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You got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tyre!
Hey, your village called, they want their micro queefsampler back. x
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Hey, your village called, they want their micro queefsampler back. x
Why can't Radiohead be true to themselves and release an album called Music For Shit Heels?
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Why can't Radiohead be true to themselves and release an album called Music For Shit Heels?
Surreal moment in a care home yesterday as Johnny Cash's cover of The Mercy Seat played in the reception.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Surreal moment in a care home yesterday as Johnny Cash's cover of The Mercy Seat played in the reception.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Everybody calls kefir Cape Fear, right?
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Everybody calls kefir Cape Fear, right?
Do you ken Bev Ardiles?
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Do you ken Bev Ardiles?
'Old tight, Nicholas Blincoe.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
'Old tight, Nicholas Blincoe.
Do you think Ken Scott is bang into it?
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Do you think Ken Scott is bang into it?
It's a bit like driving home from Huddersfield at 4pm in January.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's a bit like driving home from Huddersfield at 4pm in January.
Fesshole reply bots are the bestest bots.
By bots, I mean bag of tits.
By bots, I mean bag of tits.
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fesshole reply bots are the bestest bots.
By bots, I mean bag of tits.
By bots, I mean bag of tits.
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Worth remembering that when you’re humming the greatest Stone Roses songs - Resurrection, Fools Gold, I Wanna Be Adored - you are humming Mani’s bass melody. Not Squire, not Brown, but the bass line
Terrible news
#RIPMani
Terrible news
#RIPMani
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Worth remembering that when you’re humming the greatest Stone Roses songs - Resurrection, Fools Gold, I Wanna Be Adored - you are humming Mani’s bass melody. Not Squire, not Brown, but the bass line
Terrible news
#RIPMani
Terrible news
#RIPMani
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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Apparently Mrs Yak has got a mammogram booked for tomorrow.
Not sure what's she's celebrating but I hope the old nothern girl's outfit is sexy
Not sure what's she's celebrating but I hope the old nothern girl's outfit is sexy
November 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Apparently Mrs Yak has got a mammogram booked for tomorrow.
Not sure what's she's celebrating but I hope the old nothern girl's outfit is sexy
Not sure what's she's celebrating but I hope the old nothern girl's outfit is sexy
Well done Scotland, you mad bastards x
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well done Scotland, you mad bastards x
John Travolta's nickname is Volts.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
John Travolta's nickname is Volts.
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Just been reminded of the Crackerjack team attempting XTC’s Making Plans For Nigel, which I’m sure Andy Partridge would agree is the the definitive version
youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo?...
youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo?...
Crackerjack team take on XTC's Making Plans For Nigel
YouTube video by Paul Putner
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Just been reminded of the Crackerjack team attempting XTC’s Making Plans For Nigel, which I’m sure Andy Partridge would agree is the the definitive version
youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo?...
youtu.be/n5LrRlR2Epo?...
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The St Winifred’s School Choir are better than Radiohead.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The St Winifred’s School Choir are better than Radiohead.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The algorithm has followed Sabotage with the best BBs mix I could imagine. Paul's Boutique heavy, champion.
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The algorithm has followed Sabotage with the best BBs mix I could imagine. Paul's Boutique heavy, champion.
Just thinking about who would win in a fight between Siadwel and Kevin Turvey.
Siadwel's bound to be a biter, right?
But then Turvey's probably handy with a stink palm.
Siadwel's bound to be a biter, right?
But then Turvey's probably handy with a stink palm.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just thinking about who would win in a fight between Siadwel and Kevin Turvey.
Siadwel's bound to be a biter, right?
But then Turvey's probably handy with a stink palm.
Siadwel's bound to be a biter, right?
But then Turvey's probably handy with a stink palm.
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Ah, shit. Todd Snider, RIP.
Todd Snider - Louie Louie
YouTube video by Boulder House Concert
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ah, shit. Todd Snider, RIP.
RIP Todd Snider. Ledge.
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
RIP Todd Snider. Ledge.
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM