Offgridbear
@offgridbear.bsky.social
🐻🏳️🌈Sydney based foodie, follower of #Auspol, big fan of true crime, mid century modern, interior design, plants and doggos
General omnishambles
General omnishambles
Hey @jetstarairways.bsky.social
Half an hour late boarding due to you having no crew ready for the departure
30 hours in transit and counting
Get. Your. Shit. Together.
Half an hour late boarding due to you having no crew ready for the departure
30 hours in transit and counting
Get. Your. Shit. Together.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hey @jetstarairways.bsky.social
Half an hour late boarding due to you having no crew ready for the departure
30 hours in transit and counting
Get. Your. Shit. Together.
Half an hour late boarding due to you having no crew ready for the departure
30 hours in transit and counting
Get. Your. Shit. Together.
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With you in spirit, LA. ❤️ from Portugal.
June 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
With you in spirit, LA. ❤️ from Portugal.
Until sex ed in primary school I believed tampons were in fact fart mufflers for women
My mum always made a big deal that ‘ladies didn’t fluff’ - she wouldn’t say ‘fart’. I’d find the little wrappers I recognised from her handbag floating in the loo after she’d been and well, connected the dots
My mum always made a big deal that ‘ladies didn’t fluff’ - she wouldn’t say ‘fart’. I’d find the little wrappers I recognised from her handbag floating in the loo after she’d been and well, connected the dots
Fun fact: until I was appreciably into my 20s, I thought they were called oncologists because they were always “on call.”
i was unaware of how many oncologists were on this website
May 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Until sex ed in primary school I believed tampons were in fact fart mufflers for women
My mum always made a big deal that ‘ladies didn’t fluff’ - she wouldn’t say ‘fart’. I’d find the little wrappers I recognised from her handbag floating in the loo after she’d been and well, connected the dots
My mum always made a big deal that ‘ladies didn’t fluff’ - she wouldn’t say ‘fart’. I’d find the little wrappers I recognised from her handbag floating in the loo after she’d been and well, connected the dots
Sister Golden Hair
America · America's Greatest Hits - History · Song · 1977
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May 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Probably just gifts from Russia 👂🏼📡
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Probably just gifts from Russia 👂🏼📡
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Dutton got his wish. He will never stand in front of an Aboriginal flag as PM.
May 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Just got a message from a mate: “Can Peter Dutton get a ‘Goodbye From Country’?”
😂
😂
May 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Just got a message from a mate: “Can Peter Dutton get a ‘Goodbye From Country’?”
😂
😂
Sit down, boofhead
May 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sit down, boofhead
The turd polish?
I think the brief shine has worn off our new premier already, judging by this huge swing.
May 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The turd polish?
We’ve reached the Find Out stage of Fucking About
May 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
We’ve reached the Find Out stage of Fucking About
May 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Finally, a full flush
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Finally, a full flush
May 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Has anyone checked on Prue MacSween?
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Drink every time McGrath says prepoll lol. #binnight
May 3, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Has anyone checked on Prue MacSween?
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May 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
More from Laura Tingle please
🌻watching James McGrath have a meltdown is gold 😂 (& ffs pipe down Annabel -you aren’t a serious politician commentator!!🙄)😊 #auspol #BinNight
a woman is sitting on a couch eating popcorn while watching tv .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch eating popcorn while watching tv .
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
More from Laura Tingle please
I saw it as a way of prolonging fossil fuel use and a favour to Gina Mineheart
DISASTER
DISASTER
Who is going to acknowledge that a Nuclear Power policy was a DISASTER and so many ppl made up their mind on this election after the first debate.
Greens Teals and Independents benefit from that.
#Auspol #Ausvotes25 #Ausvotes #binnight
Greens Teals and Independents benefit from that.
#Auspol #Ausvotes25 #Ausvotes #binnight
May 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I saw it as a way of prolonging fossil fuel use and a favour to Gina Mineheart
DISASTER
DISASTER
We had plenty of policies…
Just none with any detail until after we’re elected.
Absolutely fucking not
Just none with any detail until after we’re elected.
Absolutely fucking not
James McGrath - we need to get rid of early voting
Sarah - you could have released your policies earlier
James - we had plenty of policies
Sure, Jan gif
#BinNight
Sarah - you could have released your policies earlier
James - we had plenty of policies
Sure, Jan gif
#BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
We had plenty of policies…
Just none with any detail until after we’re elected.
Absolutely fucking not
Just none with any detail until after we’re elected.
Absolutely fucking not
May 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
5.3% swing so far to Labor in Dickson 🍾🍾
May 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
5.3% swing so far to Labor in Dickson 🍾🍾
May 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Mug likely contains Gin
May 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mug likely contains Gin
