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She/her. Rachel. Hillbilly, Smoky Mountains native, typical Walmart shopper, also old. Aliases: Princess Monster Truck, Trailer Bride, Shibboletta. 🤘🏼🏴☠️🖕🏼🖤
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I feel like today is a travesty or parody based on Seventies and Eighties cyberpunk and dystopian fiction. "Let's make that shit uglier and more shameful, let's make it embarrassing to even bea human being!" And America ran with that shit. Not literally but that's how it feels.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I feel like today is a travesty or parody based on Seventies and Eighties cyberpunk and dystopian fiction. "Let's make that shit uglier and more shameful, let's make it embarrassing to even bea human being!" And America ran with that shit. Not literally but that's how it feels.
I don't want to eat the billionaires, but maybe they'd make good dogfood.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I don't want to eat the billionaires, but maybe they'd make good dogfood.
Not sure why I've posted today. This place hurts my soul. All social media does. I'm lonely but way happier than I would be here.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not sure why I've posted today. This place hurts my soul. All social media does. I'm lonely but way happier than I would be here.
No compromises. Either everyone is free or no one is. So far no one is.
Everyone. Everyone. Not one exception.
I won't be fighting for this because i think i can achieve it. I will fight for this because it's the only choice fit for the free human i long to be.
Everyone. Everyone. Not one exception.
I won't be fighting for this because i think i can achieve it. I will fight for this because it's the only choice fit for the free human i long to be.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No compromises. Either everyone is free or no one is. So far no one is.
Everyone. Everyone. Not one exception.
I won't be fighting for this because i think i can achieve it. I will fight for this because it's the only choice fit for the free human i long to be.
Everyone. Everyone. Not one exception.
I won't be fighting for this because i think i can achieve it. I will fight for this because it's the only choice fit for the free human i long to be.
Idaho has just passeda a law making seasoning your food an act of domestic terrorism.
Lawmakers there are also considering mandating raisins in potato salad.
And in a last minute late night session the Idaho House passed a law that makes saying the word "cracker" out loud in public a hate crime.
Lawmakers there are also considering mandating raisins in potato salad.
And in a last minute late night session the Idaho House passed a law that makes saying the word "cracker" out loud in public a hate crime.
July 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Idaho has just passeda a law making seasoning your food an act of domestic terrorism.
Lawmakers there are also considering mandating raisins in potato salad.
And in a last minute late night session the Idaho House passed a law that makes saying the word "cracker" out loud in public a hate crime.
Lawmakers there are also considering mandating raisins in potato salad.
And in a last minute late night session the Idaho House passed a law that makes saying the word "cracker" out loud in public a hate crime.
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
theonion.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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For those of us who had SATs that only went to 1600, this is as if Mamdani scored 1420 / 1600. So he had the equivalent of 710 out of 800 on math and language, or maybe 800 on the language and 620 on the math.
Either of which possibility would be top 1-2% SAT scores nationwide
Either of which possibility would be top 1-2% SAT scores nationwide
Chris Rufo and the NY Post have a new and shocking Mamdani BOMBSHELL:
His SAT scores were AVERAGE among admitted students!!!!!!!
This is definitely the sort of thing you report when a candidate has skeletons in the closet.
His SAT scores were AVERAGE among admitted students!!!!!!!
This is definitely the sort of thing you report when a candidate has skeletons in the closet.
July 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
For those of us who had SATs that only went to 1600, this is as if Mamdani scored 1420 / 1600. So he had the equivalent of 710 out of 800 on math and language, or maybe 800 on the language and 620 on the math.
Either of which possibility would be top 1-2% SAT scores nationwide
Either of which possibility would be top 1-2% SAT scores nationwide
Baudrillard was right.
July 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Baudrillard was right.
Something I wrote:
July 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Something I wrote:
Okay okay but look at it this way.
They aren't going to stop killing people until somebody forces them to stop.
We should start now.
But all of our leaders and in fact all of our population is either lunatics or cowards or both.
They aren't going to stop killing people until somebody forces them to stop.
We should start now.
But all of our leaders and in fact all of our population is either lunatics or cowards or both.
July 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Okay okay but look at it this way.
They aren't going to stop killing people until somebody forces them to stop.
We should start now.
But all of our leaders and in fact all of our population is either lunatics or cowards or both.
They aren't going to stop killing people until somebody forces them to stop.
We should start now.
But all of our leaders and in fact all of our population is either lunatics or cowards or both.
And the Dems are just gonna let people die and do nothing. NO. WAIT. They already are watching people die and they are doing nothing.
Including me, soon.
Including me, soon.
Most Dems have been surrender monkeys and failure addicts for decades now. Think of them as paid actors hired by a personnified status quo. Their only job is to get out of the way.
July 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And the Dems are just gonna let people die and do nothing. NO. WAIT. They already are watching people die and they are doing nothing.
