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You got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tyre!
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February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Why isn't Weightwatchers called Massmurderers?
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Why isn't Weightwatchers called Massmurderers?
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90's music for the #Icedance you say . There's only one 90's song ! Jack Pepsi by Tad . #WinterOlymipics
Help me Jack Pepsi!
Help me Jack Pepsi!
Help me Jack Pepsi!
Help me Jack Pepsi!
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
90's music for the #Icedance you say . There's only one 90's song ! Jack Pepsi by Tad . #WinterOlymipics
Help me Jack Pepsi!
Help me Jack Pepsi!
Help me Jack Pepsi!
Help me Jack Pepsi!
February 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
...and now I'm thinking about Leffe and Tennants, and rank.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
...and now I'm thinking about Leffe and Tennants, and rank.
I'm playing some 7" records in a bar in my town this evening. This will be a highlight, signed copy too 😊🎶
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 AM
I'm playing some 7" records in a bar in my town this evening. This will be a highlight, signed copy too 😊🎶
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super bowl of nutsacks
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
super bowl of nutsacks
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Alexei Sayle at Slapstick Festival: "Robert Maxwell had six former heads of Mossad at his funeral. At mine, it'll probably be six managers of Nando's."
God, I love him.
God, I love him.
February 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Alexei Sayle at Slapstick Festival: "Robert Maxwell had six former heads of Mossad at his funeral. At mine, it'll probably be six managers of Nando's."
God, I love him.
God, I love him.
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This is a good thoughtful documentary about "Love & Rockets" the Hernandez bros. It gently spends more time discussing Jaime (as is only correct) rather than Gilbert. I love J's unassuming nature, he seems outwardly secure in his genius Plus they are proper #Punk #comics youtu.be/lTYzqHRqRQU?...
Love and Rockets: The Great American Comic Book | Artbound | Season 13, Episode 1 | PBS SoCal
YouTube video by PBS SoCal
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February 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This is a good thoughtful documentary about "Love & Rockets" the Hernandez bros. It gently spends more time discussing Jaime (as is only correct) rather than Gilbert. I love J's unassuming nature, he seems outwardly secure in his genius Plus they are proper #Punk #comics youtu.be/lTYzqHRqRQU?...
Yeah Sigh, go watch Taxmarsker.
February 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Yeah Sigh, go watch Taxmarsker.
Classital music is far too eyebrow 4u.
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Classital music is far too eyebrow 4u.
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I don't know what the process is here, but: Climbing routes named after #thefall songs: www.ukclimbing.com/logbook/tick...
UKC Logbook - The Fall Routes
www.ukclimbing.com
November 29, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I don't know what the process is here, but: Climbing routes named after #thefall songs: www.ukclimbing.com/logbook/tick...
It's just dawned on me that Neil is probably short for Cornelius.
How'd you like them oranges, NEIL?
How'd you like them oranges, NEIL?
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
It's just dawned on me that Neil is probably short for Cornelius.
How'd you like them oranges, NEIL?
How'd you like them oranges, NEIL?
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Early stroll. The moon is a ball thrown at a cloud. A long thin puddle in the shape of Chile. Birdsong turning morning’s page. Bright lights upstairs at the betting shop. A horse stands beside four traffic cones.
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Early stroll. The moon is a ball thrown at a cloud. A long thin puddle in the shape of Chile. Birdsong turning morning’s page. Bright lights upstairs at the betting shop. A horse stands beside four traffic cones.
Big up South Asian lasses who work in supermarket petrol stations and call me 'dear'.
January 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Big up South Asian lasses who work in supermarket petrol stations and call me 'dear'.
Bitches, give me three places to go in Glasgow city centre. No football shit, ta x
January 30, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Bitches, give me three places to go in Glasgow city centre. No football shit, ta x
A man said linsh instead of lunch. I like it here.
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 AM
A man said linsh instead of lunch. I like it here.
I am on a train in Scotland, the sun is shining, I wasnae expecting this.
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I am on a train in Scotland, the sun is shining, I wasnae expecting this.
I'm on a train. It is wank, how do you cattle put up with this?
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I'm on a train. It is wank, how do you cattle put up with this?
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Desperate Klan
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Desperate Klan
Never let yer mum get in the way of a good story.
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Never let yer mum get in the way of a good story.
Stood outside the barbers waiting for him to open. 3 lads in front of me already. Wtf?
January 28, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Stood outside the barbers waiting for him to open. 3 lads in front of me already. Wtf?