:43 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
One book. One comic. One film. One album.
The cover of Animorphs #1, "The Invasion," featuring Jake's head turning into a lizard's head. The cover of Giant-Size Astonishing X-Men #1, titled "Unstoppable." Features Beast, Colossus, Kitty Pryde, Cyclops, Wolverine, Angel, Storm, Nightcrawler, and Emma Frost, suspended as if seen from below as they leap off of a cliff. Box art for The Big Lebowski. Black and white closeup of Jeff Bridges' character "the Dude" wearing sunglasses. Reflected in the sunglasses is the Dude's rug, in color. Cover art of the Presidents of the United States of America's first album, which was self-titled. The image features three small brass figures: a monkey playing violin, a frog playing saxophone, and a cat playing trumpet.
August 12, 2023 at 1:43 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Oh no, he definitely morphed lion and ate Sadler.
Two panels of Gordon Ramsey sitting at a table with food in front of him, but his head has been covered by the head of a lion. In the first panel, Gordon Ramsey is labeled "David" and the plate is labeled "Sadler." In the second panel, it is zoomed in on the Gordon/David/Lion with the caption "delicious. Finally some good fucking food."
August 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Still screen from All That's "Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg"
August 8, 2023 at 10:29 PM
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Fs in the chat
Two images: the one on the left is Visser 3 from the cover of "Visser". The one on the right is Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul, from the cover of "Andalite Chronicles". Visser 3's image is labeled "Video," and Elfangor's is labeled "Radio Star."
August 6, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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Hey if you like Animorphs and supporting creatives, there's a new episode of Dungeons & Dracon Beams out today.

D&DB is about a *different* group of idiot teens with a death wish. I play Zac, the cool skateboarding one! Today's the first episode of our 3rd year.

Available wherever you get podcasts
An ampersand made from long, blue tail with a blade on the end. Below it is a black and white geometric logo with the name "Dungeons & Dracon Beams" in it.
August 6, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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Last art post I'll make for now, then I'll get back to Animorphs shit.

This is a design I made a while back for Dwarven money. The idea is that dwarves, as a species known for precise craftsmanship, would have bills and coins that can used to make clear measurements in a pinch. #ttrpgdesignconcept
Dwarven money designs. A paper bill, with geometric mountains and a sun with rays at precise angles. The edge of the bill has graduations for measuring. 4 coins, the crown, sword, anvil, and center. All sized relative to one another, and intended to be used in a pinch for precise weights and measures.
August 6, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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Animorphs art dump

It's Animorphs Crossing!
An Andalite drawn in the Animal Crossing style A Hork-Bajir drawn in the Animal Crossing style A Taxxon drawn in the Animal Crossing style
August 6, 2023 at 3:11 AM
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Damn, lemme just post a little art here....
A hand grips a skull, blasting it with a spell. The spell is called "Skull Scour," and is essentially a rapid decay process. Created for my Ravnica-setting Gruul character, a minotaur Rage Druid named Gaur, who collects skulls to put into piles for Il-Harg the Raze Boar. It's a whole thing.
August 6, 2023 at 3:06 AM
olswampass.bsky.social
What, like this?
Photograph of 9/11 with an Andalite fighter ship superimposed over the airplane in the original photograph.
August 6, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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Reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money
Cover art of Alanis Morrisette's "Jagged Little Pill". The cover consists of Alanis's upturned face superimposed over her face again, but this time in a slightly downturned 3/4 turn view. The whole image is in saturated red/green/blue colors.
August 6, 2023 at 2:03 AM
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Lineart of two fists, reading TSEE and EER!
August 6, 2023 at 12:55 AM
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Starter/Bird/Bug/Normal
A Bornean Orangutan A wolf spider A sulphur-crested cockatoo Cartoon drawing of Zac from Dungeons & Dracon Beams, an Animorphs-AU actual play.
August 5, 2023 at 7:51 PM
olswampass.bsky.social
Oh yeah.
The first panel is Gordon Ramsey getting ready to eat, but his face has been replaced with a lion's head and he is labeled "David," and the plate from which he is eating just says "Sadler" The second panel is a close up on Gordon Ramsey's lion face. The caption reads "finally, some good fucking food."
August 5, 2023 at 12:44 PM
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This was my Barbenheimer
August 4, 2023 at 11:05 PM