OhBraains🧟♂️
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I know weird things and I’m scared of the big light.
The cookie is evil, the coal is good.
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The cookie is evil, the coal is good.
Flashbacks to February 2022, when I went from “the Russians aren’t this stupid” to “oh shit they’re going to do it in weeks” because I saw a video of a hospital unit on a train with refrigerated containers.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
Me: Maybe the White House will decide to punt on doing ground strikes in Venezuela after all and keep finding other things to do like the tanker seizures or whatever.
Pentagon: *moves EA-18Gs, KC-135s, HC-130Js, HH-60Ws, and F-35As into the SOUTCOM AOR*
Me: Nevermind. They're going downtown.
Pentagon: *moves EA-18Gs, KC-135s, HC-130Js, HH-60Ws, and F-35As into the SOUTCOM AOR*
Me: Nevermind. They're going downtown.
Combat Rescue Aircraft, Tankers Arrive In Caribbean As U.S. Military Buildup Accelerates
HH-60W rescue helicopters and HC-130J rescue planes, along with additional USAF tankers, have joined the growing U.S. military presence in the Caribbean.
www.twz.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Flashbacks to February 2022, when I went from “the Russians aren’t this stupid” to “oh shit they’re going to do it in weeks” because I saw a video of a hospital unit on a train with refrigerated containers.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
Moving CSAR units is really bad news.
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
Shit day at work? Hanabie.
【花冷え。】 - お先に失礼します。 (Pardon Me, I Have To Go Now) - Music Video 【HANABIE.】
YouTube video by 花冷え。 (HANABIE. Official YouTube)
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Shit day at work? Hanabie.
It’s Klemmbausteine.
“Friend” Andrew Hickey, 758, commented: “You can’t say Legos. You’ll be eviscerated. And rightly so, you scourge upon humanity.”
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December 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s Klemmbausteine.
In their quest to do all manner of Nazi stuff, but weirder, the administration has found their own Antiqua-Fraktur-Streit.
I don't even know what is satire anymore.
"Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface"
#giftarticle
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
"Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface"
#giftarticle
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In their quest to do all manner of Nazi stuff, but weirder, the administration has found their own Antiqua-Fraktur-Streit.
Haven’t watched Love Lies Bleeding in weeks. Like, eight entire weeks.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Haven’t watched Love Lies Bleeding in weeks. Like, eight entire weeks.
I didn’t expect to like watching someone eat this much.
Ilona Maher Eats Her Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I didn’t expect to like watching someone eat this much.
The Anabasis can be abbreviated to “went to war with Spartans in charge. It went as expected.”
Nonsensical joke. If the Lakedaimonians could have read they’d have been Theban.
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Anabasis can be abbreviated to “went to war with Spartans in charge. It went as expected.”
This medal? Yeah, that’s the peace price my mother gave me for pooping like a big boy. I was the proudest 19 year old in the world on that day.
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This medal? Yeah, that’s the peace price my mother gave me for pooping like a big boy. I was the proudest 19 year old in the world on that day.
It’s been decades since a dead guy won the championship. Just sad.
Listen, it’s the closest thing Helmut Marko can feel something like in his glory days, when a few drivers would die every other race.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s been decades since a dead guy won the championship. Just sad.
What if you made peace and no one came, because they know you’re full of shit?
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What if you made peace and no one came, because they know you’re full of shit?
Seen the video. It is impressive that he manages to be the biggest prick in this whilst walking around with Logan Paul.
At least he's in trouble for it. Arsehole. Someone should have stopped the child, but that was a really bad way to deal with it.
www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/news-pau...
www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/news-pau...
Paul Heyman could be in trouble for his actions at Survivor Series: WarGames
Paul Heyman has been getting some negative criticism following WWE Survivor Series 2025.
www.sportskeeda.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Seen the video. It is impressive that he manages to be the biggest prick in this whilst walking around with Logan Paul.
If the trend continues there will be a team called Renault every other race by Monaco 2030.
Maybe when Renault and Honda inevitably return with a works team again in 2027. And he can retire when they inevitably fold/rebrand again the year after.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If the trend continues there will be a team called Renault every other race by Monaco 2030.
I didn’t know they made an imperial boomerang that big.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I didn’t know they made an imperial boomerang that big.
“You will be haunted by three specters”
The specters:
The specters:
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
“You will be haunted by three specters”
The specters:
The specters:
Stumbled upon a weird cottage industry of American people on YouTube reacting to German playgrounds. It’s weird how normal things are weird to people from the outside.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Stumbled upon a weird cottage industry of American people on YouTube reacting to German playgrounds. It’s weird how normal things are weird to people from the outside.
I have seen proof that the French government has tasked the traffic enforcement squad of the municipal police of Cannes with my assassination. Just in case anything happens to me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have seen proof that the French government has tasked the traffic enforcement squad of the municipal police of Cannes with my assassination. Just in case anything happens to me.
“Jon! The walkers are coming.” “I’m on the toilet.” “Again?” “Still. Also, turn off the big light.”
Good. (Dream Jon Snow is lactose intolerant and has a gluten allergy (to make him more likable for the girlies (people who have ADHD guts (me))))
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
“Jon! The walkers are coming.” “I’m on the toilet.” “Again?” “Still. Also, turn off the big light.”
It’s happening.
I’m now rooting for Max Verstappen to win the championship again, because it would be really funny.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s happening.
I will not be getting Europa Universalis 5. Not because it is another half baked Paradox DLC shitshow, but because they did not include all the free imperial cities. Oh, so you can play as Constance, but not Pfullendorf or Überlingen. Not even the ghastly Buchhorn.
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I will not be getting Europa Universalis 5. Not because it is another half baked Paradox DLC shitshow, but because they did not include all the free imperial cities. Oh, so you can play as Constance, but not Pfullendorf or Überlingen. Not even the ghastly Buchhorn.
I don’t think of myself as someone who knows things that other people don’t. But then I start talking about the 1202 alarm on Apollo 11.
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I don’t think of myself as someone who knows things that other people don’t. But then I start talking about the 1202 alarm on Apollo 11.
POV: it’s 1988 and in a regimental briefing you see that the HVA has uncovered evidence of the imperialist aggressor openly admitting the desire for open warfare against your peaceful socialist brother nation. This is why you are always vigilant and your T-55 fueled and fully loaded.
![Screenshot of the quoted post. An image of helicopter cockpit. A caption that says: “POV: it’s 1988 and the Soviet’s [sic] are 30 klicks to the east, is today the day?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:truhbfssu2pxii6s72esfau3/bafkreia5i67bd7nssjjbgd3yxzsp6igu7z7czozbt3olvud4hrjichrc24@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
POV: it’s 1988 and in a regimental briefing you see that the HVA has uncovered evidence of the imperialist aggressor openly admitting the desire for open warfare against your peaceful socialist brother nation. This is why you are always vigilant and your T-55 fueled and fully loaded.
I’m always shocked he hasn’t disappeared out of a Russian window yet.
Ex-Wirecard boss Jan Marsalek linked to multibillion-dollar laundering network on.ft.com/4abx6aK
Ex-Wirecard boss Jan Marsalek linked to multibillion-dollar laundering network
Link is latest revelation in a years-long probe into Smart and TGR, which move money for criminals and sanctioned individuals
on.ft.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’m always shocked he hasn’t disappeared out of a Russian window yet.
Nantucket can’t get rid of dead whales even if they’re not out there hunting for them. Is that island cursed?
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Nantucket can’t get rid of dead whales even if they’re not out there hunting for them. Is that island cursed?