Dear Jane
@austenite20.bsky.social
Jane Austen tragic. Baker of sweet treats cook of many things. Is it time for coffee?
I am on the country of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people of the Kulin Nation Naarm, Australia
I am on the country of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people of the Kulin Nation Naarm, Australia
Green goddess salad with organic corn ships which is why they are small and round not triangles and YES I did use purple cabbage because No waste ppl dont @ me I also use cashews and parmesan not nutritional yeast and Yes is is Delicious
January 18, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Green goddess salad with organic corn ships which is why they are small and round not triangles and YES I did use purple cabbage because No waste ppl dont @ me I also use cashews and parmesan not nutritional yeast and Yes is is Delicious
My problem is I have NO patience and on Friday Night after week at work I have Zero Fucks to give. The good Pizza place you know there is always the "good" one has 45min wait to get delivered. I can't wait chicken breast rocket pesto pappardelle pasta done in 15mins start to serve. Yummm
January 16, 2026 at 9:15 AM
My problem is I have NO patience and on Friday Night after week at work I have Zero Fucks to give. The good Pizza place you know there is always the "good" one has 45min wait to get delivered. I can't wait chicken breast rocket pesto pappardelle pasta done in 15mins start to serve. Yummm
I used a phrase today that I dont know if its just my family no one older or younger at work had any idea what I meant.
"Chooff off " - when you are waiting or wanting someone to leave a car space or waiting in queue and you want person to Chooff off as you are next or want to take spot
"Chooff off " - when you are waiting or wanting someone to leave a car space or waiting in queue and you want person to Chooff off as you are next or want to take spot
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I used a phrase today that I dont know if its just my family no one older or younger at work had any idea what I meant.
"Chooff off " - when you are waiting or wanting someone to leave a car space or waiting in queue and you want person to Chooff off as you are next or want to take spot
"Chooff off " - when you are waiting or wanting someone to leave a car space or waiting in queue and you want person to Chooff off as you are next or want to take spot
Lebanese Lamb steak with homemade flat bread - made with yoghurt and self raising flour
Hummus,lettuce, tzatziki tomato, eggplant - marinatated in lime juice red onion with sumac and mint cheeky drizzle of pomegranate molasses.
No motivation to cook but Lots of motivation to Eat Well.
Hummus,lettuce, tzatziki tomato, eggplant - marinatated in lime juice red onion with sumac and mint cheeky drizzle of pomegranate molasses.
No motivation to cook but Lots of motivation to Eat Well.
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Lebanese Lamb steak with homemade flat bread - made with yoghurt and self raising flour
Hummus,lettuce, tzatziki tomato, eggplant - marinatated in lime juice red onion with sumac and mint cheeky drizzle of pomegranate molasses.
No motivation to cook but Lots of motivation to Eat Well.
Hummus,lettuce, tzatziki tomato, eggplant - marinatated in lime juice red onion with sumac and mint cheeky drizzle of pomegranate molasses.
No motivation to cook but Lots of motivation to Eat Well.
It is DEEPLY satisfying to have a CLEAN freshly washed car.
So much smoke ash and very dirty rain over the weekend blowing in from the bushfires here in Victoria. So with calmer winds and clear skys. I can wash the car after work because of the Long Summer twighlight in Melbourne.
So much smoke ash and very dirty rain over the weekend blowing in from the bushfires here in Victoria. So with calmer winds and clear skys. I can wash the car after work because of the Long Summer twighlight in Melbourne.
January 12, 2026 at 7:59 AM
It is DEEPLY satisfying to have a CLEAN freshly washed car.
So much smoke ash and very dirty rain over the weekend blowing in from the bushfires here in Victoria. So with calmer winds and clear skys. I can wash the car after work because of the Long Summer twighlight in Melbourne.
So much smoke ash and very dirty rain over the weekend blowing in from the bushfires here in Victoria. So with calmer winds and clear skys. I can wash the car after work because of the Long Summer twighlight in Melbourne.
No where near as exciting as the hard rubbish live security camera feed at Peak lockdown it was a must watch weekend of sneaky blatant and many gawkers and mess makers courtesy @dustypee
Mine is just standard council 3m x 1m hard rubbish booking. We get 2 per financial year. I used one in March 2025
Mine is just standard council 3m x 1m hard rubbish booking. We get 2 per financial year. I used one in March 2025
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 AM
No where near as exciting as the hard rubbish live security camera feed at Peak lockdown it was a must watch weekend of sneaky blatant and many gawkers and mess makers courtesy @dustypee
Mine is just standard council 3m x 1m hard rubbish booking. We get 2 per financial year. I used one in March 2025
Mine is just standard council 3m x 1m hard rubbish booking. We get 2 per financial year. I used one in March 2025
Finally a Microwave popcorn maker / method that Actually works.
The glass Jug
Glass bowl with plate to cover
Brown paper bag method
All Burnt Everything tried using butter oil or nothing
This is silicone funnel and it comes with cover and it WORKS no burnt ones and not many unpopped.
The glass Jug
Glass bowl with plate to cover
Brown paper bag method
All Burnt Everything tried using butter oil or nothing
This is silicone funnel and it comes with cover and it WORKS no burnt ones and not many unpopped.
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Finally a Microwave popcorn maker / method that Actually works.
The glass Jug
Glass bowl with plate to cover
Brown paper bag method
All Burnt Everything tried using butter oil or nothing
This is silicone funnel and it comes with cover and it WORKS no burnt ones and not many unpopped.
The glass Jug
Glass bowl with plate to cover
Brown paper bag method
All Burnt Everything tried using butter oil or nothing
This is silicone funnel and it comes with cover and it WORKS no burnt ones and not many unpopped.
Full week back at work Heatwave and Bushfires all around. Find joy where you can and take time to Enjoy simple things like the Best strawberries with brioche French Toast
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Full week back at work Heatwave and Bushfires all around. Find joy where you can and take time to Enjoy simple things like the Best strawberries with brioche French Toast
So .. turns out not Late.
A complete No show. STOOD ME UP.
The temp is NOT dropping below 21C at min until 6am when it drops to 19C then back up to 22C by 9am.
So cool change:
Block
Delete
Unfriend
Unfollow
I'm pissed off I REALLY needed sleep.
A complete No show. STOOD ME UP.
The temp is NOT dropping below 21C at min until 6am when it drops to 19C then back up to 22C by 9am.
So cool change:
Block
Delete
Unfriend
Unfollow
I'm pissed off I REALLY needed sleep.
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 AM
So .. turns out not Late.
A complete No show. STOOD ME UP.
The temp is NOT dropping below 21C at min until 6am when it drops to 19C then back up to 22C by 9am.
So cool change:
Block
Delete
Unfriend
Unfollow
I'm pissed off I REALLY needed sleep.
A complete No show. STOOD ME UP.
The temp is NOT dropping below 21C at min until 6am when it drops to 19C then back up to 22C by 9am.
So cool change:
Block
Delete
Unfriend
Unfollow
I'm pissed off I REALLY needed sleep.
Excuse me... but cool Change you are VERY late... still not Here in my area of Melbourne.
Yes I know you are hopefully cooling things down for the fire fighters.
But not a drop of rain just Hot Blustery wind so stiflingly hot I feel like I'm suffocating.
please I Need the change.
Yes I know you are hopefully cooling things down for the fire fighters.
But not a drop of rain just Hot Blustery wind so stiflingly hot I feel like I'm suffocating.
please I Need the change.
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Excuse me... but cool Change you are VERY late... still not Here in my area of Melbourne.
Yes I know you are hopefully cooling things down for the fire fighters.
But not a drop of rain just Hot Blustery wind so stiflingly hot I feel like I'm suffocating.
please I Need the change.
Yes I know you are hopefully cooling things down for the fire fighters.
But not a drop of rain just Hot Blustery wind so stiflingly hot I feel like I'm suffocating.
please I Need the change.
I just HAD to pack up EVERYTHING From Christmas - i can't go back to work with it all up outside Inside & Tree.
Using 3 clip.close plastic boxes
2 ornament decoration fabric boxes
2 wrapping paper fabric boxes.
I still have Original Box for Christmas Tree Purchased 2024 & Canvas tree storage bag.
Using 3 clip.close plastic boxes
2 ornament decoration fabric boxes
2 wrapping paper fabric boxes.
I still have Original Box for Christmas Tree Purchased 2024 & Canvas tree storage bag.
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I just HAD to pack up EVERYTHING From Christmas - i can't go back to work with it all up outside Inside & Tree.
Using 3 clip.close plastic boxes
2 ornament decoration fabric boxes
2 wrapping paper fabric boxes.
I still have Original Box for Christmas Tree Purchased 2024 & Canvas tree storage bag.
Using 3 clip.close plastic boxes
2 ornament decoration fabric boxes
2 wrapping paper fabric boxes.
I still have Original Box for Christmas Tree Purchased 2024 & Canvas tree storage bag.
I NEARLY forgot it was bin night and even more importantly I Remembered to put the prawn head/shells from Freezer IN the bin.
Our Street "Binfluencer" is away on Holiday so no bin out from them.
I have been so focused on going back to work tomorrow.
Our Street "Binfluencer" is away on Holiday so no bin out from them.
I have been so focused on going back to work tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I NEARLY forgot it was bin night and even more importantly I Remembered to put the prawn head/shells from Freezer IN the bin.
Our Street "Binfluencer" is away on Holiday so no bin out from them.
I have been so focused on going back to work tomorrow.
Our Street "Binfluencer" is away on Holiday so no bin out from them.
I have been so focused on going back to work tomorrow.
Living with my ASD beautiful boy is challenging and we go through phases and sometimes this leads to practical and helpful changes and growth in emotional regulation or progress with socialisation.
One thing that raises my anxiety is ongoing verbal monologue.
One thing that raises my anxiety is ongoing verbal monologue.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Living with my ASD beautiful boy is challenging and we go through phases and sometimes this leads to practical and helpful changes and growth in emotional regulation or progress with socialisation.
One thing that raises my anxiety is ongoing verbal monologue.
One thing that raises my anxiety is ongoing verbal monologue.
Do you KNOW what I now completely GET Rage Baiting.
I ordered specialist body wash and deodorant from Australia company based in QLD.
On 19th December.
As of 22nd December it showed it had reached Richmond VIC 3121 distribution centre.
Since then - 4 emails to company saying "busy time of year etc
I ordered specialist body wash and deodorant from Australia company based in QLD.
On 19th December.
As of 22nd December it showed it had reached Richmond VIC 3121 distribution centre.
Since then - 4 emails to company saying "busy time of year etc
January 3, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Do you KNOW what I now completely GET Rage Baiting.
I ordered specialist body wash and deodorant from Australia company based in QLD.
On 19th December.
As of 22nd December it showed it had reached Richmond VIC 3121 distribution centre.
Since then - 4 emails to company saying "busy time of year etc
I ordered specialist body wash and deodorant from Australia company based in QLD.
On 19th December.
As of 22nd December it showed it had reached Richmond VIC 3121 distribution centre.
Since then - 4 emails to company saying "busy time of year etc
I'm enjoying sparkling wine ( because it's not from Champagne) This in no way diminishes the enjoyment and i have had my salad and prawns and I am floating on the bubbles. Cheers Everyone 🍾🥂 wishing everyone peace and happiness 😊 I hope the new year brings all your wishes to you.
December 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I'm enjoying sparkling wine ( because it's not from Champagne) This in no way diminishes the enjoyment and i have had my salad and prawns and I am floating on the bubbles. Cheers Everyone 🍾🥂 wishing everyone peace and happiness 😊 I hope the new year brings all your wishes to you.
Happy Boxing Day Test match to all those who celebrate 🥳
I am in my happy place.
Boxing Day.
Cricket on the TV and radio.
I will pick at cherries Christmas chocolate the good crackers and special cheeses and dinner is cold meats and salads. Calm and zero stress today.
I am in my happy place.
Boxing Day.
Cricket on the TV and radio.
I will pick at cherries Christmas chocolate the good crackers and special cheeses and dinner is cold meats and salads. Calm and zero stress today.
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Happy Boxing Day Test match to all those who celebrate 🥳
I am in my happy place.
Boxing Day.
Cricket on the TV and radio.
I will pick at cherries Christmas chocolate the good crackers and special cheeses and dinner is cold meats and salads. Calm and zero stress today.
I am in my happy place.
Boxing Day.
Cricket on the TV and radio.
I will pick at cherries Christmas chocolate the good crackers and special cheeses and dinner is cold meats and salads. Calm and zero stress today.
So the down side of doing the prawns for lunch is that the most sober person has to do the bin run.
okay to explain. 5 days until bin night owner of the household bin is going away so this means the prawn shells + heads need to GO otherwise it will stink out the bin which is already full.
okay to explain. 5 days until bin night owner of the household bin is going away so this means the prawn shells + heads need to GO otherwise it will stink out the bin which is already full.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
So the down side of doing the prawns for lunch is that the most sober person has to do the bin run.
okay to explain. 5 days until bin night owner of the household bin is going away so this means the prawn shells + heads need to GO otherwise it will stink out the bin which is already full.
okay to explain. 5 days until bin night owner of the household bin is going away so this means the prawn shells + heads need to GO otherwise it will stink out the bin which is already full.
