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Offgridbear
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🐻🏳️‍🌈Sydney based foodie, follower of #Auspol, big fan of true crime, mid century modern, interior design, plants and doggos

General omnishambles
Yep!

Rather than launder a small rotation of blankets, passengers can now choose to buy one.

I asked if the attendant was joking, but they were not. Discount airlines have reached a new level of stinginess it seems
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
JQ514 will be my last ever Jetstar flight. The contempt you have for your customers is wild.

I froze on the flight from Bangkok and was advised by crew when I asked for a blanket that they could sell me one.

Zero customer care. All for profit.
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A matter for the states…

Where have we heard that before…?
June 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
America can’t be trusted with nukes, it has priors. Trump is dementing before our eyes #25th
June 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tina Fey Annoyed GIF
ALT: Tina Fey Annoyed GIF
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
He’s got several quarts of whiskey scheduled before that
June 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Time to make like a grasshopper and eat your young
June 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
One in each hand is the definition of balance
June 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Go slay
June 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I’d break up with them too
May 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The man doesn’t blink
May 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Does he ever blink?
May 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s a cover, and a great one
May 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m a sucker for a sun soaked seventies harmony
May 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Bitch better have my money
May 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
We need to tax mining companies in this country
May 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I drank every time he said it, can you please call me an ambulance
May 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Doing it, then backflipping from it.

Did you catch Jacinta Price’s trainwreck interview?
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM