Chloe
@offmychestpass.bsky.social
#Timberwolves #NBA | bravo culture vulture | craft enthusiast | the takes are hot and dumb like me 🐺💪🏽❤️🔥
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I can’t believe people wait until December to decorate. I am like triple booked every day of December! You need to actually have time to enjoy your decorations people!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I can’t believe people wait until December to decorate. I am like triple booked every day of December! You need to actually have time to enjoy your decorations people!!!!!
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Anyhooooo enough about that!
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Anyhooooo enough about that!
Why am *I* pro-Waymo? Why are *you* pro-uber/lyft? The fuck?
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why am *I* pro-Waymo? Why are *you* pro-uber/lyft? The fuck?
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It's been a success in cities much larger than Minneapolis and I'm happy to see an option where women feel safe, where we're not being harassed in the backseat of an uber/lyft. It feels to me like there are larger anti-worker hills to die on than a few hundred Waymos hitting the streets in DT Mpls.
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's been a success in cities much larger than Minneapolis and I'm happy to see an option where women feel safe, where we're not being harassed in the backseat of an uber/lyft. It feels to me like there are larger anti-worker hills to die on than a few hundred Waymos hitting the streets in DT Mpls.
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We WILL be discussing Waymo coming to Minneapolis on the pod once we’re back from turkey day break. This is a pro-Waymo podcast.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We WILL be discussing Waymo coming to Minneapolis on the pod once we’re back from turkey day break. This is a pro-Waymo podcast.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Trump reading the Epstein e-mails
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Trump reading the Epstein e-mails
The girls are buzzing on Reddit about the solidays merch this year!!!!! I need to lock in and get the sweatshirt this year!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The girls are buzzing on Reddit about the solidays merch this year!!!!! I need to lock in and get the sweatshirt this year!!!!!
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sending emails to her staff saying "please print" or Donald Trump sending letters to Jeffrey Epstein alluding to child rape, both candidates sent some questionable messages to people that they knew.
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I’m greedy I want more 😭
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m greedy I want more 😭
Everyone who is always loudly commenting on people who start decorating for Christmas right after Halloween being like “but what about thanksgiving decorations!!!” Ummmmm have you considered that thanksgiving decorations are butt fucking ugly?
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Everyone who is always loudly commenting on people who start decorating for Christmas right after Halloween being like “but what about thanksgiving decorations!!!” Ummmmm have you considered that thanksgiving decorations are butt fucking ugly?
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Hoping we can get a second Wolves win and a J.J. Redick arrest tomorrow night.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hoping we can get a second Wolves win and a J.J. Redick arrest tomorrow night.
The only correct order is food court first then do your Costco shopping.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The only correct order is food court first then do your Costco shopping.
I’m in a pickle. I’ve got Josh Jacobs as RB1. Only other RB I have on my bench is Woody Marks. Could bump Dobbins from my flex but my WRs on the bench are Quentin Johnston and Keenan Allen.
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m in a pickle. I’ve got Josh Jacobs as RB1. Only other RB I have on my bench is Woody Marks. Could bump Dobbins from my flex but my WRs on the bench are Quentin Johnston and Keenan Allen.
I just remembered how good simply Elizabeth granola is
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I just remembered how good simply Elizabeth granola is
Need light bulb recommendations. I love a bright *warm* white. Don’t even send me anything above 4000k ok!!!!
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Need light bulb recommendations. I love a bright *warm* white. Don’t even send me anything above 4000k ok!!!!
People who talk during movies need to be shot out of rockets straight to the moon
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
People who talk during movies need to be shot out of rockets straight to the moon
The oaf sitting next to me during One Battle After Another was so distracting talking to his girlfriend asking questions bc he was too stupid to follow the movie.
October 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The oaf sitting next to me during One Battle After Another was so distracting talking to his girlfriend asking questions bc he was too stupid to follow the movie.
This would have gone triple platinum as my profile picture in law school oh my god
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This would have gone triple platinum as my profile picture in law school oh my god
I’m not worried about it. Icing out my labubud for game 4
September 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m not worried about it. Icing out my labubud for game 4
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I would have loved to have seen women stand up for themselves the way Cheryl did for herself and Phee when I was a kid!!
September 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I would have loved to have seen women stand up for themselves the way Cheryl did for herself and Phee when I was a kid!!
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I think it’s great for young female fans to see one of the goats of coaching going to bat for their players like this.
I was a young player once and this would have left an impression on me and not in the way this man seems to think it would. 😆
I was a young player once and this would have left an impression on me and not in the way this man seems to think it would. 😆
September 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think it’s great for young female fans to see one of the goats of coaching going to bat for their players like this.
I was a young player once and this would have left an impression on me and not in the way this man seems to think it would. 😆
I was a young player once and this would have left an impression on me and not in the way this man seems to think it would. 😆