Not Christmas cooking - but we still gotta eat and this fakeaway Pad Thai using the kit is great the tofu, chicken, yellow capsicum, egg beansprouts and spring onion are added by me. The sauce noodles and peanuts come in kit. Yummmm
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Not Christmas cooking - but we still gotta eat and this fakeaway Pad Thai using the kit is great the tofu, chicken, yellow capsicum, egg beansprouts and spring onion are added by me. The sauce noodles and peanuts come in kit. Yummmm
Forget Christmas crack - just buy these. No one has to make them. These are the go to in my family. You can't just eat one. We call them chocolate sticks - yes they come in other flavours.But in my opinion NOTHING comes close to original chocolate so we don't bother with Anything else.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Forget Christmas crack - just buy these. No one has to make them. These are the go to in my family. You can't just eat one. We call them chocolate sticks - yes they come in other flavours.But in my opinion NOTHING comes close to original chocolate so we don't bother with Anything else.
I have been declared 📜 WORST mother in the world by my 19yr old daughter.
So you can all stop trying to compete.
The Heinous crime i have committed to earn this title?
I asked her to actually properly clean and tidy her room and Donate the clothes she doesn't want anymore.
So you can all stop trying to compete.
The Heinous crime i have committed to earn this title?
I asked her to actually properly clean and tidy her room and Donate the clothes she doesn't want anymore.
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I have been declared 📜 WORST mother in the world by my 19yr old daughter.
So you can all stop trying to compete.
The Heinous crime i have committed to earn this title?
I asked her to actually properly clean and tidy her room and Donate the clothes she doesn't want anymore.
So you can all stop trying to compete.
The Heinous crime i have committed to earn this title?
I asked her to actually properly clean and tidy her room and Donate the clothes she doesn't want anymore.
Because my Children have never cared enough to ask.. it was actually my Dad who used to buy and peel the prawns at Christmas time. I don't have marny good /safe not traumatic related memories of my Dad and even fewer of us doing Anything together.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Because my Children have never cared enough to ask.. it was actually my Dad who used to buy and peel the prawns at Christmas time. I don't have marny good /safe not traumatic related memories of my Dad and even fewer of us doing Anything together.
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄 and these are two of my favourite things at Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄 and these are two of my favourite things at Christmas
I see nepotism is ALIVE and well - argh the Annoying voice is clearly in the DNA for this next generation of host/commentator.
Let's hope there has been some enlightenment and importantly some Education to ensure racism is NOT a tradition that continues
Let's hope there has been some enlightenment and importantly some Education to ensure racism is NOT a tradition that continues
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I see nepotism is ALIVE and well - argh the Annoying voice is clearly in the DNA for this next generation of host/commentator.
Let's hope there has been some enlightenment and importantly some Education to ensure racism is NOT a tradition that continues
Let's hope there has been some enlightenment and importantly some Education to ensure racism is NOT a tradition that continues
When someone Writes in an email : " I also want to gently reiterate that although we truly empathise with how difficult this season is, the program is non-refundable as outlined clearly in our terms and conditions at the time of joining"
This is passive aggressive right?
This is passive aggressive right?
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
When someone Writes in an email : " I also want to gently reiterate that although we truly empathise with how difficult this season is, the program is non-refundable as outlined clearly in our terms and conditions at the time of joining"
This is passive aggressive right?
This is passive aggressive right?
I am oh so pleasantly floating I have had 3 glasses 🥂 of sparkling ✨️ wine and it feels wonderful. Cheers Everyone.
I am celebrating 🍾 🥂 I hope are having a lovely weekend 😊.
Tipsy me is effusive with happiness and joy.
I am celebrating 🍾 🥂 I hope are having a lovely weekend 😊.
Tipsy me is effusive with happiness and joy.
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I am oh so pleasantly floating I have had 3 glasses 🥂 of sparkling ✨️ wine and it feels wonderful. Cheers Everyone.
I am celebrating 🍾 🥂 I hope are having a lovely weekend 😊.
Tipsy me is effusive with happiness and joy.
I am celebrating 🍾 🥂 I hope are having a lovely weekend 😊.
Tipsy me is effusive with happiness and joy.