OhBraains🧟♂️
@ohnono.bsky.social
I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
You don’t like AI because it’s shit, unethical, uneconomical, bad for the future of our species and planet. I don’t like AI because it is a cybergothic nightmare, unliving things reshaping life to their liking, aided by hapless, bug eating fools. We are basically the same.
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 AM
You don’t like AI because it’s shit, unethical, uneconomical, bad for the future of our species and planet. I don’t like AI because it is a cybergothic nightmare, unliving things reshaping life to their liking, aided by hapless, bug eating fools. We are basically the same.
Imagine losing your logistics and operations hub for half the planet over some chucklefucks talking about stealing an island that’s dark for six months.
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Imagine losing your logistics and operations hub for half the planet over some chucklefucks talking about stealing an island that’s dark for six months.
You dress up like an operator because you want to look cool, I dress up like one sometimes because big light bright and loud. We are not the same.
Depends. Being left alone or being told how to fix a situation that’s overwhelming. Wearing hearing protection, sunglasses, and heavy vest helps sometimes.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
You dress up like an operator because you want to look cool, I dress up like one sometimes because big light bright and loud. We are not the same.
You’re either a nomad at heart or you’re not. If you’re not, you’re as good as dead already.
ok lots of people think that when The Jackpot happens, they'll survive in a fortified bunker. This is very misguided. Your best bet for surviving is to form a small, semi-nomadic band of raiders, no more than ~120 people.
Every day is Darby phase, but at least you won't die like a rat in a hole
Every day is Darby phase, but at least you won't die like a rat in a hole
u heard sharon, everyone post about their esoteric interests right fucking now. for the good of the community, we need to be hyperfixationmaxxing.
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 AM
You’re either a nomad at heart or you’re not. If you’re not, you’re as good as dead already.
Man, as a kid I liked that thing, now all I see is its obvious urge to devour souls.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Man, as a kid I liked that thing, now all I see is its obvious urge to devour souls.
Since the US government keeps threatening an EU and NATO member, is it time to close down American bases in Europe? It’s not like they would defend us in case of a Russian attack.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Since the US government keeps threatening an EU and NATO member, is it time to close down American bases in Europe? It’s not like they would defend us in case of a Russian attack.
Hold up. Americans don’t even have a right to resist anyone trying to dismantle their constitutional order? Weird.
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Hold up. Americans don’t even have a right to resist anyone trying to dismantle their constitutional order? Weird.
The only way to make this lack of a plan dumber is to ask Paul Bremer to run the country.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The only way to make this lack of a plan dumber is to ask Paul Bremer to run the country.
The best time to start quoting Von Tresckow’s last words at every occasion was eighty one years ago, the second best time is now.
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
The best time to start quoting Von Tresckow’s last words at every occasion was eighty one years ago, the second best time is now.
Because the asshole shitting on every kitchen table in the street, including his own, gets to decide who’s a good neighbor.
Q: Why is running a country in South America 'America first'?
TRUMP: Well I think it is because we want to surround ourselves with good neighbors
TRUMP: Well I think it is because we want to surround ourselves with good neighbors
January 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Because the asshole shitting on every kitchen table in the street, including his own, gets to decide who’s a good neighbor.
They used delta force because the seals would have stolen so much cocaine, the chinooks wouldn’t have made it back.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
They used delta force because the seals would have stolen so much cocaine, the chinooks wouldn’t have made it back.
Stranger Things, the real wormhole is the Duffer Beothers crawling up their own asses along the way.
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Stranger Things, the real wormhole is the Duffer Beothers crawling up their own asses along the way.
So the shady ship being shadowed by Russian military vessels when it sank was doing shady stuff? I’m shocked.
Every Russian ship smuggling nuclear technology to North Korea deserves hull damage consistent with a “supercavitating torpedo.”
united24media.com/latest-news/...
united24media.com/latest-news/...
Russian “Ghost Ship” Sank While Smuggling Nuclear Reactor Parts Likely Bound to North Korea
The Ursa Major, a Russian cargo ship that sank off Cartagena, was found to carry unlisted nuclear reactor components bound for North Korea.
united24media.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So the shady ship being shadowed by Russian military vessels when it sank was doing shady stuff? I’m shocked.
“But NSDAP member and officer of the Allgemeine SS Werner Von Braun WAS an immigrant.” Is, all things considered, a pretty funny rebuke to a Nazi’s stupid lies.
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
“But NSDAP member and officer of the Allgemeine SS Werner Von Braun WAS an immigrant.” Is, all things considered, a pretty funny rebuke to a Nazi’s stupid lies.
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Sometimes the simple "it never made any fuckin sense" explanation is the right one.
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sometimes the simple "it never made any fuckin sense" explanation is the right one.
Cyberpunk 2077, a game mostly about motorcycle stunts.
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Cyberpunk 2077, a game mostly about motorcycle stunts.
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“It’s not that I wouldn’t miss people if they retained their corporeal form when they’re not in my presence - but they just don’t. I don’t make the rules.”
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December 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
“It’s not that I wouldn’t miss people if they retained their corporeal form when they’re not in my presence - but they just don’t. I don’t make the rules.”
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Johnny Silverhand’s hippy grandpa, the John Wick films as a prequel to Cyberpunk 2077. A video essay. (Runtime 3:49:53)
Presumably.
Presumably.
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Johnny Silverhand’s hippy grandpa, the John Wick films as a prequel to Cyberpunk 2077. A video essay. (Runtime 3:49:53)
Presumably.
Presumably.
Building new battleships was a dumb idea in the 40s, now it’s just really funny.
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
December 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Building new battleships was a dumb idea in the 40s, now it’s just really funny.
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
They’re really implementing Nazi economic ideas. (Build stupid shit for no other reason than the main guy being obsessed with large things.)
Oh, so the guy who beat a legend recently was himself beaten by a handsome opponent whilst looking like a cowardly loser? Allegedly it’s not a pro wrestling work, it just has all the components of a classic heel story.
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh, so the guy who beat a legend recently was himself beaten by a handsome opponent whilst looking like a cowardly loser? Allegedly it’s not a pro wrestling work, it just has all the components of a classic heel story.
French bakery [derogatory]
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
French bakery [derogatory]
Mick Foley remains one of the greatest professional wrestlers.
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Mick Foley remains one of the greatest professional wrestlers.
A person with the personality of a corporation.
this has always been the most baffling and depressing thing about the political hellscape we have lived through in the last decade
there is nothing there at all except a rapacious, all-consuming need for praise, no humanity at all, nothing but a carnival barker's ability to work the crowd
there is nothing there at all except a rapacious, all-consuming need for praise, no humanity at all, nothing but a carnival barker's ability to work the crowd
Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
A person with the personality of a corporation.
The cookie is evil, the coal is good.
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The cookie is evil, the coal is good.