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the artist formerly known as artsnobsolution on twitter. she/they, fat non-practicing gay spoonie, australian adhd aries so you can imagine the energy, spooky copyright bitch, strange & off putting 👻
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Do. Not. Let. Them. Minimise. This.
Armed state violence against peaceful prayer is peak Islamophobia and vicious racism and. We have very few codified constitutional freedoms and this is almost certainly unconstitutional. They are officers of the law.
Armed state violence against peaceful prayer is peak Islamophobia and vicious racism and. We have very few codified constitutional freedoms and this is almost certainly unconstitutional. They are officers of the law.
Extraordinary footage. Police pulling off people engaged in peaceful prayer.
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Do. Not. Let. Them. Minimise. This.
Armed state violence against peaceful prayer is peak Islamophobia and vicious racism and. We have very few codified constitutional freedoms and this is almost certainly unconstitutional. They are officers of the law.
Armed state violence against peaceful prayer is peak Islamophobia and vicious racism and. We have very few codified constitutional freedoms and this is almost certainly unconstitutional. They are officers of the law.
I am unfortunately from the country that’s also been doing this for decades, and…hey what the fuck are we doing here
President Mandela said, "there can be no keener revelation of a society's soul than the way in which it treats its children."
“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility
Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...
www.propublica.org
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I am unfortunately from the country that’s also been doing this for decades, and…hey what the fuck are we doing here
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i'm crying this is so funny
Roberts: see, mary kind of keeps her murders a little more light and fun
Mary Shelley: that's right, i do
Mary Shelley: that's right, i do
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
i'm crying this is so funny
I can’t tell if how I’ve been this week is the worst POTS flare in the world caused by the humidity, or my sugars being absolutely fucked, but in an effort to get everyone off my back about the latter I am telling my GP I’ll try Ozempic tomorrow, it feels extremely bad but I’m sick of arguing
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I can’t tell if how I’ve been this week is the worst POTS flare in the world caused by the humidity, or my sugars being absolutely fucked, but in an effort to get everyone off my back about the latter I am telling my GP I’ll try Ozempic tomorrow, it feels extremely bad but I’m sick of arguing
Nothing made me laugh more this week on Drag Race than every time Amy Taylor said anything, she’s one of the most Australian people I’ve ever heard, like exactly how Americans think we sound & I can only imagine how affirming this was for their accent stereotypes about us
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Nothing made me laugh more this week on Drag Race than every time Amy Taylor said anything, she’s one of the most Australian people I’ve ever heard, like exactly how Americans think we sound & I can only imagine how affirming this was for their accent stereotypes about us
Nooooo they recruited Patrick Stump into ICE (jk he would NEVER, this is like his evil younger clone)
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Nooooo they recruited Patrick Stump into ICE (jk he would NEVER, this is like his evil younger clone)
God when did I have to become passive aggressive note guy, first the boat out the front now someone’s parked (illegally) across from our driveway in a way that makes it so that every pull in is even more fraught than usual with the risk of scraping the side of my car on a brick wall
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 AM
God when did I have to become passive aggressive note guy, first the boat out the front now someone’s parked (illegally) across from our driveway in a way that makes it so that every pull in is even more fraught than usual with the risk of scraping the side of my car on a brick wall
So yesterday my dad apparently saw the You Can’t Ask That episode with lesbians, & learned the terms “femme” & “masc” for the first time, & he was like “would you be considered a femme then, because you don’t look very butch?” & i was like…it’s more complex than that but sure if you want lol
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
So yesterday my dad apparently saw the You Can’t Ask That episode with lesbians, & learned the terms “femme” & “masc” for the first time, & he was like “would you be considered a femme then, because you don’t look very butch?” & i was like…it’s more complex than that but sure if you want lol
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Told my dad about the cheese man, he was as bemused as I was but was also convinced it was fake, I was like “I know but DON’T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME, it’s been genuinely giving me joy all day thinking about him & his plasma cutter & his 140lb of heritage cheese”
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Told my dad about the cheese man, he was as bemused as I was but was also convinced it was fake, I was like “I know but DON’T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME, it’s been genuinely giving me joy all day thinking about him & his plasma cutter & his 140lb of heritage cheese”
Here is today’s best Reddit saga (still ongoing): this man who bought a 140lb wheel of 21yo cheese for $18.5k to resell at a profit, & whose girlfriend was not best pleased, including the stellar quote “it is a heritage cheese, not some run of the mill Parmesan” www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates...
