So I have something in common with Justin Bieber.

Because my mouth produces no saliva I have to use baby oil.

There are two things i never do. I never fart and i never blink.

Do i make you uncomfortable? Do I frighten you?

I love to watch you sleep, i could do it for hours at a time. And I have.

When you see another couple you should ask yourself "Who's the farmer and who's the sheep?" (Pro tip: the first couple you see will be your parents. )

Most Dems have been surrender monkeys and failure addicts for decades now. Think of them as paid actors hired by a personnified status quo. Their only job is to get out of the way.

Most Dems have been surrender monkeys and failure addicts for decades now. Think of them as paid actors hired by a personnified status quo. Their only job is to get out of the way.