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Kali Lynn
@ohnohoe.bsky.social
Health and Psychology Nerd who is secretly controlled by her cat. Avid Letterboxd user
Also, I really want to take a nap, falling asleep to a book that isn’t about pedophiles, but I picked Lolita. This was my choice. This was my fault. I went into this, knowing what I was getting into immediately
August 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can every album being released right now not be as garbage as our news? Please and thank you. I need something to get me through this, and have been wildly disappointed
August 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Nearly forgot about this, and feel like this laugh could be used right about now
My gf and I at the bank:

“Just need a replace debit card, please.”

Banker:

“Sometimes when I get way too drunk, I lay on the floor of my bathroom in a ball and turn on the shower just to hear rain noises”
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
June 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Just deleted what I posted a minute ago because in that minute, I apparently changed and became a more mature person who cringes at my younger one-minute-ago self.
May 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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There are SO MANY resources in this new guide from my friend-collaborator @duchessofhazard.bsky.social, including but not limited to gems from:

@mskellymhayes.bsky.social
@theradr.bsky.social
@nonprofitaf.bsky.social
@miamingus.bsky.social
@newrepublic.com + more

--> bit.ly/resist-guide
March 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I fear the only things keeping me afloat are my ragdoll, my partner, and my stupid little overpriced skincare routine
March 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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My controversial opinion on young men’s right wing radicalization is that we should not undo the second wave and sacrifice women’s rights, dignity, freedom, and access to the public sphere for the sake of men’s feelings.
March 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I genuinely feel bad because I love and respect our amazing literary fiction powerhouses, but my nonfiction-to-fiction ratio is 50-1, and that’s being generous. I aim to add more fiction into the mix this year for sanity's sake during the collapse of… *gestures at everything*
March 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Defend the liberty of a stranger as you would defend your own, or that of a loved one, because that is what's actually on the table—whether we are a society that will sit still as our neighbors are snatched in the night, and disappeared into darkness, or a society that will fight for each other.
March 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
February 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It's time to read Viktor Frankl again
February 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Maybe you're not “bad at resting”... maybe society has conditioned everyone to believe that exhaustion is a personality trait. We're gonna unlearn it. Dare to nap. Sleep out of spite. Rest in rebellion.
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
At our house we are listening to Ke$ha, LMFAO and watching Jersey Shore because it only feels right
February 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In light of the constant barrage of horrid events that shake our core, my partner and I are having AI write us a new story about our cat nightly. Last night, she was a hip-hop legend; tonight, she is a drag queen. Please don't forget to make time for humor. Joy is an act of rebellion after all
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Running on no sleep means you genuinely mean well but mess up multiple times in the process due to profoundly impaired cognitive functioning 🙃 excuse me while I hibernate
January 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Take back your attention.
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I would have preferred TikTok to be completely banned rather than becoming another social media platform under Trump's control but I can’t say I’m surprised
January 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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You do not have to consume every single tiny piece of bad news in order to be a good person. It’s ok to miss things. Traumatizing yourself isn’t the same as activism. Bearing witness to the point that you’re paralyzed with fear and horror and fury isn’t going to help us get through this.
Remember their goal is to terrorize us. And social media is a fantastic way to spread terror. We don’t have to help them.
Based on the vibes of my timeline today I’m feeling like the next two weeks are probably gonna be a really good time to reduce social media use as much as possible. Because YIKES.
January 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I don't think it was pain that made him so great, I think painting brought him whatever happiness he had.

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RIP David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you're interested in dry January, are sober, or sober curious, here is a wonderful interview on N/A Beer Culture with my sis
goodpinttrail.square.site
January 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Everything about Zuckerberg makes sense when you remember he started his product and ascent with a misogynistic website to rank girls’ hotness
January 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM