Chloe
@offmychestpass.bsky.social
#Timberwolves #NBA | bravo culture vulture | craft enthusiast | the takes are hot and dumb like me 🐺💪🏽❤️🔥
The only correct order is food court first then do your Costco shopping.
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The only correct order is food court first then do your Costco shopping.
This would have gone triple platinum as my profile picture in law school oh my god
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This would have gone triple platinum as my profile picture in law school oh my god
I’m not worried about it. Icing out my labubud for game 4
September 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m not worried about it. Icing out my labubud for game 4
The labubudz are ready for game 3!!!!
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The labubudz are ready for game 3!!!!
Here is a hint at where it’s going
September 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Here is a hint at where it’s going
As a fellow slop fan, I feel like I have to tell you about these papaya enzymes for stomach pain 🤣
September 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
As a fellow slop fan, I feel like I have to tell you about these papaya enzymes for stomach pain 🤣
I’ve cracked the code on making the perfect BLT. Airfry the bread with a little avocado oil spray on one side only. That side goes on the inside of the sandwich. You get the crunch but then the outside is still soft on your mouth.
August 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I’ve cracked the code on making the perfect BLT. Airfry the bread with a little avocado oil spray on one side only. That side goes on the inside of the sandwich. You get the crunch but then the outside is still soft on your mouth.
this is just flat out weird hahah dying to give this a listen 🤣
July 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this is just flat out weird hahah dying to give this a listen 🤣
this is just flat out weird hahah dying to give this a listen 🤣
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is just flat out weird hahah dying to give this a listen 🤣
Going through my dad’s vinyls he doesn’t want anymore….trying to figure out if any of this is special or just old lol
July 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Going through my dad’s vinyls he doesn’t want anymore….trying to figure out if any of this is special or just old lol
Happy 11th birthday to my Loki boy 🥹
July 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Happy 11th birthday to my Loki boy 🥹
Sorry but I just cannot let people slander the NYT games because they don’t understand riddles and wordplay. Especially when the NYT has an entire column to teaching the rules and logic. I just can’t do it!!!!!!
June 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sorry but I just cannot let people slander the NYT games because they don’t understand riddles and wordplay. Especially when the NYT has an entire column to teaching the rules and logic. I just can’t do it!!!!!!
When iris asked Zac if he’d been to Australia and he replied “of course” #loveislandusa
June 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When iris asked Zac if he’d been to Australia and he replied “of course” #loveislandusa
When iris asked zack if he’d been to Australia and he said “of course” #loveislandusa
June 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
When iris asked zack if he’d been to Australia and he said “of course” #loveislandusa
It’s just me and my free-with-purchase-Victoria’s-Secret-umbrella against the world 🩷
June 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s just me and my free-with-purchase-Victoria’s-Secret-umbrella against the world 🩷
I need this gremlin OUT
June 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I need this gremlin OUT
This is all we want, Apple. I don’t care what the apps look like….bring back my iPod nano!!!!!!
June 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is all we want, Apple. I don’t care what the apps look like….bring back my iPod nano!!!!!!
I just learned that you’re allowed to deconstruct grocery store sushi and make your own spicy tuna crispy rice at home!!!!!
June 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I just learned that you’re allowed to deconstruct grocery store sushi and make your own spicy tuna crispy rice at home!!!!!
I keep hearing people grumbling about there being no song of the summer but clearly they haven’t heard this banger yet. Unquestionably the song of the summer for me.
June 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I keep hearing people grumbling about there being no song of the summer but clearly they haven’t heard this banger yet. Unquestionably the song of the summer for me.
A chore hates to see me coming today
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A chore hates to see me coming today
Make them walk home from Oklahoma at this point
May 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Make them walk home from Oklahoma at this point
9 points in the first quarter in an elimination game.
May 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
9 points in the first quarter in an elimination game.