Including me, soon.
Including me, soon.
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Most Dems have been surrender monkeys and failure addicts for decades now. Think of them as paid actors hired by a personnified status quo. Their only job is to get out of the way.
July 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Most Dems have been surrender monkeys and failure addicts for decades now. Think of them as paid actors hired by a personnified status quo. Their only job is to get out of the way.
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the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
Former Gov. David Paterson is calling a press conference tomorrow to try to get all the anti-Zohran candidates to work together.
Paterson, the first Black governor of NY, is a conservative Dem who backed Andrew Cuomo in the primary.
Paterson, the first Black governor of NY, is a conservative Dem who backed Andrew Cuomo in the primary.
July 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats
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Anti-ABA violence is justified
An autistic (age 15) is harmed by years of ABA interventions, with terrible outcomes for him--so behavior analysts strap him to a restraint chair (lap, shoulder, arm straps) & punish him with "an edible bitter solution" applied to his lower lip? link.springer.com/article/10.1... this is ABA in 2025
A Clinical Demonstration of Individualized Restraint Fading - Behavior Analysis in Practice
Individuals with intellectual and developmental disabilities who engage in severe problem behavior may often cause significant harm to themselves as well as their caregivers. It follows that severe pr...
link.springer.com
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Anti-ABA violence is justified
I overreacted in 1981 after Reagan was elected and then when his Supreme Court made money into a kind of free speech. I'm old and ... frustrated is not a strong or apocalyptic enough word. Now i want to punch the whole human race in the dick.
July 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I overreacted in 1981 after Reagan was elected and then when his Supreme Court made money into a kind of free speech. I'm old and ... frustrated is not a strong or apocalyptic enough word. Now i want to punch the whole human race in the dick.
Why do lotsa white ppl act like fascism is inevitable, irresistible?
They act like fascism is natural human behavior, the default, and that is a total lie.
White Americans seem to be the most brainwashed people in the world. Lunatics and cowards.
Malcolm X was right about us in every detail.
They act like fascism is natural human behavior, the default, and that is a total lie.
White Americans seem to be the most brainwashed people in the world. Lunatics and cowards.
Malcolm X was right about us in every detail.
July 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Why do lotsa white ppl act like fascism is inevitable, irresistible?
They act like fascism is natural human behavior, the default, and that is a total lie.
White Americans seem to be the most brainwashed people in the world. Lunatics and cowards.
Malcolm X was right about us in every detail.
They act like fascism is natural human behavior, the default, and that is a total lie.
White Americans seem to be the most brainwashed people in the world. Lunatics and cowards.
Malcolm X was right about us in every detail.
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The moral, ethical, and empathetic vacuum that some people live in -- how? Is homo sapiens the child of a lesser god?
Do such people refute our common humanity? Are we all other and lesser creatures than we think?
I didn't use to be nihilist, or maybe pessimist is a better word, technically.
Do such people refute our common humanity? Are we all other and lesser creatures than we think?
I didn't use to be nihilist, or maybe pessimist is a better word, technically.
July 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The moral, ethical, and empathetic vacuum that some people live in -- how? Is homo sapiens the child of a lesser god?
Do such people refute our common humanity? Are we all other and lesser creatures than we think?
I didn't use to be nihilist, or maybe pessimist is a better word, technically.
Do such people refute our common humanity? Are we all other and lesser creatures than we think?
I didn't use to be nihilist, or maybe pessimist is a better word, technically.
MAGA cant be reasoned with. They don't do "reason". They hear only nonsensical ideas, so they think only nonsense.
They can't be persuaded by your morals & ethics because they've thrown off the yoke of morality and ethics.
Appeals to humanity won't work either. MAGA is the Anti-Life Equation.
They can't be persuaded by your morals & ethics because they've thrown off the yoke of morality and ethics.
Appeals to humanity won't work either. MAGA is the Anti-Life Equation.
July 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
MAGA cant be reasoned with. They don't do "reason". They hear only nonsensical ideas, so they think only nonsense.
They can't be persuaded by your morals & ethics because they've thrown off the yoke of morality and ethics.
Appeals to humanity won't work either. MAGA is the Anti-Life Equation.
They can't be persuaded by your morals & ethics because they've thrown off the yoke of morality and ethics.
Appeals to humanity won't work either. MAGA is the Anti-Life Equation.
DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy):
Chaos Magick for therapists, psychiatrists and their patients.
Chaos Magick for therapists, psychiatrists and their patients.
June 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy):
Chaos Magick for therapists, psychiatrists and their patients.
Chaos Magick for therapists, psychiatrists and their patients.
Hillbilly cloning is when you name your clone Clonette.
June 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hillbilly cloning is when you name your clone Clonette.
SHOCKING evidence MTG is a skunk ape who shaved.
May 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
SHOCKING evidence MTG is a skunk ape who shaved.