From the BORUpdates community on Reddit: AIO my girlfriend left me over a cheese wheel [Ongoing]
Explore this post and more from the BORUpdates community
www.reddit.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Here is today’s best Reddit saga (still ongoing): this man who bought a 140lb wheel of 21yo cheese for $18.5k to resell at a profit, & whose girlfriend was not best pleased, including the stellar quote “it is a heritage cheese, not some run of the mill Parmesan” www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates...
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
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The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
I got too cocky after my “your Crohn’s is still in endoscopic remission & we got the last big stricture open” colonoscopy on Friday & absolutely bodied myself with too much chili crisp last night, after reminding myself on Sunday why I don’t eat big hunks of nuts, like alright I have been humbled
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I got too cocky after my “your Crohn’s is still in endoscopic remission & we got the last big stricture open” colonoscopy on Friday & absolutely bodied myself with too much chili crisp last night, after reminding myself on Sunday why I don’t eat big hunks of nuts, like alright I have been humbled
Cheesecake, the dairy item I miss least in my daily lactose intolerant life tbh
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Cheesecake, the dairy item I miss least in my daily lactose intolerant life tbh
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Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
Every now & then I pop into Threads to see what the normies are doing & occasionally I am rewarded because sir what in the good fuck is this
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Every now & then I pop into Threads to see what the normies are doing & occasionally I am rewarded because sir what in the good fuck is this
Hey so guess who found out that apparently because I’m a poor cripple I don’t actually have to pay car rego, & in setting that up discovered that the NSW govt owes ME $220 because I shouldn’t have paid for it from July last year onwards but I paid it in February so I get a 6 month discount?? IT’S ME
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Hey so guess who found out that apparently because I’m a poor cripple I don’t actually have to pay car rego, & in setting that up discovered that the NSW govt owes ME $220 because I shouldn’t have paid for it from July last year onwards but I paid it in February so I get a 6 month discount?? IT’S ME
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
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This is federal judge speak for “big mad”
BREAKING: Federal judge orders Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R., released.
"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."
"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
"The Great Writ and release from detention are GRANTED."
"Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issued by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster."
![Ultimately, Petitioners may, because of the arcane United States immigration system, return to
their home country, involuntarily or by self-deportation. But that result should occur through a more
orderly and humane policy than currently in place.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February [sic], 2026.
Fred Biery
FRED BIERY
UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
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January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is federal judge speak for “big mad”
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this is a sincere post: particularly if you live in Aus or NZ you need to wear SPF every day all year
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 AM
this is a sincere post: particularly if you live in Aus or NZ you need to wear SPF every day all year
I ran out of painkillers earlier this week & I forgot that the only reason post intestine dilation was manageable last time is that I am usually on a constant low dose of codeine, currently having that pain you get when you cough too much mixed with being kicked in the back & bad nausea
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I ran out of painkillers earlier this week & I forgot that the only reason post intestine dilation was manageable last time is that I am usually on a constant low dose of codeine, currently having that pain you get when you cough too much mixed with being kicked in the back & bad nausea
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Australia is really cool because you can be rewatching the Spore episode of Monster Factory & then suddenly there is what looks shockingly like a Jaa’m crawling across your ceiling & you have to deal with it before you go to bed because you might wake up with it next to your head
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Australia is really cool because you can be rewatching the Spore episode of Monster Factory & then suddenly there is what looks shockingly like a Jaa’m crawling across your ceiling & you have to deal with it before you go to bed because you might wake up with it next to your head
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she can also box tbh. blocking hand up, punching hand square and level. dude is lucky her people got him away from that overhand right
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 AM
she can also box tbh. blocking hand up, punching hand square and level. dude is lucky her people got him away from that overhand right