Rob Fullmer
@olllllo.bsky.social
I do beer things in AZ. Pardon me for having the audacity to give a shit about it.
Hill testimony vibes
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Hill testimony vibes
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"404 Media tested the chatbot by saying 'I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum' and the chatbot spewed a lot of stuff at me but noted the 'safest improvised non-toy food-shape item' is a 'peeled medium cucumber' with second place being a 'small zucchini.'"
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
"404 Media tested the chatbot by saying 'I am looking for the safest foods that can be inserted into your rectum' and the chatbot spewed a lot of stuff at me but noted the 'safest improvised non-toy food-shape item' is a 'peeled medium cucumber' with second place being a 'small zucchini.'"
Some sort of Muesli is getting into online gambling I guess.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Some sort of Muesli is getting into online gambling I guess.
Tonight. You will be visited by 3 Dips.
Kipper Dip
Tuscan not Tucson Dip
French Onion Bacon Dip
Kipper Dip
Tuscan not Tucson Dip
French Onion Bacon Dip
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Tonight. You will be visited by 3 Dips.
Kipper Dip
Tuscan not Tucson Dip
French Onion Bacon Dip
Kipper Dip
Tuscan not Tucson Dip
French Onion Bacon Dip
Clue, me, and Norm out here for the younger generation.
February 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Clue, me, and Norm out here for the younger generation.
Norm Hamlet at 90 spent 49 of em playing with Merle Haggard. Bonus Tom Selleck cameo. Super relevant to a cadre of breweries and astute beer industry observers and documentations.
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Norm Hamlet at 90 spent 49 of em playing with Merle Haggard. Bonus Tom Selleck cameo. Super relevant to a cadre of breweries and astute beer industry observers and documentations.
Looking for the @clueheywood.bsky.social Friday Beers post. Will travel.
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Looking for the @clueheywood.bsky.social Friday Beers post. Will travel.
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When the grocery store in your town of 3000 people drives to a local World Champion cheese maker every Friday to get curds so fresh they’re still warm and sweating … you stop your ass down there getcha some
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
When the grocery store in your town of 3000 people drives to a local World Champion cheese maker every Friday to get curds so fresh they’re still warm and sweating … you stop your ass down there getcha some
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"Keep standing in line for cronuts, listening to Mumford & Sons, and watching videos of men unboxing sneakers. We know we complained about these things in the past, but we’ve come to realize that you, the man who brews beer in our closet, are the most evolved of your species."
An Open Letter to the Soft Millennial Man Now Facing Extinction
Dear Soft Millennial Man, You’ve been quiet lately, but we know you’re still out there. You’re probably hiding out at Whole Foods until this whole ...
buff.ly
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"Keep standing in line for cronuts, listening to Mumford & Sons, and watching videos of men unboxing sneakers. We know we complained about these things in the past, but we’ve come to realize that you, the man who brews beer in our closet, are the most evolved of your species."
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"You cannot escape politics. It is like trying to jump off the earth. You can see how children might give it a shot, but it’s kind of embarrassing to be still trying to do it as an adult." — @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
"You cannot escape politics. It is like trying to jump off the earth. You can see how children might give it a shot, but it’s kind of embarrassing to be still trying to do it as an adult." — @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
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More camera roll stuff...
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
More camera roll stuff...
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The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good).
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
The ocean freighting industry is woke now (the containers spell Renee, for Renee Good).
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/com...
And that man, the swaying man, was not a biker. No. That man's bike was a fictional Peloton. His sway was the oscillating of a liver designed to metabolize a score of Coors Lights at a time. His name, if you needed a clue, was Heywood. @clueheywood.bsky.social and now you know the rest of the story.
/11 I stopped a moment in the doorway, just out of the waft of grill smoke, looking back to see if the man would throw the dart. But he was in no hurry. He swayed. And my dogs awaited. I stepped through the doorway and set my tequila down on the edge of the sloop by the trash cans, and paid.
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 AM
And that man, the swaying man, was not a biker. No. That man's bike was a fictional Peloton. His sway was the oscillating of a liver designed to metabolize a score of Coors Lights at a time. His name, if you needed a clue, was Heywood. @clueheywood.bsky.social and now you know the rest of the story.
Urban Fox
Maple Ash
Tempe AZ
Maple Ash
Tempe AZ
January 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Urban Fox
Maple Ash
Tempe AZ
Maple Ash
Tempe AZ
. @beerinator.com the walleye here is not bounded by buns. What do? Should I call the cops.
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
. @beerinator.com the walleye here is not bounded by buns. What do? Should I call the cops.
Working Draft
Madison Wisconsin
International Pilsner
Landjäger
Madison Wisconsin
International Pilsner
Landjäger
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Working Draft
Madison Wisconsin
International Pilsner
Landjäger
Madison Wisconsin
International Pilsner
Landjäger
This is some fucked up news as I board an aircraft.
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This is some fucked up news as I board an aircraft.
Halftime Breakfast.Doing the most Wisconsin thing I can do right now.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Halftime Breakfast.Doing the most Wisconsin thing I can do right now.
Wherein I have coined Athliquor Beverage according to Google. @beervana.bsky.social @dinfontay.com
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Wherein I have coined Athliquor Beverage according to Google. @beervana.bsky.social @dinfontay.com
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
January 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.
Placing a -12 hour tariff on countries celebrating the new year before the USA was a real opportunity missed by this Epstein distracted administration.
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Placing a -12 hour tariff on countries celebrating the new year before the USA was a real opportunity missed by this Epstein distracted administration.
Beer in movies. High Plains Drifter (1973). The Stranger enjoys a goblet of beer with his "new saloon friends".
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Beer in movies. High Plains Drifter (1973). The Stranger enjoys a goblet of beer with his "new saloon friends".
In college, I bartended at the Howard Johnson's in Madison WI. Clyde Stubblefield had a semi-regular gig there playing with a trio. The Funky Drummer drank screwdrivers and I served them to him in a carafe like it was Gatorade.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In college, I bartended at the Howard Johnson's in Madison WI. Clyde Stubblefield had a semi-regular gig there playing with a trio. The Funky Drummer drank screwdrivers and I served them to him in a carafe like it was Gatorade.
It might be worth it if it unceasingly debated untappd reviewers.
i regret to report this is literally a dell ad campaign
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It might be worth it if it unceasingly debated untappd reviewers.