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Offgridbear
@offgridbear.bsky.social
🐻🏳️‍🌈Sydney based foodie, follower of #Auspol, big fan of true crime, mid century modern, interior design, plants and doggos

General omnishambles
Probably just gifts from Russia 👂🏼📡
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Election night vibes

#BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Patsy’s running her own panel

#BinNight
May 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Nah, that’s part of the recipe
May 2, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What a difference a day makes #BinNight
May 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
How online dating is going
April 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
In other news, Pats violently loves her new toy
March 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
As a busy working mum, I know that when I feel chilly, my child is also chilly too

Pats’ face: Hooman, WHY??!!
February 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Two months beyond rehoming (rescue) I can no longer feel her spine or ribs

Nobody escapes this house thin
February 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
February 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
@weratedogs.com

Meet Pats, she’s 14 months old and spent her first twelve couped up all day in a crate. She’s blossoming and gaining weight.

Such majestic flooof.
February 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Is she more a Lambo lady?
February 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Grilled Zucchini and Halloumi skewers with minted oil dressing

www.gourmettraveller.com.au/recipe/fast-...
February 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Revisiting this masterpiece by Martha Wainwright from 2005

“Yeah her tits were higher than mine/ with a waist that is sugar fine/ heard she could read and write too/ and she’s getting a degree in fucking you/ sexual psychology”
February 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Finished sanding my outdoor bar today and added coat one of decking oil.

There’s something to be said for working with your hands, in that it pulls you entirely out of your head.
February 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Hey from Pats
February 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Marketplace haul/weekend project

Two bar tables on wheels and four stools forming a bar or a high dining table.

$150 total spend.

Finally an outdoor dining space above pup level
February 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
She’s about to release her first album in ten years, she’s rocking hard at 60 and looking boss
January 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Don’t mention the war
January 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Baby girl 🖤
January 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Olympus Dining in Redfern tonight with my sister and bro in law.

Food was fantastic, service was really good too

Everyone say Saganaki!

The milk fed lamb was to die for, as were the for times cooked potatoes
January 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Pats was explicit about not posting spoilers, but woof! 😉

She also got groomed for the first time - I did not create this* 😄
January 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Pats has been to the beauty salon for the first time and is officially the prettiest irl at the dance!

* I am not responsible for the first two images 😄
January 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
We just finished #Gunnawah, and loved it. Pats thought Sly sounded like a catch 🖤
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Pats’ vet face 🥺

She was a brave little lady, she got poked and prodded and had a couple of needles.

She didn’t make a peep. Didn’t want the treats 💪🏼
January 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM