Afton
@octopody.bsky.social
Reviewed by the ATLs:
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
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Afton
@octopody.bsky.social
· Sep 26
I’ve been struggling with a slowly dying keyboard for months. So I finally got a new one! She’s a beaut.
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:
The colour green
Sea creatures
Secondhand books
Retrofuturism
Low stakes video games
Handwritten letters
Buying yarn
Ancient, mossy places
Teva Hurricane XLT2s
The strangest dish on the menu
The colour green
Sea creatures
Secondhand books
Retrofuturism
Low stakes video games
Handwritten letters
Buying yarn
Ancient, mossy places
Teva Hurricane XLT2s
The strangest dish on the menu
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:
Fancy teacups
Red pandas
Sushi
Vintage gothic romance paperbacks
Moonstones and labradorite
Peonies
Bright fuchsia eyeshadow
My Chemical Romance
Goth magazines and clothing catalogs from the 20s - early 00s
Top hats
Fancy teacups
Red pandas
Sushi
Vintage gothic romance paperbacks
Moonstones and labradorite
Peonies
Bright fuchsia eyeshadow
My Chemical Romance
Goth magazines and clothing catalogs from the 20s - early 00s
Top hats
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like -
Coffee cups with silly sayings
Archaic words
Sweet pickles
Mismatching prints
Mimosa trees
Finding feathers in weird places
Mustard on meatloaf
Art with bones and flowers
Long-sleeved shirts
Marbled-cover composition books
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Coffee cups with silly sayings
Archaic words
Sweet pickles
Mismatching prints
Mimosa trees
Finding feathers in weird places
Mustard on meatloaf
Art with bones and flowers
Long-sleeved shirts
Marbled-cover composition books
💖💖💖
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like:
The colour green
Sea creatures
Secondhand books
Retrofuturism
Low stakes video games
Handwritten letters
Buying yarn
Ancient, mossy places
Teva Hurricane XLT2s
The strangest dish on the menu
The colour green
Sea creatures
Secondhand books
Retrofuturism
Low stakes video games
Handwritten letters
Buying yarn
Ancient, mossy places
Teva Hurricane XLT2s
The strangest dish on the menu
1) Seth Porges is a fantastic documentarian and I'm very much looking forward to seeing his latest about Santacon
2) "Cacophony Society" is really fun to say
3) The book he wrote with his neuroscientist father sounds fascinating
2) "Cacophony Society" is really fun to say
3) The book he wrote with his neuroscientist father sounds fascinating
Seth Porges Talks Chaotic New Documentary ‘Santacon’ and the Value of Creating
The ‘How To Rob A Bank’ director returns with a blistering look at ‘Santacon’
www.topfilmmagazine.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
1) Seth Porges is a fantastic documentarian and I'm very much looking forward to seeing his latest about Santacon
2) "Cacophony Society" is really fun to say
3) The book he wrote with his neuroscientist father sounds fascinating
2) "Cacophony Society" is really fun to say
3) The book he wrote with his neuroscientist father sounds fascinating
Today I diced 3 pounds of onions for soup while listening to a comedy podcast. Really lowered the bar for "I laughed until tears streamed down my face."
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Today I diced 3 pounds of onions for soup while listening to a comedy podcast. Really lowered the bar for "I laughed until tears streamed down my face."
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I have bitten the cables
That were on the floorboards
And you were probably using
for power or data
Forgive me they were delicious
So loose and so coiled
-William Catlos Wire-lliams
[I'll leave now]
That were on the floorboards
And you were probably using
for power or data
Forgive me they were delicious
So loose and so coiled
-William Catlos Wire-lliams
[I'll leave now]
Here he is, sitting by a packaging tape that was just used to tape cables to the floor. Because of him.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have bitten the cables
That were on the floorboards
And you were probably using
for power or data
Forgive me they were delicious
So loose and so coiled
-William Catlos Wire-lliams
[I'll leave now]
That were on the floorboards
And you were probably using
for power or data
Forgive me they were delicious
So loose and so coiled
-William Catlos Wire-lliams
[I'll leave now]
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being sappy and earnest and sincere is underrated. there are a million ways to show someone you love them and you should explore everyone of them, for friends and family and partners. do it for them, but do it for you, too. you'll feel great
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
being sappy and earnest and sincere is underrated. there are a million ways to show someone you love them and you should explore everyone of them, for friends and family and partners. do it for them, but do it for you, too. you'll feel great
Congrats to the Dodgers fans, and thanks to my buddy for dragging me into watching this one! Absolutely bonkers. The Jays played a fantastic series. (I'll never forget you, Fruit Tray.)
Now. Who's up for some basketball? Do we do that one here, too?
Now. Who's up for some basketball? Do we do that one here, too?
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Congrats to the Dodgers fans, and thanks to my buddy for dragging me into watching this one! Absolutely bonkers. The Jays played a fantastic series. (I'll never forget you, Fruit Tray.)
Now. Who's up for some basketball? Do we do that one here, too?
Now. Who's up for some basketball? Do we do that one here, too?
The third inning has been brought to you by this blue jay. If you look really closely, it's now twerking in the outfield.
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The third inning has been brought to you by this blue jay. If you look really closely, it's now twerking in the outfield.
There is no such thing as too much garlic.
A solid cooking rule to follow is to remember that when recipes say ‘add two cloves of garlic’, it’s always a misprint and what they actually mean is six.
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There is no such thing as too much garlic.
I was prepared to say that at least UK baseball fans don't have to worry about Halloween shenannigans overlapping the World Series for them, but it seems like I didn't miss much in the first 2 innings.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I was prepared to say that at least UK baseball fans don't have to worry about Halloween shenannigans overlapping the World Series for them, but it seems like I didn't miss much in the first 2 innings.
Oh so this is how we're starting game 5, huh?
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh so this is how we're starting game 5, huh?
I'm still a fairly neutral party when it comes to these two teams, but I've gotta admit that I'm relieved the Jays tied up the series so they can go back to Toronto.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm still a fairly neutral party when it comes to these two teams, but I've gotta admit that I'm relieved the Jays tied up the series so they can go back to Toronto.
Busting out the hard drinks for this evening
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Busting out the hard drinks for this evening
Explain the difference between UK and US culture in two images
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Explain the difference between UK and US culture in two images
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A jury of my peers? 12 members of Mark Watson's autistic army?
a jury of my peers? 12 nerds who love raves because the lasers look like lightsabers?
a jury of my peers? 12 people who never shut the fuck up about birds?
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A jury of my peers? 12 members of Mark Watson's autistic army?
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
Famous last words: "I'll just put the game on in the background while I get some work done..."
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Famous last words: "I'll just put the game on in the background while I get some work done..."
I haven't been able to stop thinking about "what if Hocus Pocus, but No More Jockeys" so I made it exist. Happy Halloween!
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I haven't been able to stop thinking about "what if Hocus Pocus, but No More Jockeys" so I made it exist. Happy Halloween!
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
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you are so far from what it means to be human, you have forgot the wild hunt for knowledge & stories, the electricity of creative synthesis, the slow, backwards, fatal fall into love. take fruit directly from the tree and devour it as though you know nothing but desire
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
you are so far from what it means to be human, you have forgot the wild hunt for knowledge & stories, the electricity of creative synthesis, the slow, backwards, fatal fall into love. take fruit directly from the tree and devour it as though you know nothing but desire
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October 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Excellent bird luck today!
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Excellent bird luck today!
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
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shout out to all the writers and artists who take forever to finish something. I get it, bro. I take a long time too. but your worth as a writer/artist isn't built upon production. so just keep striding it out. keep taking those steps. we each have our own race track. we'll get to the finish line
November 9, 2024 at 3:02 PM
shout out to all the writers and artists who take forever to finish something. I get it, bro. I take a long time too. but your worth as a writer/artist isn't built upon production. so just keep striding it out. keep taking those steps. we each have our own race track. we'll get to the finish line
Who else just watched Good Mythical Evening? 👽 🚀🪐
Good lord. Something for everyone in this one. Worth every penny.
(You can still get the VOD.)
Good lord. Something for everyone in this one. Worth every penny.
(You can still get the VOD.)
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who else just watched Good Mythical Evening? 👽 🚀🪐
Good lord. Something for everyone in this one. Worth every penny.
(You can still get the VOD.)
Good lord. Something for everyone in this one. Worth every penny.
(You can still get the VOD.)
Accountability report on Writing The Thing (which, I must confess, is actually three things):
After reading That Book (phew- not sure how to distil my thoughts on that one into bleet format just yet), I decided to Do An Art as a creative palette cleanser. Just a silly little Halloween parody.
After reading That Book (phew- not sure how to distil my thoughts on that one into bleet format just yet), I decided to Do An Art as a creative palette cleanser. Just a silly little Halloween parody.
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Accountability report on Writing The Thing (which, I must confess, is actually three things):
After reading That Book (phew- not sure how to distil my thoughts on that one into bleet format just yet), I decided to Do An Art as a creative palette cleanser. Just a silly little Halloween parody.
After reading That Book (phew- not sure how to distil my thoughts on that one into bleet format just yet), I decided to Do An Art as a creative palette cleanser. Just a silly little Halloween parody.